Written By: notices and features - Date published: 4:20 pm, February 11th, 2013 - 46 comments
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“…and then I told them that I couldn’t remember the meeting.”
“So I just kept saying ‘I have not read that report,’ and got totally got away with it. It’s nutty over here Jules.”
“Fair dinkum, and eye thort sleeepy hob bits wars a mif”
“Sometimes I get my wife to put on a red wig and an Australian accent!”
ahhh, the joke’s over (I won’t tell if you don’t)
John:We take your asylum seekers,you take our job seekers. Deal?
Julia: If only you let me do my Mr Bean face first
beat me to it
“I reckon Steven’s got more votes than Kevin.”
Now, about those small hands….
1: JK: “And if you promise to film Home and Away in Miramar, the NZ Government will personally fund your campaign, Julia, no questions asked! Well, no questions answered, anyway.”
2: JK: “No, that’s not a map of a Queenstown ski slope, it’s our 2013 economic projections.”
3: JG: (thinks) The nerve of this waiter, all I asked for was a glass of water!
You Know,,,,, Him over there[ Patrick Gower] has only one testicle….
And then I said ‘strewth Bill, stone the crows cobber just sign this….’ crikey it’s just like merchant banking some days jeez what a gallah.
“Why not?….50 million means I can buy a great stud-double you know….I haven’t called you batshit or anything have I?”
“Then we told them it would trickle down” (thanks to Tumeke for that one)
Julia :”How do you stay so popular John”
John: “Oh we just send them to Australia for a brighter future”
“They dont know that Gina Rinehart is Gerry Brownlee in drag”
“Where is Shearer going John? ”
“I thinks he’s off to dye his hair red”
Last week it was just a small pimple on my eyebrow.
“We’ll be going into coalition with Labour after the next election, their 15% will give us the numbers”
For some reason, I have trouble laughing at this one. I see it as all too possible – a government of National Unity to keep the Greens and Mana out. It might not happen this election, but it’s where I see Labour heading.
that is funny fender
“I’ve heard the ALP has a left-faction”.
Yea…. he’s a Scottish guy in the Senate – no danger to us though John
I’ve got my eye on you
JK: “Thanks for the tip about using boat people to scaremonger for votes, Julz!”
JG: (thinks) “I can’t believe he bought that shit.”
The xsecret to my success comes when you take the e from my name. … They don’t call me “Slippery” for nothing you know.
You know we managed to persuade the Labour Caucus that the Standard was extreme and would hurt their chances … then Clare Curran had a go at Colonial Viper … and Trevor got into a twitter war with the Greens …
I think you have some some assets I could strip and sell off, I’d like to see them!
Wait until they find out what else I bring home…
“And then I told them we were going to create 170,000 jobs.”
Gotta admit I have a thing for ginga chicks…
“See look it’s like I said: we are now a fast follower, and from this angle I look like a one-eyed cock”
Did you bottom burp?
Hey Julia does the Carpet match the Drapes??
Wait and see silly.
They still think we will be in surplus .
………so help me, if this pea-brained little sheep-shagging tory turd leans in close for a photo opp just one fecking more time, I’ll kick the slimy bastard so hard in the balls that they’ll lift that god-awful rug clean off his stinking fish-eyed swede…… oh ha ha, yes nice one john.
LOL! Got my vote.
“Thanks for that Immigration Position last night. And tying me to the posts with that new Social Welfare move; honey I’ve never been so completely screwed.”
“I’ve just put the Black Caps on minimum wage.”
“Swap you Kylie for Rachel Hunter.”
“So this Afghan, a Paki, and an Abbo walk into a bar…”
Of course I’ll look after your retirement fund.
“That was porkies”
a cycleway ! good one eh
It’s OK – we just get a Labour MP to sign off on work permits and residency for them… They do make large donations to the Labour party don’t they ?????
Just stare at it really hard Julia , I Swear your can see prosperity down there !
lol , look at all the peasants , don’t you just luv those hidden picture books ?
How’s this for closer relations with Ushtralia jules
Key – Óh, Julia, how I love, love, lurve just me.
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