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Strange, but all I can smell is a rat!
Putinbootin(s)key
(‘eh, wots up doc?)
‘This is on behalf of 80% of nz’ers’
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caption contest
National supporter not happy with polls
Dog eat dog?
Good dog
lol
even a dog understands Trickle-down theory
ROFL
Is it an omen, or just another leak?
fill her up mate, thanks terry I was running low on piss but there’s no end of shit to still come out.
Bitch please.
I dont respect him much but he is our pm. I think this one makes us all look bad by captioning.
Yeah, me too. So much so I wouldn’t even let my dog piss on him.
And you think he looks good? How many New Zealanders are victim to Keys captions?
If we all thought like Pete George nobody would be able to say anything.
I don’t respect him at all, but I agree with you. Bit below the belt. đ Sorry, couldn’t resist.
Oh go on Tracey…….clutch your bloody pearls.
Does Key respect the hundreds and hundreds of thousands of NZ kids in poverty, while allowing, probably urging, Benefit to put it to the white middle class not to worry about them.
While you’re “respecting” I prefer HoneSpeak.
tracey with all due respect, perhaps if Key actually behaved like he was our pm then dogs wouldn’t piss on him and people wouldn’t take photos of it.
A dogs breakfast you mean tracey
Key takes government policy on the chin.
Spot the dog
John gets ready for Movember.
Whaleoil expected to use bull as response.
Key swallows another stream of bad news for his Government.
Dog eat dog
like attracts like
It just started out as a pimple on Spot’s inside hid leg…
Yummy, yummy, yum, yum
I was so thirsty all day. I love good “p**s”, hence I am in such a cheerful mood so often.
JK the placard man
Privatise this
I was truly thinking about posting exactly that!
Annunciation consultant tries radical new approach to get Key to focus on the shape of his mouth while making vowel sounds.
+1
Ahh a good Chablis
Lucky it wasn’t the Mayor.
I thought blowing the dog whistle was Paula’s job.
I’m a Turkey, gobble, gobble, gobble
The Left demonstrates once again the values that keep it in Opposition.
Brilliant đ
Key canvsing the public for opinions bit off more than he can chew!
Old Tory i suppose you want us to take the piss out of KEY
Voters deliver verdict on economic competence of Key Government
Keys ‘Brighter Future” turns out to be golden shower.
No Paula! I said Golden Shears, Not golden showers
Key confuses Korean tradition of “eating dog”
Thank god it wasn’t poo son
“If it looks like shit, tastes like shit, feels like shit and smells like shit, it could well be shit” Very similar to the National Party John.
With Movember approaching, an artists rendition of what the PM would look like with a ‘tache.
Hah.. Plagarism!… Or great minds think alike.
dog thinks….every one wants to take the same photo
Not at all funny, nor would it be if it were Shearer.
It never will be Shearer
This dog lacks taste.
Guaranteed votes from the wealthy, burnt too many bridges with the average NZer so trying to catch the homeless vote by appealing to the senses.
Dog has low standards
Key experiences liquefaction
Keywee
Dyslexic atheist feels wrath of dog
PM takes Maurice Williamsons Comment couldn’t care if anyone got married to Dog seriously!
Two Excellents in One Day ak
Dog-whistle politics backfire on Key
PM,s lies dog key
Dunne performs trick for new master, awaits biscuit.
Seriously, that dog looks pathetic.
Dog eats man’s best friend
How bloody sick! Wilson is condemned from Whanganui, what about this guy????
Xtasy You mean lock him up and throw away the KEY
Dog seizes control of small island nation; former Prime Minister “relaxed”.
Waste of perfectly good dog piss
Suck on this!
“I see now. The average Nz household lives off meatballs and sausages. What’s wrong with that? Tastes fine”
Pin the sausage to the wonky donkey.
Key doesn’t agree in fart tax even when pressured.
Key leads by example teaching the poor there is such a thing as a FREE facial.
First vote casted after Country goes to the dogs.
PM stands for Please Me. Intelligent Dog.
Hey Rover, you’ll need something stronger than that to wash the bullshit out!
Artwork named k9p on keywee
Dog demonstrates the art of trenchant political journalism to assembled journalists gathered to interview John KeY.
Dog achieves what combined Labour caucus cannot.
Dead rats I can swallow, but leaks are another matter altogether.
Squeeze my balls, oh yeah, oh yeah.
John Keys retirement Idea …
“It’s a Water Purifier” in the shape of my head, you pour the crap in my mouth and the cleanest, purest water you ever tasted comes out this little hose at the bottom …”
“Here look I’ve had this “Artists Impression” made up …”
You’re inviting captions for a photoshopped image? Weak.
weak As your sense of humour and the dogs piss
The original was the dog pissing on PM Harper from Canada, oneo f John Key’s soul mates. I reckon the dog isn’t pissing to far from the original really!
I’ll wipe that smug look off your face.
Tastes like chicken
Finaly, A Brighter future with John Key is now Pissable
This is what some of our streams and rivers taste like.
Peeonakee (an Apache tribe caption)
Spoil the ballot.
Clever dog.