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  1. McFlock 1

    The Great Leader felt peckish, and wondered whether he could use a can opener as well as his staff say he uses spades and hammers…

  2. james 2

    John Key wonders if a tin of spaghetti would poll higher in the preferred PM poll than Andrew Little.

    Answer – quite possibly.

  3. Nick 3

    Thank God this can of spaghetti has more brains than National voters…..I so love spaghetti !!

  4. Ed 4

    Will we ever close the gap with the Aussies?

    It would be a change from Corned Beef.

  5. I spose I could put this shit in the donation bin when I go out – that’ll make me look good.

  6. any pictures of ponytails on this thing…

  7. Muttonbird 7

    Why do we need food banks? There’s plenty here for everyone.

  8. Hmmm–Chinese,1000 cans to the hectare. Done deal.

  9. mac1 9

    Rich man reflects in Damascus moment….. then seeks second opinion.

  10. Nate 10

    “You mean they actually eat this s#it?”

  11. Grey Area 11

    “What the hell is this thing and why are there so many on the shelves?”

  12. hmmm,chinese.1000 cans to the hectare–done deal.

  13. EE 13

    Key contemplates what his word is NOT worth to Pike River Miner families.

  14. joe90 14

    Later, on the 10th floor, Ponyboy, Bill, Gerry and Joycie get to gripes with the issues of the day……

  15. Pete 15

    “You know how last night, Lord, how I asked for another earthquake, not while I’m standing here, okay?”

  16. Neil 16

    So this is what those scum bag bludging beneficiaries eat, how can we put untraceable poison in it to kill them off

  17. One Anonymous Bloke 18

    Isn’t this the brand Don likes?

  18. mauī 19

    PM locked himself in Kaikoura supermarket and gorged himself while residents waited for food convoy official information request reveals.

  19. Roflcopter 20

    Oh look, tins of “Labour Party Poll Result Supporter Tears” on special…. 23% off.

    Only contains 8% “Leader Popularity” additives.

  20. mauī 21

    *John to checkout 3, john to checkout 3 bagging area. Fank you*

  21. The lost sheep 22

    Wonder whether this will be a good match for the ’49 Chateau Latour?

  22. Treetop 23

    Are these low fart beans?

  23. McFlock 24

    clean up giant turd on aisle 3, oh wait, it’s the PM.

  24. mosa 25

    Oh ok this a supermarket and they do spaghetti in a tin ? cheap as chips too.
    That song was right it is paradise !

    Outrageous !

  25. swordfish 26

    PM contemplates new disposable toupee (straight out of a can !)
    “Orange worked for Donald”

  26. james 27

    John Key donates to the local labour party fund raiser by giving a can of spaghetti. Doubles labour member donations.

  27. alwyn 28

    This is what we found in Premier House when the previous PM moved out.
    Apparently this was all she ate. Washed it down with prune juice.

  28. mauī 29

    *The owner of the glock pistol found on top of the baked beans in aisle 3 can collect it from Sharon at the customer service counter. Fank you*

  29. Paul Campbell 30

    I don’t understand what’s the big deal with poverty, there’s lots of food here

  30. peter swift 31

    Some cheap and nasty shit next to a $1 tin of baked beans

  31. lprent 32

    Ummm. This is another Uber moment – isn’t it?

  32. Red Hand 33

    It’s thicker I’m after not longer.

  33. mikesh 34

    Hmmm. I can actually read the list of ingredients. The font needs to be much,
    much smaller.

  34. Incognito 35

    For Christmas I was going to send the Leader of the Opposition a can of worms but this’ll be close enough.

    Very dangerous work, being a worm farmer, and I’m surprised how cheap this is!

  35. Smilin 36

    I think I remember this product but there’s been so many over the years I cant quite remember where I first saw this one
    I remember the Bank of America though

  36. Doogs 37

    “So this is what Bronagh was talking about . . . ironman food . . . must check with Richie.”

  37. fender 38

    Why can’t they make it with blue sauce, it’s always this gay red colour.

  38. fender 39

    It’s an orange shade of red so will make a fine Xmas gift for Viper, just something in appreciation for stirring up those lefties at TS.

  39. AB 40

    Akshully I can’t recall if it was a can of baked beans. I mean there is always a whole range of factors to consider and it might of been one, but the point is that there was lots of other stuff close by and the picture isn’t always clear and we’d have to do some more work on that, maybe John Shewan could kick the tyres and if it does turn out that it was a can of beans then we’ll have some options down the road bean-wise and of course there are always strategies that can come into play in situations like that when things are an issue but they aren’t always and generally I’m comfortable with the totality of the bean situation in general terms overall because we’ve got great growth in the economy and beans are going gangbusters in terms of investment returns akshully in a global sense and that’s why people still support National

  40. AB 41

    Awesome! I think I can see where the GCSB have put the microphone inside the label. Coz everyone knows that terrorists like Nucky Hager and John Stephenson eat beans. Losers!

  41. AB 42

    Jeez $1.50 a can. How do you get rich on that?

  42. AB 43

    Oh crap! I have to pretend to be interested in how much poor people pay for food.

  43. AB 44

    Call security. Wealthy kleptomaniac in aisle 7.

  44. Tophat 45

    “The advice I have say’s that this is actually a Jihad IED . We must allocate more funds to gcsb to monitor this issue.”

  45. mosa 46

    Have i got shares in this baked bean company ?

  46. Tricledrown 47

    Memories come streaming back of the state house bill English is selling.

  47. mauī 48

    In a moment of clarity that’s when he knew where all the bad organs would go, and the policy would be paid for.

  48. Doogs 49

    Spoken out of the corner of the mouth –

    “For god’s sake take the fucking photo and let’s get out of this place”

    Thinks –

    “Take me to Farro Fresh, quickly!”

  49. doc 50

    Hmmm that price looks cheap enough, better look at raising gst after the next elections.

  50. rod 51

    I think the All Blacks eat these baked bean things to make them run faster. I wonder how they work. I must get Bronagh to get me some.

  51. Tom Gould 52

    Gerry reckons he can do ten …

  52. swordfish 53

    Key “Oh, fuck it !, why don’t I just resign !!!”

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