Needed a laugh. Luckily, C Espiner always delivers:
“The amount of time Key has put into Asia – and China in particular – is staggering. While his predecessor was fond of visiting Europe, Key has virtually snubbed the northern hemisphere since he has been prime minister.”
Ah, yes, Asia. That great Southern Hemisphere continent. Right next to Terra Australis, isn’t it? And China. People often think half of it’s actually at the same latitudes as Europe. But those people are anti-Key idiots.
I bet Espiner’s also substantively wrong. Bet Key spends most time in the US – Hawaii. But I can’t be bothered checking.