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IrishBill - Date published:
1:00 pm, October 7th, 2009 - 53 comments
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The current rise of populism challenges the way we think about peopleâs relationship to the economy.We seem to be entering an era of populism, in which leadership in a democracy is based on preferences of the population which do not seem entirely rational nor serving their longer interests. ...
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This will protect me against climate change!
Heh, that’s what I thought too (link for those who don’t get the reference)
Helen wont mind me borrowing her gimp suit for the night…and I’ll use her haircutting device as well heh heh…
excuse me while I Implode.
Look, Jerry lent me one of his old ones! It’s comfortable, really…
I so need a poster of this.
NZ will soon be, like me, in fine shape. Before Xmas…or after some time in the future
yeah i saw this in the paper today and thought what was his Press Sec thinking!?
Presumably he thought it would look like Key had a sense of humour.
but looks like he has a very serious medical condition
or displaying shades of idiocy
I intercepted tighty righty and roger nome on their way to a crap Dunedin pub and stuffed them up my jumper. Still giving the bash after 24 hours…
Been on another albar bender billy? Fancy you making a second home at a repressed Scottish bar! Who would have thought!
I decided the best solution to the Bill English situation was to eat him……….mmmmmmmm Diptony
Best comment!
heheh “mmmm diptony” could really catch on, meaning a sweet sweet feed to which you are not entitled
yeah ‘Diptony’ is an excellent adjective đ
I’ve been toning up for a bit of the action next time I’m on Letterman.
What a boob.
Who would have thought a PM could look so bloody stupid!!!
All Labour need to do next election is put the pic up on the billboards….
John Key bravely introduces his conjoined twin “Timmy’ to the New Zealand public.
Greenfly, do try to keep up. “Timmy” has been given a week’s ban over here.
i go freaky when i don’t shower – shall i put my clothes back on doc?
Surgeons describe the task ahead of them as ‘challenging’. Mr Key, excited by the presence of the media, proudly displayed the problem veins, all the while wearing his patent ‘devil may care’ grin.
And for my next photo op I’ll walk the plank.
exactly
Not realising how ridiculous he looked Johnny didn’t realise that everyone was laughing AT him. He just grinned vacuously.
“All that money Bill took from the tax payer? Nah, haven’t seen it ay…”
look we often try different things in cabinet – dress up as your hero day is no exception and yes sergeant schultz is right up there for me, although i am pissed off that bloody bill was hogan
Once was a Goober named Key
Supposedly in charge of an economy
Just for a hoot
He put on a suit
And the media danced with glee
See this is what happens when you swallow ‘dead rats’ to get elected.
Hah! Brilliant.
parekura wishes he looks this good
this is what Carter wears on his overseas junkets to steal toiletries and bath robes.
i wonder what the world would be like if there were ever funny righties?
“I’ll sue the bloody Crosby surgeon… he said he’d make me a right tit… and look what he did!!
“No need to worry about my speeding motorcade now – with my new high-tech airbag, I’ll be perfectly safe.”
Cool….this should take up some time till lunch…..then some touristy things then home….geez this job’s ace, even better than that dealer stuff with all those screens with numbers I never understood.
“Eat your heart out, Paula, mine are bigger than yours!”
“Does my bumbling look big in this?”
Ps. Special Cut Out ‘n’ Keep, All Purpose TimmyGram for those that miss our favourite auditor now that he’s been sent to the naughty step:
Interesting post, Mr ……. You’d better withdraw that picture/posting/comment before you get sued. Besides, it is clearly not the PM/National Party/Governments fault that what you say they did, they didn’t do and even though you say they didn’t do it, I say they doobie doobie do and Labour/The Greens/Winston did it, too.
As you know, I am but a humble bank auditor/independant thinking righty/not an insider. I would respond in kind to your hatefilled/shallow/name-ist comment by calling you an ignorant/pathetic/twisting socialist/envirofascist/Winstonite, but I’m too much of a gentleman. You Bastard.
In conclusion; black is white, the sun rises in the West and this government is in no way corrupt/incompetent/doomed to one term. That’s a fact or my name’s not Tim Ellis.
Is that you Hels how’s the weather in New York ?
Is that you, Tim? How’s the weather in Purgatory?
looks like the beginnings of a snowman with a Stahlhelm
I’m cooler than the other guy in a motorcycle helmet! Right guys?
Bloody maaaarvellous!!!! Whose our man on the inside in Key’s advisory group? Keep up the good work for 2 more years mate.
Realising he could never quite pull off looking like Gerry Brownlee, John Key settled for the nearest equivalent – Herman Goering.
hehe. i wonder if he has a similar interest in powder blue suits?
Did the Tuaman say punch like this or its time for lunch, any way as long as its free I am relaxed about it.
Is that DPF wearing a key mask ?
snigger
Terrified by their internal polling, and desperate to allay the growing perception of an effete, humourless socialist, the research team unveiled the “Keymanator”.
Is this really what you thought I should wear for tomorrow’s NZ Herald photo plug, Steve?
is the helmet in case he gets too excited, falls over and bumps his head?
Key, triumphant from his UN Assembly address, resplendent in his latest clown suit.