Caption contest

Written By: - Date published: 10:00 am, April 16th, 2019 - 33 comments
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Keep it seemly.

33 comments on “Caption contest”

  1. AB 1

    “We’ve taken everything – even that shitty little stale muffin you were looking forward to”

  2. Ankerrawshark 2

    Lol AB

  3. AB 3

    Three rich nobodies don’t realise you’re not meant to eat on public transport

  4. AB 4

    Male models from the trending fashion label “Venal as F*ck” show the new season’s range of identical grey jackets.

  5. Jag 5

    Three doughnuts. Oh and some baked goods too.

  6. Jag 6

    Spot the banker……taking with both hands!

  7. greywarshark 7

    As someone said ‘Let them eat cake’ and that’s okay with me – I consider I’m the most deserving, with lots of cream on top thanks.

  8. greywarshark 8

    Look we’re just ordinary folks enjoying a bit of creamy bun and soon a pie and cup of tea – just jolly good folks like you.

  9. greywarshark 9

    And here are the three leading players in the team touring New Zealand demonstrating their skills at the sport of hoopla.

  10. Peter 10

    A less seemly trio could hardly be gathered together anywhere for the purpose of not having something unseemly said about them.

  11. Stuart Munro. 11

    “No Simon, we were joking about hijab, take it off.”

  12. Tiger Mountain 12

    “Nat bus Muffin Friday”…

    –Hows your “hole” Stevie?
    –Can Bill have a spaghetti and pineapple one?
    –Guy at rear needs to spend more time with the missus and kids…

  13. patricia bremner 13

    It all seems so long ago and far away…that we/they thought they mattered.

  14. McFlock 14

    Double dipper
    Double dealer
    Didn’t fix ‘er

  15. WeTheBleeple 15

    Who chose the material for the bus seats? Max did. Shut up and smile for the camera we’ve gotta shift these muffins Stephie made.

  16. Oh, sorry, Simon, they’re all gone now. How about some crumbs?

  17. soddenleaf 17

    Used up our 20M of free WiFi, let’s eat. Cheers business in nz no.1.

  18. joe90 18

    The baby[ies] on the bus go, “wah, wah, wah!
    wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah!”
    The baby[ies] on the bus go, “wah, wah, wah!”
    All through the town.

  19. marty mars 19

    Simon’s three ugly stepbrothers were real pricks…

  20. Paul Campbell 20

    Some day Simon all this will be yours bwahaha

  21. Peter 21

    “It’s simple Simon keep your pie man, buns are better fare.”

  22. James 22

    Three wise men.

  23. peterlepaysan 23

    three huckstereers, Amanass, Atoss(er) and Poortos(ser).

  24. Incognito 24

    On our way to the Annual Undertakers Conference themed “Balming a Brighter Future”.

  25. Kate 25

    So, now we’ve got the icing off everyone’s cake, what’s next, fellas?

  26. Jag 26

    Fuck these edibles are good
    we’re totally off our faces
    we should have legalised when we could
    we may have kept our places.

  27. Doogs 27

    The bus boys at smoko time.

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