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the sprout - Date published:
9:31 am, May 9th, 2010 - 12 comments
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Prime Minister John Key has released a multimedia demonstration prepared by his Technical Advisory Panel to explain why, despite election ‘promises’, New Zealand will not be getting ultra-fast broadband any time soon under National. Yes folks, like John Key’s Magical Cycleway To Salvation, there are a myriad of previously unconsidered reasons why we just can’t have world-standard connectivity. Still, it’s good to see that John’s understanding of the issue has improved from his pre-election days of just saying whatever he thought the people in front of him might like to hear.
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Hah… Good video – but you were just looking for an excuse to put up a cute video.. Weren’t you – admit it.
We all know that John Key would never understand this explanation or even the real ones..
yeah guilty as charged.
you do have to admit it does sound a bit like one of Key’s ideas though
Someone told him he’d find a lot of pussy online and this was the result?
could be, but notice the thesis also says every time you j*rkoff a kitten dies. it was the rise of LOLcats and the internet god Maru that allowed the infinite expansion of bandwidth.
For a very unpleasant moment I began to try and reconcile
“The internet is made of cats”
with that other great truism
“The internet is for porn”
I now need to go and dryclean my mind.
Rule 34 Rex.
Ya herd of cats?
Did I just see a Binary Search Tree…Lynn?
Is it a AVL tree or red/black….