John: "Julia, I'm horny, I'M HORNY !, the ladies - they adore me. What are my chances of sleeping with you tonight ?" Julia: "Awww Geez Mate, how can I put it ? About as likely as me sleeping with David Farrar, Joe Bloggs, Burt, Grumpy or Pete George !" ...
Julia's thoughts: "Awww Christ !, I don't wanna kiss this mongrel, but I don't wanna cause a diplomatic incident either. Awww Geez mate, I feel like I'm up Shit Creek in a barbed wire canoe !" * Australian pronunciation: "...I feel like I'm up Sheet Creek ...
John: "Julia, I want to slip my tongue in." Julia: "Awww, get off the grass, ya bloody mongrel !" John: "But, Kevin Rudd let me ! In fact, he insisted !"
John: "Now Julia, there's no reason we can't both be adult about this, it's just a thing I've got. I've always had this deep, inner need to lick the nostrils of all foreign leaders and dignitaries, not just your's."
Julia (swerving at the last moment): "Oh no you bloody don't, Mr Halitosis !"
Thought Bubble coming out of elderly lady's head: "Awww, for Fucksake !, who's this prick ? Looks like he thinks he's some sort of Comedian." Sorry, that wasn't meant to be funny. I've been led to understand that's precisely what she was thinking.
(3) Shehadeh Assassination Date: 2001-2002 Mossad Activity: And then, 2 years later, explosive new allegations suggested Mossad agents had been posing as Canadians (using false Canadian identities) during a "false flag" operation that ultimately resulted ...
New Zealand's latest Mossad Affair - An example from Canada Here I provide a summary/synthesis of some recent Mossad activity in Canada (the main points from a whole range of Canadian media reports). When considering the motivation behind Key's afternoon ...
New Zealand's latest Mossad Affair - Wider Context Over the last few weeks, I've spent a bit of spare time reading about recent overseas Mossad scandals. Four basic themes keep reappearing: (1) Mossad activity in western countires is normal/on-going/...
New Zealand's latest Mossad Affair - Some Context Predictably, John Key's extraordinary about-face at his afternoon press conference of July 20 - where he offered a series of blank denials, contradicting not only his own earlier assertions but also, ...
Lesley Max has a chapter all to herself in a book on the New Zealand Jewish community published a few years back. Needless to say, she spends an inordinate amount of space on New Zealanders' supposed "misconceptions" about "poor old Israel". In your RNZ ...
Listened to precisely the same Laidlaw interview of Winston on Sunday morning and (much to the surprise of family members) let out one or two loud expletives. Still, not at all surprising. I think I read about Winston's lazy second-hand, Zionist-cliche-...
Cheers, Morrissey. Just got back from a three-day weekend away, so this is the first chance I've had to look here since posting that monster of a comment a few days back. I wasn't even entirely sure The Standard would allow it out of moderation (so thanks ...
CHOMSKY-SMEAR IN NEW ZEALAND LISTENER A few weeks ago, Morrissey outlined the latest attempt to smear Noam Chomsky in The Guardian. Here's an almost unknown one from The New Zealand Listener December 2008. Although almost 3 years old, it's important to ...
Mind you, Paul Buchanan appears to know fuck-all about the Israel-Palestine conflict. His argument in a recent kiwipolitico piece (and even more so in his follow-up comments) suggested an astonishing lack of knowledge. Incidently, NZ Listener Chomsky-smear...
Hit the road, Murray, and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more, hit the road, Murray, and don't you come-a-back-a no more. Murray: What you say ?!!! Hit the road, Murray, and don'tcha come backa no more. Murray: Oh Baby, oh Baby, doncha ...
Thanks, Morrissey. Looks like it'll probably be later in the week. I'm just a bit too busy at the moment and (possibly like you and one or two others here) I'm a bit of a perfectionist. I want to provide an effective context, before I outline the details. ...
Reality Bites (Open Mike 9/07/11) possibly deserves a hat-tip for this. I saw his/her detailed and interesting comment on Open mike the other day and was surprised no one responded to it (should have done so myself). Good work by RB.
What's a "tap payer pocket", BB ?
Yeah, I certainly remember reading of the 2005 smear. I haven't got time today, but in one of the Open Mikes in the next few days, I'll briefly outline a NZ Listener smear of Chomsky from a few years ago. Excellent work above, Morrissey.
Fairfax/Murdoch Oh Fuck ! Well, that's my credibility completely down the fucking gurgler then, isn't it ? Christ knows what I was thinking. Must have been drunk at the time (if the excuse works for Ruth Aitken's son - "The Urinator" - then it should work ...
Rupert Murdoch's doppleganger.
The look of a man expecting a 20-point poll bounce, but getting a 0.2.
A window into the heart of darkness
*** "The Daily Mail, the Guardian and the Observer are equally obnoxious". I do think The Telegraph and The Times are the worst offenders, though. Both Murdoch (Times) and Black (until his relatively recent downfall - Telegraph) both had a long history ...
Yeah, The Telegraph and The Times are the two British papers most closely associated with Israeli and US Neo-Conservative apologetics (although I realise you dispute the latter terminology, Morrissey). Tragically, my local paper - the Dom Post - relies on ...
Was that 'A Life' by Tony Blair or 'A Lie' by Tony Blair ?
So, Ralston really is the Right-Wing Tosser I always thought him to be ! Like most reasonably discerning people, I make a habit of avoiding Commercial Radio if I can. But back in the early 90s, I'd occassionally listen to Ralston on 2ZB. Richard Griffin ...
Actually, knowing the way Mossad works, foreign journalists on the flotilla will be lucky not to be lured into a honey-trap, kidnapped, blindfolded and illegally transported back to Israel, before being sentenced to 20 years hard labour and solitary ...
Yep, Finkelstein's one of the most inspiring scholars I've ever come across. Discovered his work in 2002. The destruction of his academic career has been a bloody disgrace.
Yeah, that's 'Neo-Conservative'/Lukidnik territory from Weiner. As Norman Finkelstein recently said, among many Israeli apologists in the US, "...we enter the realm of unreason. We enter a twilight zone...they're not only not up to speed yet with Steven ...
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