Written By: - Date published: 11:32 am, July 4th, 2018 - 42 comments
Categories: Donald Trump, International, internet, social media lolz, the praiseworthy and the pitiful, twitter, us politics, you couldn't make this shit up - Tags: alex jones, inforwars
From the you have to be joking file, Alex Jones thinks the US Democrats are planning to start a civil war today. Twitter has surpassed itself in its dissection of the issue.
BREAKING: Democrats Plan To Launch Civil War On July 4th https://t.co/38AWiUFaag
— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) July 1, 2018
But elements of the democrat army were confused …
Won’t we be spread to thin to fight a civil war if we’re stiil waging a war on Christmas?
— GuinnessDog (@GuinnessDog) July 2, 2018
Not so fast Jen. We need you out in Bowling Green to avenge the massacre. Yeah, I know it’s been like forever, that’s why they won’t be expecting you! KellieAnn will fill you in, good luck!
— Bill Rupy (@BillRupy) July 2, 2018
You have to. Remember Bowling Green. pic.twitter.com/SM9dSIwkcr
— Darren Gray (@DriverD74) July 2, 2018
Alright who leak the deep state meeting minutes. I’m not mad I’m just disappointed. 😂
— JSEL. PNW253 (@253pnw) July 2, 2018
man im sorry
— Jim Drysdale (@FubarMMA) July 2, 2018
And a new hashtag was created #SecondCivilWarLetters
My beloved Harriet —
I write to you with a heavy heart. I was gravely memed during a skirmish with a squad of Incel Irregulars. Doc Tibbens says there’s nothing for it — he will have to amputate my Twitter feed.
Womp womp — Jed. #SecondCivilWarLetters
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) July 3, 2018
The Red Hats pinned us down until we were saved by the cavalry: women of color on horseback charging into battle.
Afterward, despite having no horses or expertise, some of the white males in our unit demanded to be in charge of the cavalry.#secondcivilwarletters
— Charlotte Clymer🏳️🌈 (@cmclymer) July 3, 2018
My Dears, I know you wish me to stay out of the fighting but alas I cannot. My skills are needed to win this war. So today I join my librarian colleagues armed with as many accurate facts as we can find to hurl at the enemy. Love, your radical librarian. #secondcivilwarletters
— Eileen Palmer (@palmerem) July 3, 2018
Our mission is completed; we have entered the trailers of the Red Hats and located their sources of “information.” After changing the channel from FOX to the BET, we removed the batteries from their remotes.
— Beverley Dragon (@BeverleyDragon) July 3, 2018
Possibly the best one …
I've arrived at the outpost. No one seems to be here. Are you sure you sent me the right coordinates?
Awaiting further instructions.
— InsaneClownPresident (@InsaneClownPrez) July 3, 2018