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Written By: - Date published: 3:53 pm, October 1st, 2009 - 57 comments
Categories: bill english, corruption, john key, national, parliamentary spending - Tags:

Bill English and John Key as the odd couple

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  1. toad 36

    Hey Bill. I know it’s fat, hard and very very long, and that it has produced 6 kids. But it still stretch to anywhere remotely near Dipton.

  2. RedLogix 37

    Exerting a trance-like concentration, the PM almost had the glass of water hovering perfectly over his Deputy’s collar.

  3. QoT 38

    (Guess what show *I* was obsessed with as a teen:)

    BE: What are you doing, John?
    JK: I’m naming aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the stars.
    BE: There are no stars, John, that’s the ceiling. Also, it’s day.

  4. key:…”you’re gone..english..!”

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

  5. key:..’not much longer now..

    and i won’t have to put up with you standing next to me..smirking..

    ..and pretending it is really you who is running the show..”

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

  6. outofbed 41

    . Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others.

  7. Pascal's bookie 42

    “As I said this morning, to a bloke on the number 3 bus from Dipton, you can’t beat Wellington on a good day. Go the ‘caines! Brother can you spare me a dime?”

  8. The Voice of Reason 43

    Bill: “It’s a fair cop, your honour, but the system is to blame.”

    John (thinks): “Hawaii’s only 6 hours from Samoa, wonder if I can fit a holiday into the holiday?

  9. George.com 44

    D.D. Statement “I stand here today to announce that unemployment has risen, the current account deficit is getting worse, wages are stagnant and that meaningful, growth is still several years off. The government books are however 32,000 dollars better off than Treasury forecast…”

    J.K thinks “gees, Obama DID seem genuinely pleased to meet me. That Letterman is such a funny guy”

  10. Tweedle dumb and tweedle dee

  11. Richard 46

    Bill: “I am not a crook”
    John: “Yeah whatever. Won’t get ya on Letterman.”

  12. SPC 47

    This government operates within the law, and we will continue to do so.

    While we make no promises about ethical standards, the way things look is important to our poll ratings, so if there is the perception of corruption we will hand at least some of the money back.

    (On explaining why he had been promoted to Attorney General and Minister of the Public Trust Office).

  13. JP 48

    Goff and co… you are all going to be on the opposition benches for a very long time….

    [lprent: Read the policy. You're looking like a mindless troll and if I see any more like this inane comment then I'll treat you as a spambot. ]

  14. Blue 49

    “I did not have a pecuniary interest in that trust.”

  15. Adrian 50

    “Who will rid me of this turbulent priest?”

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