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- Speech to New Zealand China CouncilThank you, John McKinnon and the New Zealand China Council for the invitation to speak to you today. Thank you too, all members of the China Council. Your effort has played an essential role in helping to build, shape, and grow a balanced and resilient relationship between our two ...1 day ago
- Modern insurance law will protect Kiwi householdsThe Government is modernising insurance law to better protect Kiwis and provide security in the event of a disaster, Commerce and Consumer Affairs Minister Andrew Bayly announced today. “These reforms are long overdue. New Zealand’s insurance law is complicated and dated, some of which is more than 100 years old. ...2 days ago
- Government recommits to equal payThe coalition Government is refreshing its approach to supporting pay equity claims as time-limited funding for the Pay Equity Taskforce comes to an end, Public Service Minister Nicola Willis says. “Three years ago, the then-government introduced changes to the Equal Pay Act to support pay equity bargaining. The changes were ...2 days ago
- Transforming how our children learn to readStructured literacy will change the way New Zealand children learn to read - improving achievement and setting students up for success, Education Minister Erica Stanford says. “Being able to read and write is a fundamental life skill that too many young people are missing out on. Recent data shows that ...2 days ago
- NZ not backing down in Canada dairy disputeTrade Minister Todd McClay says Canada’s refusal to comply in full with a CPTPP trade dispute ruling in our favour over dairy trade is cynical and New Zealand has no intention of backing down. Mr McClay said he has asked for urgent legal advice in respect of our ‘next move’ ...2 days ago
- Stronger oversight for our most vulnerable childrenThe rights of our children and young people will be enhanced by changes the coalition Government will make to strengthen oversight of the Oranga Tamariki system, including restoring a single Children’s Commissioner. “The Government is committed to delivering better public services that care for our most at-risk young people and ...2 days ago
- Streamlining Building Consent ChangesThe Government is making it easier for minor changes to be made to a building consent so building a home is easier and more affordable, Building and Construction Minister Chris Penk says. “The coalition Government is focused on making it easier and cheaper to build homes so we can ...3 days ago
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- Speech to New Zealand Institute of International Affairs, Parliament – Annual Lecture: Challenges ...Good evening – Before discussing the challenges and opportunities facing New Zealand’s foreign policy, we’d like to first acknowledge the New Zealand Institute of International Affairs. You have contributed to debates about New Zealand foreign policy over a long period of time, and we thank you for hosting us. ...3 days ago
- Accelerating airport security linesFrom today, passengers travelling internationally from Auckland Airport will be able to keep laptops and liquids in their carry-on bags for security screening thanks to new technology, Transport Minister Simeon Brown says. “Creating a more efficient and seamless travel experience is important for holidaymakers and businesses, enabling faster movement through ...3 days ago
- Community hui to talk about kina barrensPeople with an interest in the health of Northland’s marine ecosystems are invited to a public meeting to discuss how to deal with kina barrens, Oceans and Fisheries Minister Shane Jones says. Mr Jones will lead the discussion, which will take place on Friday, 10 May, at Awanui Hotel in ...3 days ago
- Kiwi exporters win as NZ-EU FTA enters into forceKiwi exporters are $100 million better off today with the NZ EU FTA entering into force says Trade Minister Todd McClay. “This is all part of our plan to grow the economy. New Zealand's prosperity depends on international trade, making up 60 per cent of the country’s total economic activity. ...3 days ago
- Mining resurgence a welcome signThere are heartening signs that the extractive sector is once again becoming an attractive prospect for investors and a source of economic prosperity for New Zealand, Resources Minister Shane Jones says. “The beginnings of a resurgence in extractive industries are apparent in media reports of the sector in the past ...3 days ago
- Ō-Rākau Remembrance Bill passes first readingThe return of the historic Ō-Rākau battle site to the descendants of those who fought there moved one step closer today with the first reading of Te Pire mō Ō-Rākau, Te Pae o Maumahara / The Ō-Rākau Remembrance Bill. The Bill will entrust the 9.7-hectare battle site, five kilometres west ...4 days ago
- Government to boost public EV charging networkEnergy Minister Simeon Brown has announced 25 new high-speed EV charging hubs along key routes between major urban centres and outlined the Government’s plan to supercharge New Zealand’s EV infrastructure. The hubs will each have several chargers and be capable of charging at least four – and up to 10 ...4 days ago
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- Independent review into disability support servicesThe Government has announced an independent review into the disability support system funded by the Ministry of Disabled People – Whaikaha. Disability Issues Minister Louise Upston says the review will look at what can be done to strengthen the long-term sustainability of Disability Support Services to provide disabled people and ...4 days ago
- Justice Minister updates UN on law & order planJustice Minister Paul Goldsmith has attended the Universal Periodic Review in Geneva and outlined the Government’s plan to restore law and order. “Speaking to the United Nations Human Rights Council provided us with an opportunity to present New Zealand’s human rights progress, priorities, and challenges, while responding to issues and ...4 days ago
- Ending emergency housing motels in RotoruaThe Government and Rotorua Lakes Council are committed to working closely together to end the use of contracted emergency housing motels in Rotorua. Associate Minister of Housing (Social Housing) Tama Potaka says the Government remains committed to ending the long-term use of contracted emergency housing motels in Rotorua by the ...4 days ago
- Trade Minister travels to Riyadh, OECD, and DubaiTrade Minister Todd McClay heads overseas today for high-level trade talks in the Gulf region, and a key OECD meeting in Paris. Mr McClay will travel to Riyadh to meet with counterparts from Saudi Arabia and the Gulf Cooperation Council (GCC). “New Zealand’s goods and services exports to the Gulf region ...5 days ago
- Education priorities focused on lifting achievementEducation Minister Erica Stanford has outlined six education priorities to deliver a world-leading education system that sets Kiwi kids up for future success. “I’m putting ambition, achievement and outcomes at the heart of our education system. I want every child to be inspired and engaged in their learning so they ...5 days ago
- NZTA App first step towards digital driver licenceThe new NZ Transport Agency (NZTA) App is a secure ‘one stop shop’ to provide the services drivers need, Transport Minister Simeon Brown and Digitising Government Minister Judith Collins say. “The NZTA App will enable an easier way for Kiwis to pay for Vehicle Registration and Road User Charges (RUC). ...5 days ago
- Supporting whānau out of emergency housingWhānau with tamariki growing up in emergency housing motels will be prioritised for social housing starting this week, says Associate Housing Minister Tama Potaka. “Giving these whānau a better opportunity to build healthy stable lives for themselves and future generations is an essential part of the Government’s goal of reducing ...5 days ago
- Tribute to Dave O'SullivanRacing Minister Winston Peters has paid tribute to an icon of the industry with the recent passing of Dave O’Sullivan (OBE). “Our sympathies are with the O’Sullivan family with the sad news of Dave O’Sullivan’s recent passing,” Mr Peters says. “His contribution to racing, initially as a jockey and then ...5 days ago
- Speech – Eid al-FitrAssalaamu alaikum, greetings to you all. Eid Mubarak, everyone! I want to extend my warmest wishes to you and everyone celebrating this joyous occasion. It is a pleasure to be here. I have enjoyed Eid celebrations at Parliament before, but this is my first time joining you as the Minister ...5 days ago
- Government saves access to medicinesAssociate Health Minister David Seymour has announced Pharmac’s largest ever budget of $6.294 billion over four years, fixing a $1.774 billion fiscal cliff. “Access to medicines is a crucial part of many Kiwis’ lives. We’ve committed to a budget allocation of $1.774 billion over four years so Kiwis are ...5 days ago
- Pharmac Chair appointedHon Paula Bennett has been appointed as member and chair of the Pharmac board, Associate Health Minister David Seymour announced today. "Pharmac is a critical part of New Zealand's health system and plays a significant role in ensuring that Kiwis have the best possible access to medicines,” says Mr Seymour. ...6 days ago
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- New sports complex opens in KaikoheRegional Development Minister Shane Jones today attended the official opening of Kaikohe’s new $14.7 million sports complex. “The completion of the Kaikohe Multi Sports Complex is a fantastic achievement for the Far North,” Mr Jones says. “This facility not only fulfils a long-held dream for local athletes, but also creates ...1 week ago
- Diplomacy needed more than everForeign Minister Winston Peters’ engagements in Türkiye this week underlined the importance of diplomacy to meet growing global challenges. “Returning to the Gallipoli Peninsula to represent New Zealand at Anzac commemorations was a sombre reminder of the critical importance of diplomacy for de-escalating conflicts and easing tensions,” Mr Peters ...1 week ago
- Anzac Commemorative Address, Buttes New British Cemetery BelgiumAmbassador Millar, Burgemeester, Vandepitte, Excellencies, military representatives, distinguished guests, ladies and gentlemen – good morning and welcome to this sacred Anzac Day dawn service. It is an honour to be here on behalf of the Government and people of New Zealand at Buttes New British Cemetery, Polygon Wood – a deeply ...1 week ago
- Anzac Commemorative Address – NZ National Service, Chunuk BairDistinguished guests - It is an honour to return once again to this site which, as the resting place for so many of our war-dead, has become a sacred place for generations of New Zealanders. Our presence here and at the other special spaces of Gallipoli is made ...1 week ago
- Anzac Commemorative Address – Dawn Service, Gallipoli, TürkiyeMai ia tawhiti pamamao, te moana nui a Kiwa, kua tae whakaiti mai matou, ki to koutou papa whenua. No koutou te tapuwae, no matou te tapuwae, kua honoa pumautia. Ko nga toa kua hinga nei, o te Waipounamu, o te Ika a Maui, he okioki tahi me o ...1 week ago
- PM announces changes to portfoliosPaul Goldsmith will take on responsibility for the Media and Communications portfolio, while Louise Upston will pick up the Disability Issues portfolio, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon announced today. “Our Government is relentlessly focused on getting New Zealand back on track. As issues change in prominence, I plan to adjust Ministerial ...1 week ago
- New catch limits for unique fishery areasRecreational catch limits will be reduced in areas of Fiordland and the Chatham Islands to help keep those fisheries healthy and sustainable, Oceans and Fisheries Minister Shane Jones says. The lower recreational daily catch limits for a range of finfish and shellfish species caught in the Fiordland Marine Area and ...1 week ago
- Minister welcomes hydrogen milestoneEnergy Minister Simeon Brown has welcomed an important milestone in New Zealand’s hydrogen future, with the opening of the country’s first network of hydrogen refuelling stations in Wiri. “I want to congratulate the team at Hiringa Energy and its partners K one W one (K1W1), Mitsui & Co New Zealand ...2 weeks ago
- Urgent changes to system through first RMA Amendment BillThe coalition Government is delivering on its commitment to improve resource management laws and give greater certainty to consent applicants, with a Bill to amend the Resource Management Act (RMA) expected to be introduced to Parliament next month. RMA Reform Minister Chris Bishop has today outlined the first RMA Amendment ...2 weeks ago
- Overseas decommissioning models consideredOverseas models for regulating the oil and gas sector, including their decommissioning regimes, are being carefully scrutinised as a potential template for New Zealand’s own sector, Resources Minister Shane Jones says. The Coalition Government is focused on rebuilding investor confidence in New Zealand’s energy sector as it looks to strengthen ...2 weeks ago
- Fiji’s media freedom ranking jumps, Papua New Guinea’s plummets
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- The Secret Diary of .. Coalition Sheriff LuxonMONDAY I lined up the latest round of civil servants from city hall against the wall, and signalled for the firing squad to drop their rifles. I stepped up onto a wooden crate to look at the office workers in the eye. But that didn’t feel right, so I found ...11 hours ago
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- Short story: The boat in the shed, by Kyle MewburnEveryone thinks he’s dead. Every day they expect his body to be washed up along the coast. Most likely up Karitane way, the way the tide’s running. But nobody’ll be too surprised if his body’s never found. Even in death he wouldn’t have wished for such attention. He would have ...12 hours ago
- USP Council votes to bring controversial VC back to FijiCouncil members voted 21 to 4 in favour of Ahluwalia returning to the Laucala campus following a much-awaited meeting in Vanuatu this week. It comes as USP and its two unions — the Association of the University of the South Pacific Staff (AUSPS) and the Administration and Support Staff Union ...17 hours ago
- Public health expert urges govt to focus on disease preventionThe government needs to step up in the wake of a report showing a third of Kiwis have unmet health needs, Professor Boyd Swinburn says. ...21 hours ago
- Figures like Andrew Tate may help spread misogyny. But they’re amplifying – not causing – the ...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Nicola Henry, Professor & Australian Research Council Future Fellow, Social and Global Studies Centre, RMIT University Shutterstock Following an emergency meeting of the National Cabinet this week, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has announced a raft of measures to tackle the problem ...22 hours ago
- Free speech debate back on as Victoria University expands diversity on panelA perceived right-wing bias and concerns about panellist diversity have pushed Victoria University to reformat its debate. ...22 hours ago
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- Don't 'mistake' Pacific leaders 'quietness' on AUKUS as support for NZ'...A Pacific regionalism expert has called out New Zealand's Foreign Affairs Minister Winston Peters for withholding information from the public on AUKUS military pact. ...1 day ago
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- China’s new Moon mission is about to launch, and it’s a rare example of countries working togeth...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Richard de Grijs, Professor of Astrophysics, Macquarie University Bruno Scramgnon/Pexels All systems are “go” for tonight’s launch of China’s next step in a carefully planned lunar exploration program. Placed on top of a powerful Long March 5 rocket, the Chang’e 6 ...1 day ago
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- Access to documents about Australia’s political history is fraught and inadequate. It needs to cha...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Joshua Black, Political Historian and Administrator Officer, Australian Historical Association, Australian National University Australia has had its fair share of public record-keeping controversies in recent years. Some have been mere farce, as in the case of two formerly government-owned filing cabinets (containing ...1 day ago
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- The Unity Books bestseller chart for the week ending May 3The only published and available best-selling indie book chart in New Zealand is the top 10 sales list recorded every week at Unity Books’ stores in High St, Auckland, and Willis St, Wellington. AUCKLAND 1 Small Things Like These by Claire Keegan (Faber & Faber, $25) The masterful Irish writer ...1 day ago
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- Marriages, Civil Unions, And Divorces: Year Ended December 2023Marriage and civil union statistics record the number of marriages and civil unions registered in New Zealand each year, and divorce statistics record the number of divorces granted in New Zealand each year. ...1 day ago
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- Taiwan is experiencing millions of cyberattacks every day. The world should be paying attentionSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Lennon Y.C. Chang, Associate Professor of Cyber Risk and Policy, Deakin University Taiwan stands out as a beacon of democracy, innovation and resilience in an increasingly autocratic region. But this is under growing threat. In recent years, China has used a variety ...1 day ago
- ‘There was life in the old girl yet’: Dame Susan Devoy on taking reality TV by stormIn this excerpt from her new memoir, Dame Susan Devoy remembers her turn as star contestant on the 2022 season of Celebrity Treasure Island. The most anxious time of every day was pre-elimination, when you knew this could be your final day on the show. I felt such contradictory emotions, ...1 day ago
- Auditor-General criticises way University of Waikato contracted Steven JoyceJohn Ryan says the University of Waikato did not invite multiple contractors and reached out to the former finance minister directly. ...1 day ago
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- Vanuatu’s Kalsakau resigns, calls for delay on constitutional referendumBy Lydia Lewis, RNZ Pacific journalist Vanuatu’s former prime minister and opposition MP Ishmael Kalsakau has stepped down — just two days after he confirmed he was the rightful opposition leader. Kalsakau, MP for Port Vila, confirmed to ABC’s Pacific Beat, and the Vanuatu Daily Post on Thursday that he ...1 day ago
- Winston Peters gives China speech amid legal drama and AUKUS questionsThe Foreign Minister spoke about the NZ-China relationship amid lingering questions about the AUKUS security alliance . ...1 day ago
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- The Waitangi Tribunal’s latest report is about far more than just child protectionThe striking report goes far beyond the proposed repeal of the Oranga Tamariki Act’s Treaty of Waitangi provision, and its impact should be felt far beyond the unique circumstances of the claim it addresses. Earlier this week, the Waitangi Tribunal released an interim report on the government’s proposed repeal of ...1 day ago
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- 'We weren't informed': Apprentice working on school unaware of asbestosThe Education Ministry is promising to do more about asbestos problems in schools, with tighter controls over detection and removal. ...1 day ago
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- AI can now generate entire songs on demand. What does this mean for music as we know it?Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Oliver Bown, Associate Professor, UNSW Sydney PeamDesign / Shutterstock In March, we saw the launch of a “ChatGPT for music” called Suno, which uses generative AI to produce realistic songs on demand from short text prompts. A few weeks later, a ...1 day ago
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- 4 things our schools should do now to help prevent gender-based violenceSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Giselle Natassia Woodley, Researcher and Phd Candidate, Edith Cowan University There is widespread agreement Australia needs to do better when it comes to gender-based violence. Anger and frustration at the numbers of women being killed saw national rallies over the weekend and ...1 day ago
- Becoming a landlord while still renting? ‘Rentvesting’ promises a foot on the property ladder, b...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By James Graham, Lecturer in Economics, University of Sydney Mark and Anna Photography/Shutterstock As home ownership moves further out of reach for many Australians, “rentvesting” is being touted as a lifesaver. Rentvesting is the practice of renting one property to live ...1 day ago
- Season two of Heartbreak High makes diversity feel ‘banal’. This is its strengthSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Sukhmani Khorana, Associate Professor, Faculty of Arts, Design and Architecture, UNSW Sydney Netflix The new season of Heartbreak High is garnering mixed reviews. Critics are writing about the racy story lines, comparing it to other coming-of-age series about teenage relationships and ...1 day ago
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- Legal action and bullying allegations: Peters and Genter knock government agenda off its perchBob Carr intends to launch legal action against Winston Peters and Julie Anne Genter is facing a second allegation of bullying. Both sucked the air out of an announcement on education, writes Anna Rawhiti-Connell in this excerpt from The Bulletin, The Spinoff’s morning news round-up. To receive The Bulletin in ...1 day ago
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- Winston Peters' comments about former Australian minister 'unstatesmanlike' – L...David Parker says he has never heard a current minister speak about a senior, retired politician from another country in such a way. ...1 day ago
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I know we hid those ballot boxes around here somewhere Pete…
“Dig your own graves…
That way I don’t ever get my hands dirty”
VRWC work gang doing PD.
Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy and Dopey sing –
We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig in our mine the whole day through
To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig is what we really like to do
It ain’t no trick to get rich quick
If you dig dig dig with a shovel or a pick
In a mine! In a mine! In a mine! In a mine!
Where a million diamonds shine!
‘Soil victim of left wing smear campaign & media hounding.’
White collar crims allowed to wear own clothes.
5 out of 6 people questioned reckon Peter Dunne knows where the bodies are buried.
As we count the clock down to the election, government ministers seen to be digging their own graves.
Despite Prime Ministerial assistance benefit cost ratio of Transmission Gully still hopeless.
government ministers learn how to astroturf.
Fuck the Greens. We are building this road!
Lol
Shallow graves for hallow crooks.
Dirty politicians.
Day before release of Dirty Politics by Nicky Hager, ShonKey took a drive out to the country with some of the crew. . . Ummmm anyone seen Jason Ede lately?
lol Vaughan
“I’m pretty sure that should do it but knowing Judith and Jason we should pour a bloody big lump of concrete over the whole area”
ROFLMAO
golden!!
KEY: you can dig all you like but you’ll never find the truth
dig slater up, the danger has paased, we need our zombie back
“We need a better class of slater now…”
The National Party has finally realised the limitations of having no toilets on Planet Key.
Lol
Giardia!.
Gerry says: “This soil is definitely made in NZ, no question. . .”
Peter says: “Yes, this land is our land no doubt about it. . .”
ShonKey laughs: “HA HAAAA, not anymore!”
Three useless sods on the end of a spade.
ftw!
@ rod..
..heh..!
The closest thing to an honest days work #teamkey have ever done.
Wankers.
the final internment of any idea the national party is a rational/fair political-force..
..one working for the betterment of all new zealanders..
..(i understand that after the internment..
..they all took turns at pissing on the grave…)
here lieth jason ede…
the story of keys’ life..
..others work..he just leans in..a bit..
..looking for the angle..
wi tako prison work gang..pre-release-vocational-training…2016…
key:..’i’m sure i buried/hid those ‘high standards’ somewhere around here..’
key:..’c’mon guys..!..it’s my maui-wowee stash..!..keep looking..!..’
key to parata:..
..’and these are our plans for unemployed rural maori youth..
..we are going to teach them how to use a spade..’
dunne and brownlee dig deep in strange national party competition/ritual..
..the winner getting to be a minister..
Well, we gotta dig him up again.
the national party goes looking for some policies…
No lads, when I said Eade was “underground” I didn’t mean that!
key buries all his jeers/sneers at colin ‘moon-landing-denier’ craig..
..hoping nobody will notice/remember..
National’s new growth policy “Plant a Spade” in full swing.
lol
This how you dig yourself into a hole.
Sods launch new PPP scheme selling dirt to China.
James Cameron generously employs out of work Nats on his new Wairarapa farm. He was quoted as saying,” It’s only fair”.
Sotto voce from back ….. “That’s not what I meant when I said we had to replace the sod.”
key makes brownlee and dunne dig their own graves..
..the ‘smiling-assasin’ strikes again…
key:..’i’m sure this is where i buried heatley and wilkinson..’
Key ekshully so relaxed at the end of the day, he mis-hears ‘Mardi Gras’ so promotes “Muddy Grass” to attract gay voters.
All day long they work so hard till the sun is going down
Working on the highways and byways and wearing, wearing a frown
You hear they moaning their lives away
Then you hear somebody say
That’s the sound of the men,
Working on the chain, ga-ang
That’s the sound of the men,
Working on the chain, gang
dunne (sings)..’and i owe my soul to the company store’..
I’ve never done this before but I used to mow the lawns at our state house in Bryndwr…
no honest I did…..
“We’re just like these spades….shiny on top dirty underneath”.
I can stop digging now my feet have enough clay
For Christ sake Pete’s put your back into it, I’ve hidden that tax cut money round here somewhere & Gerry would you be so kind to point that in the other direction.
No toilets on Planet Key? – he lied again
http://m.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10835245
“How many holes have I dug? hmmmm I can’t remember”
13, 14, 15, right! 15 paces north… and dig, I think this is where I buried my integrity all those years ago.
gerry’s just digging on the promise of a free-lunch…
the first bit of physical work dunne has done in a decade..
..it doesn’t really show..does it..?
dunne:..’don’t you know who i am..?’..
‘
Dig, baby, dig.
dunne:..’i swear i didn’t leak the kitteridge report..!’
key:..’just keep digging..’
2nd guy from left:
“..i’m just unbuckling here..’..
1st guy on left:..
“..i’m john keys’ back-up nose..”
The Standard already captioned it for me:
http://imgur.com/E8uSjDT
Phew! that was taxing — ready for bed now.
“I know you’ve been patient John but the source of the leak is here somewhere – honestly.”
Key: “Hey Pete + Gerry, how do you get the spade to dig into the Earth like that? I’m pushing as hard as I can on the handle, but it just won’t break the surface.”
The sod is turning.
Finally, after 4 long years and with the election looming, the Christchurch rebuild begins in earnest.
when yr in a hole, start another one! tax cut #taxcutsquirrels
You think this is hard work wait till colin and Seymour join us
Postcard from the Nat family all looking for gold.
Oh Mary this [country’s] a wonderful sight
with the people here working by day and by night
They don’t sow potatoes nor barley nor wheat
But there’s gangs of them digging for gold in the street
At least when I asked them that’s what I was told
So I just took a hand at this digging for gold
But for all that I found there I might as well be
Where the mountains of mourne sweep down to the sea
Hey you guys, quick! Let us start digging the graves for the poor underclass feral scums now!
“Let us dig our own long drop. Voters are sure to send us all here on election night. Personal responsibility, remember? We have just 12 days to go! Nice place to hide our shit”
How far down is the oil?
“We need 50 more of these for the dolphins”
John – “When is a spade not a spade……?
Hekia – “When you’ve got hold of it John, then it becomes a leaner?
“Plebs don’t have enough food you say? Ok, I am relaxed about that! Let us dig them some grass instead. See, we do care!’
Nationals new mining policy demonstrated!
Dig you pitiful mammals! There’s no way I’m getting dirt under my scales…
John Key demonstrates how he digs dirt on the opposition
Hekia notices a Slater crawling around in a very deep hole!
Key shows with a little coating of whale oil no Dirt sticks to him or his Spade!
Transmission resumes as usual Key and cabinet get away with digging more dirt!
Key pulls his team into line its my way or the highway more dirt digging now this is how!
Pete have you finished the Dunny yet,Gerry I know your keen on brown fields Development!
Key: “With all this dirt, I’ll need to buy a new top drawer”
National’s funeral
Under the Governments version of the “Sword in the Stone” method for deciding leaders, Dunne & Brownlie fail in their leadership bid.
“Um guys, you know when I told you to ‘bury’ Nicky Hager ….”
Judith is around here somewhere
Brilliant captions. The best yet?
fat-cat rightwing politician extreme-sport..
parata to dunne:..
..’do you want me to check if yr butt-plug is still ok..?..’
2nd guy on left..
..’i’m still unbuckling here..!..
..he’s mine..!..’
straight after photo was taken..
..brownlee had to have a wee lie-down..
..lifting that sod..had done him in..
Key : “Dunny and Gerard, you buggers do have such big bottom lines!’
Checking out the reports-digging up the dirt
you get to meet all sorts in this line of work
treachery and treason-there’s always an excuse for it
and when I find the reasons-there’s still no excuse for it.
And what have you got-at the end of the day
what have you got to take away
a block of cheese and a new set of lies
blinkers on the people to avert their eyes.
Scared of life-no compensation……
private investigations.
Deepest apologies to Dire Straits
Better hurry up with this bunker – Julian Assange talks on monday!
3 tools, some onlookers … and 3 garden spades
Hekia’s horticultural lesson
”This is how we use to plant our dope up the coast
Just put a seed in the ground, no possums to worry about in those days .”
”Are you learning some thing John about the reason why we grow dope in NZ?”
NO MONEY cause you and pricks like you stole it all .
Maori fella ”If im quick I will be able to piss in that hole Peter”
Gerry:”This brings back distant memories”
Other fella ” We are gathered here today to witness the burial of a nation”
John Key. Working for New Zealand. What lovely words
“After all the bunkum we have dished out to the common people for the last six years, we might need this secret remote bunk to hide ourselves away after 20 Sept. So, dig, boys, dig!”
A small RWNJ crowd watches two senior cabinet ministers twerking for New Zealand! The head honcho who is also the twerking instructor looks well pleased! “The job is not yet finished, there are miles to go before we fleece, miles to go before we flee”, he whispers.
The PM and flunkeys break ground on the new ‘highway to China’ project. Hekia’s innotative tunnel concept passed completely under opposition party radar.
Peter Dunne digs his own grave with rouge National Party MPs
With Crosby and Textor looking on, Key makes sure he leaves the dirty work for others.
Suspects excavating our neo liberal modern National land of Oravida milk and dirty politics.
Call this a competition? You gits…Hell,,,I have already dug mine and taken a piss in it! Do I win the shoveling shit comp or what?
Two fellas at left hand side…..ffs….hurry up….we are bursting!
You two really believed me when I said,,,,I had buried your SIS records around here,,Ha!
The Ministry of Jerks!!!!!!!
Dig faster you morons….the Governor told me my Knighthood was buried around here someplace!
Ok , his Ego is massive, we aren’t gonna get Pete Georges out of here with small holes like that!
The Pretenders non tribute band,,,,started off with “Backkkkkkkkkkk on The Chain Gang”…..It needed more work yet at the defeat party it would be perfect..
Right seeing as Kim Dot pratt isn’t going to fund it for me……Get working on my swimming pool!
Trust me, like i tell the electorate trusts me….If we dig a tad deeper, we shall come across a colony of live moas……!
Excellent lads,,,,those two rugs of turf,,,will cover it…no one will see my balding spot
Ok we started off with four spades, which of you dickheads has thieved it?
Ok I have seen the film..we dig here….Ok there is no big W, like in the film…yet I am sure we will come across the tax cuts here
Keys didn’t know it at the time…yet to dig up the all blacks, haka practice ground…would have repercussions that would see him in plaster in a private hospital.
Its Ok, don’t sweat u dicks…Peter Jackson told me, this is middle earth and if we dig deep enough…We can use the live hobbit as as Slaters replacement!
Ha you morons..digging with old fashioned spades,,,look at me with my self delusional pneumatic hammer….I am gonna beat ya!!!!
Keys wins the shiny spade competition and declares himself exempt from any enquiries.
This is so wrong..you two promised me, you knew where the bodies of my political opponents were buried..If your wrong you know your punishment, yes a whole day with Pete George canvassing!
The deed was done, it took a while, yet free speech, democracy were buried far away in a field in New Zealand
Agent one far left “has anyone told keys, you don’t find truffles like this….agent two far left” you’re joking? It just good to see the arse do some work,,shusssh..”
Keys shows off to the press the beginning of his new holiday camps for the poor and vulnerable and anyone that votes Labour….Stalag Luft NZ1 would soon be built
WARNING – Disturbing content
It was rumoured that back in 2016 President Parata and her personal hit-squad used to take former rivals out to remote locations where they would be forced to dig their own graves before being shot.
(Please, if you find the thought of a President Parata distressing , do seek help and/or counseling and vote sensibly )
“Eureka, Eureka! I found it, I found it!”
“What?”
“Slater’s shit!”
“Bugger that, where is Jason?”