Fred Dagg – User’s Guide to NZ

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1. Weepus beard 1

   4 December 2014 at 10:16 pm

   Complaining about what’s wrong but not taking action, has the same effect as not noticing what’s wrong.

   I’m guilty of this, but the statement reeks of nice, clean hand-washing by a career expat.
   • Tracey 1.1

     5 December 2014 at 9:01 am

     Given the number of pieces he does on political deception and uploads to youtube etc I am not sure you can fairly say he is nice and clean handwashing.
2. adam 2

   4 December 2014 at 10:33 pm

   John Clark is a legend. I believe he helps keep the Aussies on the straight, and narrow; which is quite impressive, when you realise there is almost the same amount of criminals there, as there is here.
3. tc 3

   5 December 2014 at 6:44 am

   Clarkes pieces with Dawe are superb, his lampooning of Hockey after the G20 was spot on. Our loss was their gain as his abc series the fast lane is regarded by some as the best comedy made in Oz.

   Checkout death in brunswick with sam neil.
   • Tracey 3.1

     5 December 2014 at 9:02 am

     For those involved in, or interested in sport, his The Games was so frighteningly accurate you had to remind yourself it was a Mocumentary
4. Dont worry. Be happy 4

   5 December 2014 at 7:34 am

   Come back Fred Dagg. Your country needs you!
5. b waghorn 5

   5 December 2014 at 7:35 am

   I can’t stand people who leave a country then shit on it from afar, if you don’t want to live here fine but stfu
   • vto 5.1

     5 December 2014 at 7:43 am

     its called humour not shitting from afar – it has flown miles above your head you poor wee thing
     • batweka 5.1.1

       5 December 2014 at 8:56 am

       Hard to understand how you got shit from that waghorn.

       You might want to read up on why Clarke left NZ.
       • Tracey 5.1.1.1

         5 December 2014 at 9:03 am

         This.
       • Halfcrown 5.1.1.2

         5 December 2014 at 9:05 am

         Was it something to do with Muldoon not liking John Clarke taking the piss?
         • batweka 5.1.1.2.1

           5 December 2014 at 10:08 am

           Conflict with and lack of support from the NZBC (the only TV broadcaster at the time).

           Here’s Clarke being interviewed by Kim Hill. Near the start he talks about about how up until the early 70s the only NZers that appeared on TV were those wearing dinner suits, reading the news and pretending to be from England. Clarke and few others managed to get an in, but from what I remember eventually Clarke was blocked from going in the direction he wanted to and so left for Oz. Listening to his descriptions of his work at that time and where he ended up going creatively (he was so much more than Fred Dagg), it’s an impressive loss for NZ and fuck up from the NZBC.

           http://www.nzonscreen.com/title/face-to-face-with-kim-hill-john-clarke-2003
           • Halfcrown 5.1.1.2.1.1

             5 December 2014 at 1:45 pm

             Thanks for that batweka, still a great loss to NZ

             One of the funniest memories I have of John Clarke was when he was talking about his younger life. One of the things his family listened to was the BBC World Service on the radio. The signal in those days was very weak and would fade in and out. He mimicked the reception by talking into his cupped hands, he was so good if you did not know he was doing it you would think it was a genuine broadcast.
           • b waghorn 5.1.1.2.1.2

             5 December 2014 at 4:24 pm

             I wouldn’t say that clip changed my view of him , he appeared to be in a good mood that day but he usually comes across as bitter about his nz years.
       • Halfcrown 5.1.1.3

         5 December 2014 at 9:07 am

         “You might want to read up on why Clarke left NZ.”

         Was it something to do with Muldoon not liking John Clarke taking the piss?
         • RedLogix 5.1.1.3.1

           5 December 2014 at 9:35 am

           It would not have been Muldoon on his own – it was the cumulative effect of too many waghorns that likely tipped the scales.
     • b waghorn 5.1.2

       5 December 2014 at 4:42 pm

       Oops just had to slap my forehead being all but tech illiterate I only just noticed tapping the blue ‘latest ‘ took me to a whole article.
   • miravox 5.2

     5 December 2014 at 9:14 am

     I’ve left the country, albeit with the intention of returning. Sadly, the bullshit detectors got a reboot after a few months away and NZ doesn’t come out of it too well. I’d love NZ to be the best little country in the world fighting the good fight in a world of bad. But it’s not. The reason for not stfu is that I know it has the resources be a better place for all.

     And I expect when I come back I’m going to sound massively unrealistic to my friends and family. I live in hope that by then there will be a groundswell that realises NZ needs to change course for the good of society and environment.

     Good on Clarke (mind you he gives worse to his adopted country).
   • left for deadshark 5.3

     5 December 2014 at 10:39 am

     Look son,you can think,do it off a short run up next time. 👿

     @ b waghorn
6. vto 6

   5 December 2014 at 7:40 am

   ha ha the same classic humour used to skewer all and sundry and thus highlight reality.

   Absolutely brilliant. I have missed Clarke since the day he left for oz so many years ago..
7. The lost sheep 7

   5 December 2014 at 8:24 am

   ‘This the worst beer I’ve ever tasted’ he said. ‘I’ll be glad when I’ve had enough’

   That describes the relationship between The Standard and John Key perfectly!!
   • batweka 7.1

     5 December 2014 at 8:57 am

     Akshully, he’s describing the relationship between middle NZ and Key perfectly.
     • vto 7.1.1

       5 December 2014 at 9:13 am

       There’s that term “middle” NZ again. What on earth does it mean? Particularly in light of the fact that shitloads of “lower” NZ likely voted for Key and think hes the bee’s knees, and also that “upper” NZ most certainly nearly 100% voted for him and think hes the bee’s knees.

       This term “middle” NZ appears to appear when an easy dumping vessel is required for lazy and prejudiced thinking about our fellow countrymenwomen.
       • batweka 7.1.1.1

         5 December 2014 at 9:32 am

         I used the term ironically.

         I do think the point Clarke was making is applicable to all the people that didn’t vote for Key, are complaining about him and not doing anything. But also the people that did vote for him and are either now regretting that or at least starting to feel like they’re a bit hard done by having to drink what turned out to be rather shitty beer. But again, unwilling to do anything about it. Probably a big chunk of non-voters too. There, I think that’s covered middle NZ.
         • GregJ 7.1.1.1.1

           5 December 2014 at 9:49 am

           When I hear “middle New Zealand” I always think of this. 😀
           • batweka 7.1.1.1.1.1

             5 December 2014 at 10:12 am

             Very good Greg.
             • GregJ …

               5 December 2014 at 10:16 am

               Sadly, if you don’t laugh, you cry.
   • Tracey 7.2

     5 December 2014 at 9:04 am

     And Key and Slater
8. Jenny Kirk 8

   5 December 2014 at 8:48 am

   Thanks, Mike S, for drawing this to our attention. Its a beaut !
9. ianmac 9

   5 December 2014 at 8:51 am

   “The next thing anyone knew they’d appointed a currency dealer as Prime Minister and the equities market became a place of worship.”

   How true and how sad.
10. Puckish Rogue 10

    5 December 2014 at 9:16 am

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2AvU2cfXRk

    – Heres one of John Clarkes best efforts
    • felix 10.1

      5 December 2014 at 10:54 am

      Still don’t understand what money is, eh?

      Try this one, it’s about how the National party is run: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYThe424hNM
      • Puckish Rogue 10.1.1

        5 December 2014 at 11:36 am

        I’m sure john Clarke does however the internet connection I’m on isn’t conducive to watching youtube clips so I’ll watch it tonight
        • Tracey 10.1.1.1

          5 December 2014 at 12:52 pm

          And yet you posted a youtube clip
          • CATMAN 10.1.1.1.1

            5 December 2014 at 1:03 pm

            Yeah it’s almost as if nothing he posts is true, ever.

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