Caption contest

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Keep it seemly.

MPs pay increases

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The Remuneration Authority has announced that MPs will be getting a 10% increase in their salaries during the course of this Parliament.

Open mike 01/05/2024

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Daily review 30/04/2024

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The best of climate communication

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Date published: 6:10 am, April 30th, 2024 - 5 comments

Environmentalist and journalist Bill McKibben nails it in two minutes.

Open mike 30/04/2024

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Right wing plunges in latest poll

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The latest One News Verian poll suggests that the right is in trouble.

Daily review 29/04/2024

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The Treaty of Waitangi and Oranga Tamariki

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Date published: 4:35 pm, April 29th, 2024 - 8 comments

Treaty of Waitangi

Minister for Children Karen Chhour has resisted attempts by the Waitangi Tribunal to get her to explain how removing requirements to improve outcomes for Māori children is not a breach of the Treaty.

The Jack Tame and James Shaw korero

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Date published: 9:54 am, April 29th, 2024 - 22 comments

This is politics as it should and could be: human, honest while retaining boundaries, insightful without the need for politicking.

Open mike 29/04/2024

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Open mike 28/04/2024

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This is fine

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Date published: 8:50 am, April 27th, 2024 - 8 comments

There is absolutely nothing to worry about if the Fast-track Approvals Bill gets passed into law and Shane Jones gets extraordinary powers to decide on consent applications which normally would be subject to enormous rigour and oversight.

NZ White Rural Rage

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What is really going on in the minds of

Open mike 27/04/2024

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Daily review 26/04/2024

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Open mike 26/04/2024

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New Zealand Needs a Security Alliance Fast

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Date published: 12:09 pm, April 25th, 2024 - 20 comments

Who will defend us when the military chaos now expanding in the world finally hits hard in our region, because that is what is really happening.

Open mike 25/04/2024

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Daily review 24/04/2024

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Goneburger

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As predicted 10 days ago the first Ministerial goneburger has occurred and it is Melissa Lee.

What does this Government have against the environment

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Date published: 11:05 am, April 24th, 2024 - 5 comments

It is almost as if the environment was really cruel to senior members of the Government when they were kids. But whatever the reason this Government appears to be intent on wrecking the local environment with a degree of vengeance and stupidity not seen before.

It’s not a culture war, it’s a class war, and the left should be naming it as such

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The culture wars exist, and they are a tool weaponised in the class war.

Open mike 24/04/2024

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Daily review 23/04/2024

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Open mike 23/04/2024

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Daily review 22/04/2024

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Open mike 22/04/2024

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Joining US military alliance not in our national interest

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Former New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark – the safest pair of hands this country has had in living memory – gave a masterclass on the importance of maintaining an independent foreign policy when she spoke at an AUKUS symposium held in Parliament’s old Legislative Chambers on April 18.

The list

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Making a major infrastructure deal happen takes years of planning, exceptionally qualified people on all sides, and in New Zealand it takes about ten years of your life. Until now.

The Liz Truss of the South Seas

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Liz Truss’s short reign as UK Prime Minister foundered after her budget requiring borrowing to fund tax cuts was released. The budget tanked the UK economy and caused Truss’s resignation. This week amongst announcements of massive cuts it has emerged that the Government is also planning borrowing for tax cuts.

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