Labour reduces the number of cats getting stuck in trees every month

Written By: - Date published: 4:04 pm, August 17th, 2019 - 14 comments
Categories: humour, national, social media lolz, twitter - Tags: ,

https://twitter.com/louise_bee/status/1162537833027928068

https://twitter.com/louise_bee/status/1162540625851367424

https://twitter.com/louise_bee/status/1162544354675683328

https://twitter.com/jamiepontague/status/1162483857662214144

 

https://twitter.com/LabourMemes/status/1162553064730927105

14 comments on “Labour reduces the number of cats getting stuck in trees every month ”

  1. Muttonbird 1

    I guess Topham Guerin aren't yet on the payroll.

    You'll be able to tell when though. All the women on the comms team will be fired.

  2. DJ 2

    Hello, hello. Anyone else here in the echo chamber?

  3. Wensleydale 3

    National are probably thinking, "Jesus, we need to get Christopher Luxon in here ASAP or we're toast!"

    • Muttonbird 3.1

      The party is split over Luxon.

      Expect carnage.

    • Red Blooded One 3.2

      Luxon is no-ones savior except his own, he is leaving Air NZ as the loses start, he inherited the work done by Fyfe and slashed workers conditions and salaries, chickens are coming home to roost. That, of course, will be seen as perfect for the new leader of the National Party.

      • greywarshark 3.2.1

        Bit there are no fowl-houses for them to roost in! What a lot of dumbclucks National are.

    • peterlepaysan 3.3

      Why? Luxon comes from an industry very, very, reliant on pumping CO2 into the upper atmosphere. Whence it will sink to ground level and clothe us all in an unbreathable heat insulating fug , a la venus. OH JOY!

  4. mac1 5

    That graph looks like unemployment under Labour- down below 4% now.

    https://tradingeconomics.com/new-zealand/unemployment-rate

  5. marty mars 6

    either stupid or deceitful or both

  6. McFlock 7

    Looking at the actual bar chart, I can't pick how they got that chart shape. Jerks.

    Anyway, the interesting bit is that the factor that most significantly led to the drop is the drop in employment, even though production and manufacturing wage inflation are being maintained. It's almost as if the work is being done by fewer workers with higher specialisation in their skillsets.

  7. vto 8

    That is outright deceit. Can't Simon and the national party be sued for lying? Do our laws have anything to say about this?

    If not then they should.

    Maybe the response should be outright bald-faced lies by all parties… give up on the sham once and for all.

    Just make shit up all over the place

    Vote Them Out