Caption competition

Written By: - Date published: 9:10 am, November 11th, 2010 - 12 comments
Categories: by-election, humour - Tags: ,

12 comments on “Caption competition”

  1. It’s all smiles: Jackson and Tamihere look forward to the Parata ‘rose’ finding out that while she’s been wine tasting, their friend Matt McCarten has just commandeered her house “in the Mana electorate” for an occupation by the homeless

  2. Colonial Viper 2

    Come for an evening of comedy with the Three Stooges!

    $55 entry fee includes a complimentary basket of rotting tomatoes.

  3. argh 3

    Presenting: The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
    Starring: The Wicked Witch of the West and her Winged Monkeys
    Enjoy an evening of drama, with a ruthless performance from our star placing fear in the hearts and minds of all.

  4. Pascal's bookie 4

    Public policy consultant Hekia Parata will be joined by former mp’s Willie Jackson and John Tamihere for a discussion of media ethics, the importance of adversarial media in a democracy, and the disgusting nature of the shrill and partisan cowards hiding behind pseudonyms in the blogosphere.

    $55 Entry. All proceeds to go the Foundation for press freedom.

  5. sally 5

    The whole evening will be repeated – verbatim – as a fundraiser for the Northcote National Party.

    Two failed Auckland mayoral candidates, supporting a flailing by-election candidate.

    National call on Radio Live to resuscitate their dying by-election campaign.

    “general smooth talking”??? WTF???

  6. grumpy 6

    Enjoy a night of entertainment at Pauahatanui Lodge where Chris Faafoi remembers being born, followed by a tour of MacDonald’s.

  7. bobo 7

    I text is funnier enough as it is…. “smooth talking” sounds like it an advert for love songs to midnight that the late Peter Sinclair used to do.. $55 to go and find out what your local Nat candidate thinks.. user pays I guess fits well with the Nat ideology.

  8. Tigger 8

    Radiolive provide entertainment for Nat fundraiser? Newstalk allow Key’s staff to vet talkback calls? Nor liking the trend here.

  9. Richard 9

    Rose between two pricks: an R18 evening.

  10. marsman 10

    Pop-Up Parata.

  11. ak 11

    TORY and the TALKING TESTICLES!!!!
    the Mana Menagerie now in frontbummerablous concert!
    another RobbingHoods Nactarity promotion

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