Caption Competition

Written By: - Date published: 3:26 pm, July 20th, 2012 - 35 comments
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Hat-tip: @DavidClarkNZ requesting fashion advice

35 comments on “Caption Competition ”

  1. Uturn 1

    “You’re right, it was my Mum who dressed us all! We’re having a sleepover on Saturday.”

  2. oneway 2

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    [lprent: Interesting bot. I have been tracking down and killing its purposeless comments. ]

    • The Woodpecker 2.1

      Now I got to admit right off, its Friday and I;ve had a couple…but wa the fu…?

      [lprent: spambot ]

  3. just saying 3

    We just thought the new Rogernomes needed a uniform….

    Our ‘pagani’ three wise monkeys logo is being made into a badge to go on our chests.

  4. David H 4

    See we are NAT lite!!

  5. joe90 5

    We’re all Ricks now.

  6. Ad 6

    – We Are Barbershop!

    – Is this the Glee! audition for that gay guy?

    – Before we jacked the constitution, we all practiced together pulling the wool over our eyes.

    – I am Waitakere Man, yes I can feel it!

    – Welcome to the gay Masons Mr Shearer, it’s part of the uniform.

    – You should see us all in the policy session together.

    – Come and rub our bellies Mr Cunliffe … mmm … waiting for you …

    – We are the Stephen Rainbow fan club.

    – V necks make us hip and street, hip and street, hip and street (dooo da-dooo dah day)

  7. fnjckg 7

    In-Betweeners

  8. higherstandard 8

    We are her majesty’s opposition…….. abandon all hope.

  9. fender 9

    Our plan is on the screen behind us.

  10. It is as simple as ABC, a better cardigan …

  11. Jackal 11

    “That really is a bottle of water on the table. No! It really is… This isn’t some sort of National party conference you know.”

  12. fender 12

    When I was doing the humanitarian aid work I had these 3 jerseys and I ripped the sleeves off them one day and threw them from the back of the truck; kids were picking them up and using them as leg warmers.

  13. QoT 13

    No one told Chippie it was Blue Shirt Black Vest day.

  14. Treetop 14

    We don’t shop at the exclusive expensive designer stores.

    Reminds me of a story my dad once told me when he first came to NZ in the late 1940’s, four men used to rotate a shared suit. I guess you had to have a similar build and height to your friends.

    • fnjckg 14.1

      really like 2nd paragraph-“height and weight” (but then i see the potential of that Cunliffe chappie…)
      when he speaks in parliament, i listen, when other “front” benchees utter i get lost in thought again,
      hence poetry….
      ‘eres one,

      knot useful
      knot repair
      knot bind
      knot loose
      knot catch
      knot lace
      knot share
      knot replace
      knot strong
      knot carry
      knot tighten
      knot slip
      knot link
      knot fray
      (knot rot)

      knot round
      knot right
      need new knot
      not “ball of string” for “cats” to play with (flange)

  15. toad 15

    Hipkins:

    Bit of a dry argument here.

    Shearer:

    I thought Cunliffe was meant to be buying the next round.

  16. Doug Mackie 16

    I’m gunna build a room that echoes.

  17. ropata 17

    Brian: Please, please, please listen! I’ve got one or two things to say.
    The Crowd: Tell us! Tell us both of them!
    Brian: Look, you’ve got it all wrong! You don’t NEED to follow ME, You don’t NEED to follow ANYBODY! You’ve got to think for your selves! You’re ALL individuals!
    The Crowd: Yes! We’re all individuals!
    Brian: You’re all different!
    The Crowd: Yes, we ARE all different!
    Man in crowd: I’m not…
    The Crowd: Sch!

  18. chris73 19

    “NZ politicians take advice about conformity to heart”

  19. indiana 20

    If the houses are all the same in Hamilton, why can’t we dress the same?

  20. fender 21

    -Labour dry up after Key declares he owns that water.

    -Guns on the inside….undies on the outside.

    -No vested interests identified in November leadership postponement.

  21. BillODrees 22

    We are laughing now. We got the NZ Council to agree to those rules locking-in our power!  Now off for a Women’s Weekly feature on knitting jumpers. That will show those Nats.

     

  22. Tom 23

    Colour-coded politics: Does this mean the Cabinet will turn out in Pink ?

  23. Jackal 24

    “Shoosh! Don’t tell anybody yet, but we’ve already started to run the country.”

  24. Keeshy 25

    Risky in vest men

  25. Blue 26

    Vested interests.

  26. Chris 27

    Who said there is no unity in the Labour Party? What do you think Trev,Trev,Trev?

  27. Foreign Waka 28

    We are down to our last ream of paper and still – nothing! Isn’t it funny?

  28. Sandalman 29

    Presbyterian vestrymen welcome latest Farmer’s pyjama catalogue delivery.

  29. Andrew Mahon 30

    The vestocratic Troika is negotiating for a position on the Left Flank of Capital.

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