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The current rise of populism challenges the way we think about people’s relationship to the economy.We seem to be entering an era of populism, in which leadership in a democracy is based on preferences of the population which do not seem entirely rational nor serving their longer interests. ...
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And then your plane flies away to Australia!…
Why hasn’t someone told those kids they shouldn’t be smiling?
2014, with my knighthood in my pocket I am outta here!
Yeah man, I’m sure doing my best to make sure you lot stay down here and us lot stay up there.
“… and I said “No, Gerry, Sgt Shultz salutes like this”
” Yes, its possum fur, akcherly … and if I distract you by waving my arms, you’ll never spot the join”.
” Well, let me show you … my left hand is where I used to be in the polls, my right is where I am now”.
” … and then I said, “Usain, what you really need is a styley celebration at the end of the race. He was sooooo grateful to me that he was akcherly speechless”
Hey Mr PM sir can you go away now as between the preparation, staging and protective services induction we’ve no lunchtime left.
Stop moving and listen to what my dad who works at AFFCO thinks of you.
My left hand is pointing at how high my bank balance is and my right is your families income for the rest of your life …hahahhahaha!
After a visit from David Shearer, PM puts the fun back in the room.
The National debt is heading that way and you kids are going to have to pay for it ha ha.
Prime Minister John Key explaining the change in net worth of the top 1% of New Zealanders since his government took office in 2008.
Not content to merely steal the nations assets, John Key is caught stealing Usain Bolts’ victory stance
chuckle
“Hey Pee Em, whoever you are. This is our patch and we think you should pee off and annoy someone else! Please.”
And while you kids wonder why you are inheriting a hollowed out husk of a nation, I’ll be flying off to Hawaii.
Of course these clothes are appropriate – that’s why it’s called Tie Chi.
Dude..that was painful. I think you should go sit in a corner with a bottle of vodka and think about what you have done.
sorry… i’m a bad little bear…
There, there. Dry those tears little man.
Then start crying again because what you have just unleashed on the world will forever be the albatross around your neck.
A version of “snake creeps down”???
It’s uncanny!
rob preying mantosser
A cutesy photo op with brown kids? It’s not even election year!
“Your quaint little native dance was ok, but let me show you how we do it in Hawaii. ‘Course I usually where a Lei for this.”
I wouldn’t try to get between me and the camera unless you want an elbow to the ribs, kid.
Time to get on a plane to the US and watch a baseball game
This is the amount of bullshit I have dished out to New Zealanders since I became PM and I am not finished yet, because a lot of dickheads lap it up.
“Mimicking Usain Bolt, the Prime Minister tells kids how fast his bank balance has grown since he took charge.”
“See I’m this rich now, but once I collect my check from Goldman Sachs for what I’ve done to this country I’ll be this rich!”
Oh and I watched the video. Don’t. I won’t be able to forget.
Prime Minister gate-crashes yet another performance.
I’m just about to bolt for it!
This is my big Hitler, and this is my little one…
This is what you do with teachers who fail your assignments because your
policiesarguments are not supported by valid and reliable evidence: hang them out to dry.no, no, really, economic growth under the National Government will do this
They put this hand further up to move my head, lips and arms and this one to move my legs and make me bend over
We really love you Mr Key, we hope you get elected next election!!!!
JK: “I can take twelve kids in a fight! I did this cool online survey that proves it!”
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
Haha good one What a loser Mr Key is. Remember when Mr Shearer beat all those kids in the running race and got third place. He is much better than Mr Key at sporting events against kids
The profound stupidity of your comment has made my day.
I can’t tell if labourrules is supposed to be humour, sarcasm, or utter cluelessness…
Cluelessness IMHO. Pattern for this guy is an occasional semi-troll who makes some inane comments on some topic under a handle made up for the occasion and then disappears for quite some time. Most of the comments tend to be ambiguous in terms of political stance, but tend towards the right. I define it as being heavily influenced by the stirring stupidity of talkback.
I tend to keep an eye on him to see if he drifts into complete dumbarse. However I suspect that he has learnt that lesson of consequences on this site in the past. Doesn’t pick up warnings.
This is how a white man tries to do nesian moves.
.
See that? When I move the left hand down but keep the wrist up, the coin disappears up the sleeve but everyone is still looking at the right hand . . . what? Oh, you saw that. Sorry. Let me try again. Give me another coin.
Oh I know I’m supposed to look fierce when performing a haka, but this is my “smile and wave” haka.
Let’s flash mob this homies, it’s called “The Trickle Up”
“When this whole shit house goes up in flames I’m of to sunny Hawaii”
It’s a while since I made an absolute dick of myself,so I thought I’d give it another go. AND IT WORKED!!!
Worship me puny mortals.
I made $50 million, met Obama, won the Rugby World Cup, and won Olympic gold for NZ.
I am Usain Bolt’s father.
So I’ve got this party akshully and I’m paying that Bolt fulla to stand in my fountain like this! Oh the Parnell crowds gunna luv this.
NZ IDOL
Well I was walking down the street
Just a having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pick up truck and the devil’s eyes
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
You have to fly out of here if you want a job when you leave school.
But don’t worry everyone else will be behind you on the next plane, sort of like this…..
Over there child! There’s 177,000 jobs in Australia. Just as I promised in the last Election.
And if you just turn this knob here on its right shoulder, its arms come up.
“I don’t want you in school. Get out, we need cheap labour”