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The current rise of populism challenges the way we think about peopleâs relationship to the economy.We seem to be entering an era of populism, in which leadership in a democracy is based on preferences of the population which do not seem entirely rational nor serving their longer interests. ...
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Keyzilla attacks wind farm.
Love the tie M8!
“Not while the photographers are here, Banksie!”
1. The Colossus of Rhodes astride his Cycle Tracks.
2. “How about this one for a Statue of Liberty, Bill?”
3. “It just fell into my hand, honest!”
“Give me your tired, your poor
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.”
1. “Gotta do something about the lack of toilets on this planet.”
2. “I admire its purity. A survivor… unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. “
My shoes are getting wet.
I do own the wind
I can feel the electricity
Sorry John, you just need to stay out of sight a bit longer.
My turbine generates more hot air than the windmill on the next hill.
Does this short make me look a little bit pregnant?
đ “Does this short make me look a little bit pregnant?”
Na babe you’re simply glowing radiance, don’t frett so much M8!
“My God! All those missed motions. I am pregnant. But wait. Will I be famous as a Virgin Birth? Will a god annoint me as Second Coming? That fits! Oh yeah!”
Look, Just all piss and wind
…and this is what Horomia looks like.
When asked on his bold choice of tie colour Key responded that his wardrobe assistant had assured him it was simply a light shade of red. When pressed on whether he planned to confirm his assistant’s statement Key stated he didn’t feel it would be necessary to open his eyes before his next wardrobe change.
In the absence of toilets, the giant of Planet Key pisses on the poor
The Fairy Godfather waves his wand.
“200MW guaranteed when I, yet again, open my mouth to let my belly rumble.”
“On planet Key there will be no wind”
“By the time I’m finished this is all Kiwis will own of their electricity assets”
They work when it blows but I suck ALL THE TIME!
KEY: “Won’t a pink shirt mean people will want to punch me in the face?”
AIDE (under his breath): “Ah, that’s not why people want to punch you in the face.”
Pointing straight up.
“Look at me, growing fat off the land!”
Do I look as stupid as Jeanette Fitzsimmons, when she stood under one of these things with her arms in the air ….. hailing the savior of human kind?
Isn’t it interesting how bullshit acts like a windmill …. it just keeps going around and around.
air guitar fail number 24 – pee-emky and his unorthodox pick – wrong hand idiot!
Does this Capitalism make me look fat?
After the oil and gas subsidies, this little windmill is all we could afford.
When it came to wind generation, there was no one quite like Johnny Fartpants.
instead of a caption let’s revist some classics
some pleading from the theatrically minded
or some Trillion for the reality conscious
both of which are disturbingly apt this week
Sock tests wind
Let’s blow those schools away.
Bennett cosmetic surgery revealed
Windmill tilts at Donkey’s ok
drat! beat me to “tilting at windmill”
Jeez do I have to do this…what…yeah shit forgot its this or attending question time
Shut up Nasty people! The Wind is mine, ALL mine. Hahahaha
[But I got to eat a seriously big fucking crayfish – the size of a horse.]
Planet Key has no wee
They hold it all inside
Bodies bloat
They get to gloat
As the dolphins have all died.Â
(sorry, images of Mr Creosote coming on now)Â
Oh Gerry, you must stop eating Mac’ers. Poo!
You can have the water. I have the air that blows the clouds that creates rain. Maori Party 0, Key 1.
I can definitely feel it, now we have to figure a way to sell it and stop the Maarees from claiming it!
Ha! The only wind they can have is what I pass.
I can definitely feel it, now we have to figure a way to sell it and stop the Maoris from claiming it!
Ha! The only wind they can have is what I pass.
nice of Tony Ryall to lend me this shirt and tie
I HAS ALL OF YOUR WINDFARMS!
Flamboyant tie tries desperately to escape from Mad Despot.
Hey 99%: Blow this!
“The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind”
I love being PM,all these freebies are really cool.I will take this sharp shiny one home to Bronagh.I wonder where she will put it?
Great idea. We’ll force power prices up and subsidize them for politicians.
Lota hot air and wind there
“I’m such a dick I can hardly see my toes”
Sigh,…. time to start lying about going for morning runs again to cover for the lyposuction…
Over the hills and far away,
Teletubbies come to play ….
Time for teletubbies,
time for teletubbies,
time for teletubbies….
Tinkywinky. “Tinkywinky!”
Dipsy. “Dipsy!”
Laalaa. “Laalaa!”
Po. “Po!”
Teletubbies. “Teletubbies!”
Say, Heeeeee-lo! “Eh-oh!”
Tinkywinky. Dipsy. Laalaa. Po.
Teletubbies. “Teletubbies!”
Say Heeeeeee ……… “Uh-oh!”
“Where have the teletubbies gone?
Where have the teletubbies gone?”
On having tried his hand at running the country
Mr Key makes efforts of a similar effectiveness
to fly back to Planet Key
The rich are so lucky to have me!
We’ll build the orphanorium over here …
Windfarm here, (Maintained by orphans and their parents/prisoners … sweet) …
Prison for the older ones over there …..
M8! this is the plan over here!, write it down or something.
Look at my thickening midriff, I’m okay, what else is there to worry about?