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“I feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight…”
“What does the fox say?”
Bennelzebub is the Devil-Beast!
“Better watch out, I’m feeling horny !”
lol
Awwwwwwww Yeah!!!!!!!
1) Certainly no angel, despite the butterfly wings.
2) No more leopard-skin prints, it’s strictly Teflon coated frocks for this leader-in-waiting.
3) Put your hands up if you’re guilty of kicking legitimate social security recipients off a benefit for “not meeting your obligations”, (even though the recipient has done what’s required), in order to achieve “1500 going off a benefit every week”.
Paula says “Snakes eyes your skull Judy Doll.”
Judith’s venomous reply “In your case mad snakes eyes dear.”
“All hail Hydra!”
Air quotes become latest bungle of an incompetent minister
I’m an Abaddon, I’m an Abaddon, i’m a, i’m a, i’m a,
I’m an Abaddon, I’m an Abaddon, i’m a, i’m a, i’m a,
yeah yeah yeah i’m coming for you
I’m an Abaddon, I’m an Abaddon, i’m a, i’m a, i’m a,
“Eh, what’s up, doc?”
“I wonder what the poor bunnies are doing this season”
“And remember, ‘mud’ spelled backwards is ‘dum'”
“Here I go with the timid little woodland creature bit again. It’s shameful, but…ehhh, it’s a living”
“Photo blamed for widespread public nausea; Japanese kawaii culture in crisis”
I’m a little piggy heading for the trough… watch out everyone cos I’m a real gobbler.
Oma Rapeti, Oma Rapeti, oma oma oma
was my I’m an Abaddon too subtle ? đ
… I thought I would do my bit for Maari language week. This is what I learnt at my daughter’s kindy — “Oma rapeti …”
the devil’s in the detail
‘My two up fingers up the underclass’
Oh,..that god,not the one on a DonKey.
Minister during her keynote speech to the WINZ workers conference:
“Leave the positive public PR to me. I’ll talk about how many claimants we have successfully helped get off benefits and into jobs. This is how you will present the options to beneficiaries….”.
“Hey! I’m not a silly rule. I am so sweet and pure!”
“Elbows OUT! My fellow Nats, THIS is how you keep from catching nits in low-decile schools!”
With a hee-haw here,
and a hee-haw there.
here a hee
there haw
everywhere a hee-haw
Ol’ #teamkey sold us out
gawdamn thievin’ crooks
next verse?
‘and that was the first time i realised i have devil-horns’…
‘peek a boo..!..whose the nasty minister then..?..’
“..this is what i do to scare the children of bludging-benificiaries..’
“..it is not true that i took all the ladders when i bailed out of henderson..’..
“..so i said..so i said to the whining city mission..you can just fuck off!’..
“..and if i get back in again..if i get another go at them…
..i am going to find the biggest strap-on i can..
..and i am going to screw those beneficiaries like they have never been screwed before..’.
lol, Philâs one best suits the image, one can imagine the hip actionâŠ
mine isâŠ
âso I like told Rebs; I am a special benefit sweetie!, cool eh Dear Leader?âŠnow about my new electorate officeâŠâ
“and what do we see when we look up? David Cunliffe painting his roof.”
Like I have been saying we are offering beneficiaries “support (lifting her fingers to indicate quotation marks)” to get into work
“Those beneficiaries have horns like this and they are of the devil… burn them I say, burn them!”
I’m a psychopathic c**t that gets off on fucking over the vulnerable, see I’m bad… BOO
You reckon Keys farts are bad??….you should smell my armpits..
Are sure I don’t look like Bambi?
“Minister of Social Development”.
Paula Bennett auditions for
INVISIBLE DRY ANTI WHITE MARKS Deodorant Advertisement
Sign language for traitor if you do not vote for National.
“The debil made me do it master “
“Yes I am uglier than before I did this and those beneficiaries can go to hell “
“I am still perfecting giving beneficiaries the finger from behind my head”