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2:36 pm, June 10th, 2015 - 45 comments
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The current rise of populism challenges the way we think about people’s relationship to the economy.We seem to be entering an era of populism, in which leadership in a democracy is based on preferences of the population which do not seem entirely rational nor serving their longer interests. ...
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Now where can I find a pony tail!?!
This is how you hold them, right?
Health and safety ignorance on display.
Federated Farmers give Key the tools to stab NZ taxpayers in the back
Thankyou… Judith will love these to stab me in the back
NZ stand up comedian looks on at the highest paid clown in the land.
I failed the hammer test, how the hell do I use these?
Are these Def the last pair of scissors in NZ??
Hand those rubber band hair ties out now
Radar uses his mind control skills over fellow stand up comedian John Key
Radar: go on John Stab your self
John Key: First I lost my memory now Im losing control of my mind arrrgggh help.
“I got these scissors from Lorena Bobbitt”
I won’t need these for the dairy farmers’ haircut.
We’re taking suggestions from the floor: Which public services will we cut next?
Idiots spell-bound as idiot demonstrates unknown idiocy.
(Photo by Rachel Glucina)
“Andrew Little gave me these.”
Andrew Little gave me these saying:
“Now cut the crap!”
” Fieldays and the National government share a common slogan – Stay a step ahead of the sheep.”
I think Grant Robertson just won best caption of the day!
https://twitter.com/grantrobertson1/status/608484886723190785
haha yeap, those two diplodorkus’s sharing a joke with Philosoraptor.
Bit close to the bone a Labour MP talking about dinosaurs in caucus though.
What do you think, are tax cuts on, Radar? Really?
“We’ll need bigger ones for the cuts we’re planning.”
‘Hey, I am not sure why you have given me this dangerous weapon! I want to reassure you all, frankly, that at the end of the day, I am awktully a habitual horrible hair puller, but certainly not a hair cutting hound of the Baskervilles! Not yet, anyway!’
I wonder if these could remove hoskings lips from my…..
LOL! Nice one and accurate!
“Oooh, yuck, RED handles. Mustn’t touch.”
Judith, I have something for you. Where do you want it?
Oooo what tantil-lithing thithuzz
“I’m cutting through the crap – that’s why they’re aimed at the mouth.”
Pinocchio contemplates his future
“I cut short the careers of Clark, Goff, Shearer, Cunliffe, Norman, and I just got this new red pair for Little.”
Where’s my paper and rock? I am soo funny!
”At my Cabinet Meetings I always win rock-paper-scissors” [LOL]
Edward Scissorhands 2 starring the famous B-grade actor Johnny Key.
The Smiling Hairdresser.
A quote from the movie Dirty Johnny starring the famous B-grade actor Johnny Key as himself:
”Uh uh. I know what you’re thinking. “Did he cut six times or only five?” Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum Scissor, the most powerful pair of scissors in the world and would cut you head clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?
“with these giant scissors i will cut out all environment laws and the RMA, so that we can have 100% polluted streams and rivers. Yay dirty dairy and dirty politics!”
Health cuts, education cuts, current affairs cuts, HAIR CUTS……
‘Shortly after this picture was taken, the Prime Minister had jumped off the stage and proceeded to run with the scissors while shouting “Austerity Measures!”‘
‘With this formidable pair of scissors, I intend committing my own self-circumcision. Everyone is welcome to ‘show some guts’ and watch the cutting at the CCFAC (Cabinet Cash For Access Club) buffet dinner. Tickets at only $1,500 + GST, per head!’
*Contact Spark for details and also go into a draw for a dainty carry case massaged in secret w-oil.
“I’ll cut through the red tape surrounding the tpp and if that doesn’t work at least I still have the tools too NZ all a big favour”
Note that “funny” Radar chappie sitting high and proud at the top table? Remember 2008 when Radar was helping English promote the shower anti Labour mockery?
“Thats right this is the pair of scissors I used to cut govt spending with since 2008 Id almost thought Id lost them”
“Geez thanks “
“Cut this, cut that, hell, I’d cut my own daughters ponytail if she’d just put some clothes on!
The size of these sissors is relative to the cut in price for a kg of milk solids.
Don’t count on the government to bail you out, we have not yet made a budget surplus in the last 7 budgets.
I hope you feilday cockies have a sense of humour.
Stay a step ahead of Fontera.
Fonterra