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The Green Party is urgently calling on the Government to ban bottom trawling, following news a New Zealand bottom trawler caught 37kg of coral in international waters, prompting the suspension of all fishing in the area until 2026. ...2 weeks ago
- Mark Patterson: Farmers understand we have their backs
Spring is here which means the start of the A&P show season. Those treasured community days where town meets country. There's no rural-urban divide here, just a chance to meet up with family and old friends and celebrate all things that make rural New Zealand so special. I'm embarking on ...2 weeks ago - Release: Funding for Gumboot Friday should pause
The National Government should review its support for Gumboot Friday after unacceptable comments by its leader and champion Mike King. ...2 weeks ago
- Louise Upston cherry-picks data to punch down on the poor
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- Luxon needs to address the cow in the room
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- Govt Must Clean Up âIts Shitâ From Sunken HMNZS Manawanui
Te PÄti MÄori is calling out the Government and New Zealand Defence Force (NZDF) for their inaction and disgraceful downplaying of the impact caused by the sunken HMNZS Manawanui in Samoa. âWe demand the Government move without further delay to clean up its shit from the sunken HMNZS Manawanui in Samoa,â said co-leader Debbie ...3 weeks ago
- Jamie Arbuckle: Inquiry into Banking Competition
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- Government and iwi work together on aquaculture
Five new Aquaculture Settlement Areas will help ensure NgÄi Tahu shares in the opportunities aquaculture offers for Southlandâs economy, Oceans and Fisheries Minister Shane Jones says. âThe Aquaculture Settlement Areas (ASAs) Iâm announcing today set aside space so the Crown and NgÄi Tahu can assess their potential for aquaculture development. ...16 hours ago - Government launches review to ensure electricity market is fit-for-purpose
The terms of reference for a review of the performance of the electricity market have been released. The review, initiated by the Coalition Government during the power crisis in winter will look at whether current regulations and market design support economic growth and access to reliable and affordable electricity, Energy Minister ...18 hours ago
- Speech to Social Investment Hui: Jack and his whÄnau need our help
Kia ora koutou katoa. Nau mai, haere mai, piki mai. Ki te mihi atu ahau, ki te manwhenua nei, Te Atiawa, NgÄti toa rangatira, tÄnÄ koutou, tÄnÄ koutou, tÄnÄ koutou katoa. Thank you, Andy, for your introduction. Let me acknowledge you as the new Chief Executive of the Social Investment ...20 hours ago
- Minister of State for Trade heads to Brisbane for PACER Plus meeting
Minister of State for Trade Nicola Grigg has travelled to Australia to attend the PACER Plus Ministers Meeting in Brisbane. âTrade plays a critical role in driving employment, economic growth, and improving the standards of living in the Pacific Region. The Government is strongly committed to supporting Pacific Island countries ...21 hours ago
- Proposals to modernise conservation released
ToitĆ« te taiao â Our environment endures The Government is consulting on proposals to modernise New Zealandâs conservation management system, aiming to protect relevant natural areas while supporting sustainable growth in tourism and regional economies, Conservation Minister Tama Potaka says. âToday, the Department of Conservation â Te Papa Atawhai is ...23 hours ago
- Treaty Principles Bill passes first reading
Associate Justice Minister David Seymour says all New Zealanders will now be able to have their say on the Treaty Principles Bill after it passed its first reading and was sent to the Justice Committee to be considered. âI look forward to seeing what Kiwis have to say on the ...2 days ago
- Antarctic cooperation at centre of Scott Base visit
Finance Minister and Associate Climate Change Minister Nicola Willis will travel to Antarctica next week to engage with international partners and scientists and to assess latest steps in the redevelopment of Scott Base. âNew Zealand has important interests in Antarctica and our longstanding presence at Scott Base is a key ...2 days ago
- Contactless payments launching on public transport in Auckland
The Government and Auckland Council are delivering contactless payments on Aucklandâs public transport network later this month which will enable commuters to tag on and off public buses, trains, and ferries travelling across the region, Transport Minister Simeon Brown and Auckland Mayor Wayne Brown says.The NZ Transport Agency (NZTA) and ...2 days ago
- RIF funding supports aquaculture development
The Coalition Government is backing the development of an aquaculture centre of excellence in Southland with an investment of $2.2 million, Regional Development Minister Shane Jones says. South Island Industrial Fund Ltd will use the Regional Infrastructure Fund (RIF) loan towards its $6.3m project to upgrade infrastructure at the Ocean ...2 days ago
- Safeguarding Kiwis with modern insurance law
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- When the going gets tough ‘Get Through’ with Farmstrong
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- Government exploring new energy source
Up to $60 million will be ring-fenced from the Regional Infrastructure Fund to invest in exploring the potential of supercritical geothermal technology which could help secure New Zealandâs future energy needs, Regional Development Minister Shane Jones and Science, Innovation, and Technology Minister Judith Collins say. Having a secure and resilient energy supply ...2 days ago
- Pay Gap Calculator toolkit launched
New Zealand businesses can now take meaningful action to drive down the gender pay gap with the launch of an online calculator today, Minister for Women Nicola Grigg says. âWomen are paid, on average, 8.2 per cent less than men and this gap has barely moved since 2017 - which ...3 days ago
- Government launches refreshed Public Private Partnership framework
The Government has released a refreshed Public Private Partnership (PPP) framework that provides a blueprint to the market outlining how the government will approach future PPP transactions, Infrastructure Minister Chris Bishop and Parliamentary Under-Secretary Simon Court say. âRefreshing New Zealandâs PPP model is an important part of our plan to ...3 days ago
- Further decisions taken on regulating online casino gambling
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- Tailored support for people in emergency housing
Ka mate kÄinga tahi, ka ora kÄinga rua. An innovative Government trial will tailor support to people with a diverse range of complex needs to move out of emergency housing and into more permanent housing, Associate Housing Minister Tama Potaka says. âThe Government has set a target of reducing the ...3 days ago
- Getting ready for bird flu
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- Harbour closure supports mussel reseeding
A two-year ban on the take of kuku/mussels from Ćhiwa Harbour in eastern Bay of Plenty will support local efforts to restore mussel beds in the area, Oceans and Fisheries Minister Shane Jones says. Te RĆ«nanga o NgÄti Awa requested the closure, Te rÄhui kuku ki tua o Kanawa, to ...3 days ago
- Government awards primary sector scholarships to tertiary students
The coalition Government has awarded scholarships to six tertiary students as part of efforts to boost on-the-ground support for farmers and growers Agriculture Minister Todd McClay and Associate Agriculture Minister Andrew Hoggard announced today. âWe are reducing the regulatory burden on farmers and growers and providing support to adapt and innovate, ...3 days ago
- Tax work programme focused on rebuilding the economy
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- Omnibus Bill First Reading for Royal Commission of Inquiry National Apology
Mr Speaker, as the Minister for Children, it is my priority to ensure that children and young people in the care system are safe. The thousands of survivors who shared their experiences with the Royal Commission have been clear that the system must improve its protections against abuse and neglect. ...4 days ago
- Clarifying the protection of disabled people in care
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- Oranga Tamariki Act changes a step in the right direction
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NgÄ kura mĆrehu, Treasured survivors, kua ngaro, haere atu rÄ. those that have passed, farewell. NgÄ kura mĆrehu, Treasured survivors E whakawhaiti nei that have gathered here. Kei ngÄ rangatira To the esteemed leaders TÄnÄ koutou katoa. Greetings. Iâd like to welcome you ...4 days ago
- Government apologises for abuse in care
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has apologised to all New Zealanders who were abused in the care of state and faith-based institutions. âThis is a significant and sorrowful day in New Zealand,â Mr Luxon says. âToday, I am apologising on behalf of the Government to everyone who suïŹered abuse, harm and ...4 days ago
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Climate Change Minister Simon Watts will attend the 29th annual United Nations Climate Change Summit (COP29) in Baku, Azerbaijan, this week. âNew Zealand is fully committed to meeting our climate targets and reducing the impacts of climate change. Every country has a role to play, and New Zealand will continue ...5 days ago
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- Govt strengthens protection for people in state care
The Government is introducing several law changes to better protect people in state care, in response to the Royal Commission of Inquiry into Abuse in Care. âThe magnitude of the abuse detailed by the Royal Commission of Inquiry was heartbreaking, and as a Government we will do everything in our ...5 days ago
- Prime Minister to attend APEC Leadersâ Meeting
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon departs for Peru this week to attend the annual APEC Economic Leadersâ Meeting from 15-16 November. âThe APEC Summit is a key moment in the regional calendar. Itâs an opportunity to meet with counterparts who are also grappling with cost-of-living challenges and choices about driving more ...5 days ago
- First kina barren special permit approved
New rules allowing local communities to take direct action against kina barrens are starting to bear fruit, Oceans and Fisheries Minister Shane Jones says. âIâve made kina barrens a priority, which is why I introduced a new special permit purpose this year to allow the removal and translocation of kina ...5 days ago
- Faster 110km/h speed limit to accelerate KÄpiti from 13 November
The new 110km/h speed limit on the KÄpiti Expressway Road of National Significance (RoNS) will come into effect on 13 November 2024, more than two weeks earlier than expected, Transport Minister Simeon Brown says.âBoosting economic growth and productivity is a priority for the Government. The new 110km/h speed limit will ...5 days ago
- Largest ever number of graduate vets to boost rural productivity and support farmers
Thirty-five graduate vets will join rural communities this year through the Voluntary Bonding Scheme (VBS) for Veterinarians, marking the largest intake in the schemeâs history, Agriculture Minister Todd McClay, and Associate Agriculture Minister Andrew Hoggard, announced today. âThe Government is committed to enhancing primary sector productivity and delivering direct benefits ...5 days ago
- Stalking to become illegal and jailable offence
The Government has agreed to introduce legislation this year that will make stalking illegal with a maximum penalty of up to five years in prison, Justice Minister Paul Goldsmith says. âEvery New Zealander deserves to feel safe in their community and this Government is committed to making sure victims are ...5 days ago
- Nationally significant sites to be upgraded
Me mihi ngakaunui ki a TÄ Robert Gillies e ngaro nei ki tĆna nui o Te Rua Tekau MÄ Waru. Farewell to Sir Robert Gillies of the 28th (MÄori) Battalion. The Government will provide $20.3 million in funding to improve two sites that have a special place in the hearts ...6 days ago
- Unions shouldnât get in the way of student learning
The Government is urging the Post Primary Teachersâ Association (PPTA) to put the education of their students first. âBetween 9am and 3pm, parents expect their children to be at school to learn. Our Government is relentlessly focused on ensuring the value of achievement and attendance are at the centre of ...1 week ago
- Compensation scheme levies to be risk based
The levies that banks, building societies, credit unions and finance companies pay to the new Depositor Compensation Scheme (DCS) fund will reflect the size and riskiness of the institutions, Finance Minister Nicola Willis says. Under the scheme, deposits up to the value of $100,000 per depositor will be protected in ...1 week ago
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Minister for Mental Health Matt Doocey today opened Te Waka Aorangi Child Wellness Centre at Tauranga Hospital, marking a significant milestone in the Governmentâs commitment to enhancing the health of children and whÄnau in the Bay of Plenty region. âTe Waka Aorangi is leading the way by providing a âone-stop-shopâ ...1 week ago
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The What Now and Brain Busters presenter takes us on a trip down TV memory lane. Growing up, Chris Kirk was a huge fan of What Now. Every Sunday morning, he would wake up early to watch Carolyn Taylor and Jason Faâafoi entertain the nation, delighting in every chaotic, gunge-filled ...1 hour ago
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A chatter of small brown birds rose up from the crippled tree at the streetâs end. Muttering. She was reminded of the local Council who were still grumpily debating problems, including those of street verges. Some home owners had been taking it upon themselves to make cheeky personal use of ...1 hour ago
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Delicious babies!
One for me, one for Vladimir!
Trust me! I know what I’m doing!
Babies say “Holy s..t…..get us out of here!”
Vile mammals – Take your spawn away!
“Shit. I squeezed too hard! Now look at the mess I’m in. Shit!”
Donald Trump with his human shield.
I’m going to solve two problems at once by building the wall entirely out of muslim babies.
“Donald Trump prepares to throw his toys out of his cot”
Crybabies
what happens when 3 giant narcissists don’t get the attention they require
We’ve named them Colonial and Viper đ
And now that they’re old enough we’re taking them down to purchase their first firearms.
Donald Trump rents a time machine to go back in time to kidnap Hilarly Clinton and Bernie Sanders.
Baby Collins–no paint stripper. Baby smith—paint stripper.
one is called Hillary and the other Bernie…and they are both shitting me…the stench is terrible and all down my nice suit into my shoes ….HEEELLLPPP
Press conference for trump and his two closest advisors goes wrong.
đ
I found 2 hillary supporters,
one the left we have the one that is trying to show me where the 30 000 emails are
one on the right is just whinging and crying for more handouts.
Listen babies, just stop screaming ’cause holding you here, is the greatest President of the US ever. I’m gonna be such a terrific President, you have never ever seen something so fantastic. And listen, your mothers are gonna vote for me, cause they know I’m gonna be the greatest President America has ever seen. Why are you still screaming for goodness sake? This is the greatest ever president of the US speaking to you…
Left, right.
Babies, panicked by totalitarian kook.
I like them battered and deep fried. I don’t do ‘raw’
Geez, boys, calm down! It wasn’t YOUR glass, and I’m glad it’s been shattered.
Well done!
*Rings CYFS*
“Hello, you’re talking to Paula, how may we help?”
“Yes, Iâd like to report an enormous Cheezil terrorising two kids”
Enormous Cheezil Fantastic Joe although a twistie might suffice.
they love me.
deep down they know that they love me.
is love not a beautiful thing.
Nice one Sabine, and soo poo etic. Lol
Andrew.
“When Labour signed the MOU with the Greens I never realised that their leaders were such children as to announce they were going to deliberately going to crash the New Zealand housing market.
Now what can I do with them?”
So bad its funny
Donald tries out empathy having been advised of the concept.
look mummy, dumdums a ventriloquist
Donald just kissed the babies! HOLY S***F!
WWF battle of the babies!
Trump’s hand doubles play up
Get in my belly!
Child abuse!!!!!!
Helen and Rob when they were young.
Pictured: A whingeing cry-baby holding two infants.
The one on the right. She’s gonna be a looker. Oh yeah, she’s gonna be beautiful. If she wasn’t a baby maybe I’d date her. I’ll give her a call in 16 years. Believe me.
“See. It begins from birth, the males do all the talking and screaming while the females keep their silence.”
“We came, we saw, he died”
Oh wait, that was someone else …
“Limited air strikes!”
Ooops. Sorry, someone else again …
Perhaps “the south china sea is of crucial importance to all of us …”?
Hold on. Nope. Not him either. Wait! – got one:
“I have always felt that Russia and the United States should be able to work well with each other towards defeating terrorism and restoring world peace, not to mention trade and all of the other benefits derived from mutual respect”
Now THAT’S funny! What a clown!!
“Wah, wah, I want my mama, wah, wah!!”
“Hold tight, little bro, I think I see the big sook’s mama over there.”
i told you the Democrats were cry babies.
They have no sense of humour.
Since when was Donald a Democrat?
…Hey, maybe you’re onto something, mosa: Mr T has infiltrated the Republicans and is detonating them from within. Nice!