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1. McFlock 1

   2 December 2016 at 2:29 pm

   The Great Leader felt peckish, and wondered whether he could use a can opener as well as his staff say he uses spades and hammers…
2. james 2

   2 December 2016 at 2:38 pm

   John Key wonders if a tin of spaghetti would poll higher in the preferred PM poll than Andrew Little.

   Answer – quite possibly.
   • Red Hand 2.1

     2 December 2016 at 8:30 pm

     It’s a bit unfair on John to think something like that would cross his mind.
3. Nick 3

   2 December 2016 at 2:47 pm

   Thank God this can of spaghetti has more brains than National voters…..I so love spaghetti !!
4. Ed 4

   2 December 2016 at 2:47 pm

   Will we ever close the gap with the Aussies?

   It would be a change from Corned Beef.
5. marty mars 5

   2 December 2016 at 2:52 pm

   I spose I could put this shit in the donation bin when I go out – that’ll make me look good.
6. marty mars 6

   2 December 2016 at 2:54 pm

   any pictures of ponytails on this thing…
7. Muttonbird 7

   2 December 2016 at 2:55 pm

   Why do we need food banks? There’s plenty here for everyone.
8. The decrypter 8

   2 December 2016 at 3:01 pm

   Hmmm–Chinese,1000 cans to the hectare. Done deal.
9. mac1 9

   2 December 2016 at 3:06 pm

   Rich man reflects in Damascus moment….. then seeks second opinion.
10. Nate 10

    2 December 2016 at 3:08 pm

    “You mean they actually eat this s#it?”
11. Grey Area 11

    2 December 2016 at 3:28 pm

    “What the hell is this thing and why are there so many on the shelves?”
12. The decrypter 12

    2 December 2016 at 3:31 pm

    hmmm,chinese.1000 cans to the hectare–done deal.
13. EE 13

    2 December 2016 at 3:38 pm

    Key contemplates what his word is NOT worth to Pike River Miner families.
14. joe90 14

    2 December 2016 at 3:58 pm

    Later, on the 10th floor, Ponyboy, Bill, Gerry and Joycie get to gripes with the issues of the day……
15. Pete 15

    2 December 2016 at 3:59 pm

    “You know how last night, Lord, how I asked for another earthquake, not while I’m standing here, okay?”
16. Neil 16

    2 December 2016 at 4:04 pm

    So this is what those scum bag bludging beneficiaries eat, how can we put untraceable poison in it to kill them off
    • james 16.1

      2 December 2016 at 5:53 pm

      Classy.
17. Robert Guyton 17

    2 December 2016 at 4:20 pm

    * sniffs
18. One Anonymous Bloke 18

    2 December 2016 at 4:23 pm

    Isn’t this the brand Don likes?
19. mauī 19

    2 December 2016 at 4:35 pm

    PM locked himself in Kaikoura supermarket and gorged himself while residents waited for food convoy official information request reveals.
20. Roflcopter 20

    2 December 2016 at 4:50 pm

    Oh look, tins of “Labour Party Poll Result Supporter Tears” on special…. 23% off.

    Only contains 8% “Leader Popularity” additives.
21. mauī 21

    2 December 2016 at 4:51 pm

    *John to checkout 3, john to checkout 3 bagging area. Fank you*
22. The lost sheep 22

    2 December 2016 at 5:06 pm

    Wonder whether this will be a good match for the ’49 Chateau Latour?
23. Treetop 23

    2 December 2016 at 5:08 pm

    Are these low fart beans?
24. McFlock 24

    2 December 2016 at 5:15 pm

    clean up giant turd on aisle 3, oh wait, it’s the PM.
    • mosa 24.1

      3 December 2016 at 2:30 pm

      Mc Flock – BRILLIANT
25. mosa 25

    2 December 2016 at 5:31 pm

    Oh ok this a supermarket and they do spaghetti in a tin ? cheap as chips too.
    That song was right it is paradise !

    Outrageous !
26. swordfish 26

    2 December 2016 at 5:36 pm

    PM contemplates new disposable toupee (straight out of a can !)
    “Orange worked for Donald”
27. james 27

    2 December 2016 at 5:55 pm

    John Key donates to the local labour party fund raiser by giving a can of spaghetti. Doubles labour member donations.
28. alwyn 28

    2 December 2016 at 6:09 pm

    This is what we found in Premier House when the previous PM moved out.
    Apparently this was all she ate. Washed it down with prune juice.
29. mauī 29

    2 December 2016 at 7:00 pm

    *The owner of the glock pistol found on top of the baked beans in aisle 3 can collect it from Sharon at the customer service counter. Fank you*
30. Paul Campbell 30

    2 December 2016 at 7:28 pm

    I don’t understand what’s the big deal with poverty, there’s lots of food here
31. peter swift 31

    2 December 2016 at 7:57 pm

    Some cheap and nasty shit next to a $1 tin of baked beans
32. lprent 32

    2 December 2016 at 8:01 pm

    Ummm. This is another Uber moment – isn’t it?
33. Red Hand 33

    2 December 2016 at 8:34 pm

    It’s thicker I’m after not longer.
34. mikesh 34

    2 December 2016 at 10:35 pm

    Hmmm. I can actually read the list of ingredients. The font needs to be much,
    much smaller.
35. Incognito 35

    2 December 2016 at 10:37 pm

    For Christmas I was going to send the Leader of the Opposition a can of worms but this’ll be close enough.

    Very dangerous work, being a worm farmer, and I’m surprised how cheap this is!
36. Smilin 36

    2 December 2016 at 11:41 pm

    I think I remember this product but there’s been so many over the years I cant quite remember where I first saw this one
    I remember the Bank of America though
37. Doogs 37

    3 December 2016 at 8:43 am

    “So this is what Bronagh was talking about . . . ironman food . . . must check with Richie.”
38. fender 38

    3 December 2016 at 9:00 am

    Why can’t they make it with blue sauce, it’s always this gay red colour.
39. fender 39

    3 December 2016 at 9:22 am

    It’s an orange shade of red so will make a fine Xmas gift for Viper, just something in appreciation for stirring up those lefties at TS.
40. AB 40

    3 December 2016 at 10:40 am

    Akshully I can’t recall if it was a can of baked beans. I mean there is always a whole range of factors to consider and it might of been one, but the point is that there was lots of other stuff close by and the picture isn’t always clear and we’d have to do some more work on that, maybe John Shewan could kick the tyres and if it does turn out that it was a can of beans then we’ll have some options down the road bean-wise and of course there are always strategies that can come into play in situations like that when things are an issue but they aren’t always and generally I’m comfortable with the totality of the bean situation in general terms overall because we’ve got great growth in the economy and beans are going gangbusters in terms of investment returns akshully in a global sense and that’s why people still support National
41. AB 41

    3 December 2016 at 11:12 am

    Awesome! I think I can see where the GCSB have put the microphone inside the label. Coz everyone knows that terrorists like Nucky Hager and John Stephenson eat beans. Losers!
42. AB 42

    3 December 2016 at 11:24 am

    Jeez $1.50 a can. How do you get rich on that?
43. AB 43

    3 December 2016 at 11:26 am

    Oh crap! I have to pretend to be interested in how much poor people pay for food.
44. AB 44

    3 December 2016 at 11:48 am

    Call security. Wealthy kleptomaniac in aisle 7.
45. Tophat 45

    3 December 2016 at 12:20 pm

    “The advice I have say’s that this is actually a Jihad IED . We must allocate more funds to gcsb to monitor this issue.”
46. mosa 46

    3 December 2016 at 8:58 pm

    Have i got shares in this baked bean company ?
47. Tricledrown 47

    3 December 2016 at 11:54 pm

    Memories come streaming back of the state house bill English is selling.
48. mauī 48

    4 December 2016 at 12:21 am

    In a moment of clarity that’s when he knew where all the bad organs would go, and the policy would be paid for.
    • Incognito 48.1

      4 December 2016 at 12:35 am

      Hilarious!
49. Doogs 49

    4 December 2016 at 8:06 am

    Spoken out of the corner of the mouth –

    “For god’s sake take the fucking photo and let’s get out of this place”

    Thinks –

    “Take me to Farro Fresh, quickly!”
50. doc 50

    4 December 2016 at 2:40 pm

    Hmmm that price looks cheap enough, better look at raising gst after the next elections.
51. rod 51

    4 December 2016 at 4:45 pm

    I think the All Blacks eat these baked bean things to make them run faster. I wonder how they work. I must get Bronagh to get me some.
52. Tom Gould 52

    5 December 2016 at 12:29 pm

    Gerry reckons he can do ten …
53. swordfish 53

    5 December 2016 at 9:43 pm

    Key “Oh, fuck it !, why don’t I just resign !!!”

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