Foxy on John Key and the RWC

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26 comments on “Foxy on John Key and the RWC ”

  1. Sabine 1

    oh dear.

  2. b waghorn 2

    If you look really closely there’s a tiny hoskings humping keys leg.

  3. RedLogix 3

    That’s ophthalmic cruelty.

    In related and sardonic satire:

    At some point, Sonny Bill’s noble actions are bound to affect you, too. Imagine this: you find yourself nominated for a prestigious award in your chosen industry. Against all odds, you win. Thanks to Sonny Bill Williams, you now have a 90-second window to rush out of the venue, grab the first child you see and say: “I hereby present you with the National Home Improvement Council’s excellence in roofing award. Truly, you deserve this more than I.” Otherwise, you run the risk of looking like the world’s greediest, most self-obsessed ninny. Time was you could just get drunk and lose the award in a taxi on the way home, but Williams’s unforgivable decency has taken care of that. He should be ashamed of himself, the big, kind sod.

    http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/nov/02/sony-boy-williams-medal-rugby-world-cup-ruined-sport

  4. ianmac 4

    I suspect that Key has been warned of the danger of being seen to being too smarmy to the All Blacks. Hence much lower profile this time. Be interesting if he fronts in Christchurch, Wellington and Christchurch. Bets?

  5. Roflcopter 5

    Me too please… me too please! Please don’t leave me out!

    https://twitter.com/johnkeypm/status/660579141222166528

  6. Michelle Gray 6

    Hosking wont be the only one humping Johns leg I would say most of the NZ media will be on board

  7. greywarshark 7

    Key has chicken legs. But no wings so can’t fly.

  8. The cartoon is not all that accurate as Mike Hosking cannot be seen. Because he’s on deathwatch?

    Or maybe he is there, small and hidden, scrunched between the dog’s tail and the bulging calf?

  9. Observer (Tokoroa) 9

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    It is wonderful to see the loving relationship between Richie McCaw and John Key. So touching. May they be happy ever after.

  10. Puckish Rogue 10

    Always embarrasing when some little guy tries to buddy up with the big dog

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CSrZOJoUkAEJfWc.jpg

    • Kevin 10.1

      Goes to show Key will suck up to anyone.

    • Red Blooded 10.2

      Classic diversion Pukey but this post is about your Jockstrap sniffing little friend. You’re right about him being an embarrassment though. Glad you agree.

  11. Adrian 11

    A mate said that he didn’t see much of Key at the game and afterwards, I replied that we get overdosed on the little shit only because the NZ media is so sycophantic and when he is in the real world out of here he doesn’t count ,in fact no bugger has any clue who he is.

  12. vto 12

    Sucking up to people I suspect has been Key’s m.o. since day dot

    Pity he never did something useful instead

  13. North 14

    @ 13 above – “I say Wills’……haven’t seen that gauche little Key chap round have you ? No Gramps Thank Christ ! I hear Richie’s copping it something awful though……you won’t believe this Gramps but ‘pparently someone got into his locker and nicked his ‘strap…..I kid you not !”

  14. Treetop 16

    I wouldn’t be surprised if Key was advised that there is a subliminal message (silver fern on the All Black jersey) to when the first referendum on the change of flag be held.

    For the next six days Key is on another crawl.

  15. David H 17

    And now some toerag has stolen the Cartoon, cut out Foxy’s signature, and reposted it all over Facebook. Foxy is Pissed.

  16. Smilin 18

    “Im your ever lovin dog please dont send me to the pound”