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Natwatch - Date published:
11:55 pm, June 4th, 2017 - 12 comments
Categories: john key, you couldn't make this shit up -
Tags: john who?
What a surprise! Not sure how long it was up, but Google cache still has a copy.
Looks like Granny Herald broke Govenment's embargo got so excited it prematurely ejacked on announcing John Key's Knighthood- tutt tutt pic.twitter.com/6Zh56EQC2d
— Elephant in the room (@LuxonNotMyGovt) June 4, 2017
Oops. The Herald accidentally hit publish on tomorrow’s embargoed “Sir John Key” story. https://t.co/71L6oVMDan
— Russell Brown (@publicaddress) June 4, 2017
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How ever will they get the stains out…
Please God, for once don’t let the literalist and Illiterate lose their rag over this one. Bless them with a modicum of wisdom to get that it is indeed, a joke. A bit like the Granny herald itself.
Gagging.
Oh dear. Someone got in trouble for that I’m sure.
Planned accident to generate a few extra clicks their way.
Yeah like it was the decade’s biggest secret ( sarc ).
The Herald and its staff are so excited and John would never allow any of his fan club to be in trouble.
When is the week long celebration party starting ?
Oh it’s started.
Sir J K? This had to be Monty Python…. right? Oh the dead rats we must swallow!
They really really struggled to find justification for giving Key this award but as we know knighthoods are worthless damaged titles nowadays anyway, so it kind of suits him.
And without doubt he deserved some sort of award, issued from hell perhaps, for his services in crucifying the truth. And taxhavens. NZ and politics will never be the same, and not in a good way.
Still, if this meaningless Weetbix card award meant the slimey dodgy prick resigned as PM, it was the bargain basement price of the millenia, (sorry Weetbix to taint you with that arsehole).
QFT
Anyone who accepts a knighthood these days is essentially corrupt.
Is English your first language ?
Is understanding English and its nuances one of your educational successes?
@ Keith (5) … Key was knighted for “services to the state.” In our language, what we all know it to be, treason.
It takes a lot of guts to get involved with the murder of three year old children and other innocents ….
Key lost seconds of sleep making that hard decision …..
And he had the guts to get kiwi kids living in cars …..
show the man some respect for his greedy guts and services to money ……
Sir Johnny Madeoff