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11:40 am, October 24th, 2009 - 69 comments
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Well what a fiasco yesterday’s launch of National’s brave new $36 million education policy was. Despite Key claiming the plan was one of the most important steps his Government would ever take, teachers and principals boycotted the event in droves. Even the government’s education policy advisor Prof John Hattie said the new policy was potentially “disastrous” and government should be ready to pull the plug immediately if if begins to show detrimental effects.
There’s at least a couple of reasons why opposition by educationalists is significant. For one, policy reforms often require a lot of good will on behalf of those charged with implementation. That’s why you involve people in the process, so they feel a part of the changes and buy-in to the process, and so go beyond the call of duty to make it work when the inevitable rocky parts of the change emerge. Without buy-in, especially in very people-based processes, you get low uptake, chain-dragging and even sabotage to ensure the changes fail.
The other significance of educationalists boycotting the launch is that it suggests they believe the changes won’t work, might be harmful or are just a plain old foolhardy waste of precious resources that’ll achieve nothing more than boost National’s polling for a while. But then I guess, what would the Principals’ Federation or the NZEI know about education compared to a retired currency trader turned politician? Being pointy-headed PC liberals and all, teachers and principals just work with actual students every day and probably don’t even appreciate National’s need for vacuous populism in education policy.
So now we have National Party politicians deciding what’s best for our kids while ignoring the expert opinions of professional educators.
In a comic parade act of exquisite unintentional irony Key commented that “The future of New Zealand does not lie with the Government, it lies with the children at school now.” Christ, ain’t that the truth. Heaven help them.
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Ludicrously, RadioNZ stopped parents outside school gates to ask if they thought these standards were a good thing, without asking if they have any idea what they will mean. The rest of the media were predictably worse. No wonder the level of political debate is so low when the media just repeat govt press releases as if they were facts.
agreed. but then it is a policy specifically designed to appeal to those who haven’t actually got a clue about the policy and whose views on education amount to “3Rs good, stuff i never got bad”
There is a huge amount of hypocrisy in the stance taken by the educational unions. There are already national everythings you can think of in schools. There are standardised assessments measures, there is a national curriculum, there is a national collective agreement, there is the Ministry of Education directing much of the operation of schools.
There is also a huge amount of national fearmongering whipped up by the unions on this issue, yet they are the ones who are calling for Tomorrows Schools to be abolished and the Ministry to run the schools directly as well.
As a senior principal said to me, this is a very reasonable requirement because schools don’t have to report any assessment data back to the government yet the government pours a huge amount of money into the educational system, there just has to be some core accountability for that money.
It’s not hard to see where the unions are coming from with this. They want the poorly performing teachers who are tucked away in their schools to be protected as long as possible from objective assessment of their performance and abilities. When it comes down to it unions are full of people who couldn’t do a real job if they tried.
Here’s where the Unions are coming from.
Dead link but it is as I have described. All of a sudden these poorly performing teachers are under the national spotlight. The unions have been helping them to hide in their individual schools for decades.
First of all Swampy, how about you educate yourself as to what the history of National Standards have done to education systems in societies like America. It is almost universally (by teachers, psychologists and education experts) considered to be a failure as their children end up learning “to the test” and not actually learning any of the skills that schools should be teaching their pupils (critical thinking and research skills just to name a couple). National Standards effectively tell teachers what they have to cover to “succeed” at getting their pupils through the system. However, the system isn’t what we are meant to be teaching them for, we are meant to be teaching them in preparation for the real world.
Also, in the case of the accountability of schools, they have their feet held to the fire every few years by, what is essentially, the auditing agency ERO (Education Review Office). Every teacher is investigated and worked with to determine their professional capabilities and how well they are performing within their assigned roles. Schools are held very accountable for their actions and expenses. To say you “talked to a senior principal” is to not say much as it would be interesting to know what his background was. Did he run a large school? Was it public, private or integrated? Various questions along these lines would tell us a lot as to where this quoted opinion of yours actually came from (not the least of which would be the context of the conversation).
Before attempting to speak from a position of authority on a matter, I recommend educating yourself on the discussion at hand rather than just spewing vitriol at very hard working people in what is a very challenging job.
The standards already exist, PAT testing has been around for a long long time and is part of the education establishment in this country. Good schools use stuff like the PAT internally to assess the performance of their teachers. That type of testing is well recognised and supported (NZCER etc).
I have many teacher friends, most of them do not support a lot of the views of the PPTA/NZEI, they recognise that these unions have a political agenda and that in some matters it is politics first, education second. The Principals Federation was very foolish to boycott the launch because they have shown it is politics first, they are employees of the government and public servants and are expected to serve at the end of the day.
according to all the experts the present new zealand education system is among the top 5% in the world and now national wants to change it. specifically commodify it so schools can be ranked and then sold off.
is there no limit to the craven creepiness of this government?
while i firmly believe the need for standards and reports, when has ever a new set of standards going to help the 20% that Johnkey says are failing?
Another set of standards are going to help no one and the money wasted could be better spent on extra tuition/help needed to bring that 20% up to the level of all other pupils.
Every day Johnkey opens his mouth, more absolute rubbish escapes.
The standards already exist, just not nationalised. Schools already use these measures in house, at least the good ones do.
The unions simply don’t want bad teachers coming to the attention of the ministry, they as usual are defending people’s rights to a job for life no matter how useless they are.
“No Child Left Behind” – the worst education policy in recent times. Now we have our own version. It is best to let the people who are experts in their field to actually help shape the policy that will affect everyone’s future rather than let politicians form the policy in a reactionary manner to score cheap points with voters.
When it becomes obvious that Decile 1 schools around the country are universally worse than Decile 10 schools, might it become more apparent to you that the success of our children is dependent on more than just the teachers?
And as a final note, where was the Select Committee on this? I certainly don’t remember one.
When I read on NCLB I find there is about equal views for and against, there are going to be some changes to improve it but Obama is not going to dump it.
You see the NCLB was not a Bush push at all costs, it attracted widespread bipartisan support in the political era it was created in. It was taken through the legislative process by no lesser a leftie than Ted Kennedy. The number of votes in favour in both Houses was around 90%. It is rare to find that kind of unanimity in NZ for any kind of major policy like that.
So if this is our version then it can’t be so bad as all the naysayers here make out. Professor Hattie, well he has said that it could be an incredible opportunity if it works out.
The government has spent nearly a year talking to the teachers unions about this policy, even if Tolley has stuffed it up a bit, they have talked.
what tired bollocks you peddle swampy. when was the last time you read anything, the early 80s?
i suggest you save yourself further embarrassment and defer to Zorr’s informed position.
I have an informed position also, it just happens not to be the position of the left wing unions who are campaigning against the Government, and a policy they see as hostile to their political interests.
This is a policy completely driven by populism, led by a moron and supported by cynical idiots.
http://static.radionz.net.nz/assets/audio_item/0010/2105848/mnr-20091023-0824-British_schools_study_shows_three_Rs_approach_a_failure-m048.asx
Yep, “back to the 3 r’s” really is just another step in Nationals “back in the good old days” anti intellectualism, its rubbish, and i’ll be not one bit surprised if it fails.
Any one notice Anne Tolley on close up I think it was. “Teachers have been telling us that 4 reports a year is too many to write, so we have set the minimum at 2” ermm conclusion doesn’t follow from premise?
There are all sorts of reason to oppose this vast National Ltd® social engineering experiment, not the least of them being the fact that it doesn’t work, as Ron has pointed out above and the UK media is reporting. The empirical evidence is abundant and clear, so what is National Ltd® really up to with this so called “one of the most important steps (the) Government would ever take “?
Is it too much to consider this latest piece of legislation in light of the increasingly frightening surveillance state being imposed via rafts of increasingly draconian and intrusive legislation being pushed through a parliament increasingly spending its time in urgency?
Each and every individual student will be tracked through primary school by the Government (or whatever private enterprise it contracts this function out to) and reports on any deviation from some contrived “norm” will be noted at least 16 times before that child reaches college. What other uses, I wonder, can this data be put to?
i agree BLiP, when you have the Privacy Commissioner describing National’s plans as “chilling” while the media blithely reports about cats in freezers, you know things will only get worse.
just wait till they start cross-matching the data with DNA samples from the Guthrie tests. of course it’ll all be to stop the terrists.
Whoops, the Guardian is a left wing paper. And the unions are left wing. And National is a right wing government. Is there a pattern here? Don’t be silly. The lefties would never, never, never attack a right wing government’s policy, would they? LOL
If people don’t really want national standards then what do they really want? There are a couple of things that come to mind:
1. They want bad teachers to keep their jobs, so they need to make sure that nothing that shows up these teachers, like assessment data from their classrooms, ever comes to the attention of the government or the education ministry.
2. They want pupils not to compete against each other for the best marks.
When old school educationalists campaign for the basics (the 3 Rs) what they are really asking for is for all the PC nonsense that is being put into schools these days to be put on the back burner. You can have art and music taught as long as they are not detracting from the 3 Rs.
Attack the messenger, eh Swampy? Well, here you go, here’s the link to the Cambride University report – yes, Cambridge – that last bastion of upper class privilegde. Probably still not good enough for you, eh Swampy?
Probably not, plenty of nonsense comes out of ivory towers these days.
Get with it. There are already nationalised assessments. The only difference is that schools up until now don’t have to report the individual teachers’ results back. That is in a nutshell why there is such a huge song and dance from the unions, who see it as their mission in life to defend the “underdogs” of bad teachers who couldn’t get a job in the real world.
If you want to know why schools are failing, it will start with bad leadership, usually at the level of the principal and there will also be a number of poorly performing teachers as well. In a bad school the mediocrity gets perpetuated and even rewarded. But the unions will always defend them until the bitter end. Some of them even become union organisers and leaders.
As I thought – even when confronted with the empirical evidence you still deny reality.
One study says one thing. If you can provide ten studies that all say the same thing you might be more convincing. The UK education system is significantly different. As the report makes clear the government has significantly more day to day involvement in the running of schools than is the case here. It is a different ballgame by a long way.
It’s disappointing that the report you quote proposes a huge liberalisation of their curriculum when what has to be done really is to stop the political manipulation of their schools by the government. We don’t have that here and it is an important difference. Strangely the unions here are calling for schools to come under greater central control. They must think local boards are really some sort of threat to principals and teachers.
The Labour Party is far more in tune with this, we should remember that they pushed through a lot more legislation and social engineering because that is what they do.
There is no Surveillance Bill before Parliament, there is a proposal written by the left wing legal elite in the Law Commission for a law, which I think is stupid.
Tell me this, if there is no such thing as the Search and Surveillance Bill then why is there a Parliamentary Committee hearing submissions on it?
Is it just another union-inspired piece of defiance in the face of a National Ltd® government?
This Bill is before a select committee. It is not being pushed through under urgency. You are a dishonest scaremongerer.
Oh, now it does exist? What, the booze wearing off is it?
Ooops. (The moderators can delete a few posts for me if they think this is getting out of hand)
slow learner swampy, that does explain a fair bit mind.
How about sticking to the politics and leaving the character assassination out of it (which as written above is all a load of rubbish anyway).
I work in the education system and it is plain, this is just another front for union whingers to attack the National government. They all seem to have forgotten they are public servants. Buutveld boycotting the launch makes him look like a politician, would he be so brave if he were still leading a school.
Haha this is such crap. Teachers are the hired help, . They aren’t the masters of the universe. If so many kids can’t read and write with the current system, and so many don’t get NCEA level 2 and 3 when it is easy to get, then the system needs to be changed. Parents support their kids and schools having some accountability. I hope that this issue dominates the next election. The parents versus the unions and scared mediocre teachers. Great. This is why Labour is at 25% or whatever it is. ‘Lets just teach kids to feel good’. The unions and the principals need to get in behind this or get the sack. They misunderstand their role. I have some sympathy for the teachers, but not the teachers union.
How many is so many?
That data is being collected by the Ministry for government use. Its just a simple tweak of the legislation, if it doesn’t exist already, for this data to be shared by other departments. Given the latest raft of legislation, there’s nothing to stop the police having a rummage through the data to identify citizens requiring some pre-emptive “intervention”. Smirk all you like, those are the facts.
Educational data has always been collected, you are scaremongering. It is also proposed by Labour that there be increased “early intervention” in families which brings us closer to a surveillance state
What are you guys so scared of – accountability?
As a father of 3 ankle biters I’m rapt that I’ll get a snapshot of their progress in the basics.
These precious teachers that are crying about this need to remember who pays them and what their actual job is
And you’re not doing the job of teaching them – why? Probably because you’d be inadequate to the task? Should you disqualify yourself from being a parent? After all your kids are relying on you…
This policy on education has been made with no significant consultation or agreement with the people who actually do the task, by someone who appears to be educationally illiterate. For some reason she lacks the respect of the people she is trying to tell how to do their job. Moreover rather than finding new money for an untried, untested, and in the opinion of the educators – seriously flawed and meaningless populist policy, the government is removing money from courses that are tested and have proved to be effective.
But fuck and dang it – ya’ll just have to have faith that the moronic fuckwits have got it right first time (and for the first time as well)…
Personally, I’d suggest that you might want to look at hitting John Key up for getting a better qualified minister
FYI we invest a great deal of time in our kids – its our job to get them prepared for school and the teachers job to inform us how they are performing. Simple really – just need to get the ego’s under control
Mike. Great expression “we invest so much time in our kids.” People who claim they do, probably don’t. Most of your contributions on this site are generally flame or trolling and usually poorly informed. My experience of most school reporting is that in 3R’s there is a comprehensive section on Reading, Writing and Mathematics. (Remember that portfolios complement the written report and include samples of analysed work, an age levelled running record of reading behaviours, and a Numeracy level based on the Mathematics Curriculum.
Your energies should be addressed to your beloved leaders to commit to reducing classroom sizes dramatically so that your children can receive greater attention. Given that each child is entitled to the same amount of teacher instructional time as your children – consider that a class of 30 children, each child would be entitled to 12.1/2 minutes of teacher time per day (if they were being taught one to one).
I think that the reason that she lacks the respect of (some) teachers is because she is in the National party, not the Labour party, and that is disgraceful. She is actually doing a very good job. As I say I hope that this is the issue that defines the 2011 election. Parents versus teachers in the Union whose main man is now in the Labour party.
Bad luck, CuriO. The issue that defines the next election is going to be corruption. Or incompetence. Or the ETS. In fact, any number of things that piss Kiwis off about this Daddy State government.
Tolley’s off her trolley and she is certainly going to help bring a Labour led Government back, but education is not a defining issue, just part of the death of a thousand cuts.
BTW, care to explain the following sentence?
“Parents versus teachers in the Union whose main man is now in the Labour party.”
No standard for you. Fail.
I think she is struggling to turn in a better performance than her predecessor Chris Carter, for sure.
Your union comments are spot on, they all campaigned for Labour and told their members who to vote for.
There is nothing new in this policy, these standardised assessments already exist and are being used by the better schools.
I would take anything the union leadership says with a grain of salt. As usual, they have a predetermined position of opposition to National. Whilst some of what they say and do is done with the true intent of education at heart, a lot of what the unions exist for is to oppose right wing policies and to push their left wing agenda. You won’t hear any acknowledgement from the unions of a divergence in views in these matters across the schools of NZ. They make a lot of noise about the negatives, just like any politician.
There is nothing new in this policy, these standardised assessments already exist and are being used
and yet National are blowing $36M and claim it’s “one of the most important steps this government will take”. odd don’t you think swampy?
$36 million is a piffling amount, really just enough to pay a few bureacrats to collect the data and make sure the schools have all the resources to report it. What they are doing is making it compulsory for the schools to report these assessments which only some schools actually use now and don’t have to report.
Rubbish, the government and unions have been talking about this policy for nearly a year.
This is the educational establishment seeking to defend their own agenda and their way of organising their political campaigning and social engineering agenda from electoral accountability.
Swampy, this is rubbish reasoning. It has nothing to do with the educational establishment or unions. It is about international best practise, and these tests are not that . ..
The schools get billions from the government each year. They don’t have to report anything back in return. Getting them to report their data is a pretty small demand for accountability’s sake. As the tests for the most part already exist there is nothing new except the centralised collection.
The schools have to have some kinds of assessments, the PAT tests and the like are all well developed and supported in the educational community so the basic principles are sound. I expect the standards will be based on the PAT and the other standardised assessments like STAR etc which schools already use to determine their performance in house. They report those results to their boards, if they are a good school.
Mike, you are clearly ignorant of how the NZ state education works.I have successfully raised and educated 3 children. All of them reaching tertiary level youngest is still completing her tertiary studies. Every state school my children attended provided clear data on their scholastic progress at the end of each term . Primary Intermediate and Secondary level. I never had any difficulty at any time with any of the schools they attended,rural and urban,boarding as well when asking for progress reports or meetings with teachers on any issue regarding my offspring.The prejudice implicit in your remarks displays an unwarranted amount of disrespect for an embattled and grossly under resourced profession and sector.
Do your time as a member of a school Board of Trustees as my partner and I have . Then see if you have the same ill informed opinion of our seriously and inexcusably underfunded education system!
1.0 Currently in New York amazing work is being done in public schools far worse off then our own through Bloomberg electing Joel Klein and Carmen Farina to reform 1200 public schools. What they have done is broadly similar, instigating national standards, bulk funding, and focusing on the 3 R’s. The UK is certainly not the full story.
1.1 New York is dealing with 1.1 million students, analagous to New Zealand’s national secondary student population. Another point of interest is to read up on the KIPP schools in California that bring what Malcolm Gladwell calls an ethos of ‘the chinese rice paddy’ to education. This is where public education should be heading, and the only reason it won’t is because of union politics getting in the way of student benefit. Read Outliers and Gladwells chapter on the KIPP schools. What our students really need more then flash new computers is time.
2.0 One question I have is why is it NZ teachers will not accept a merit-based payrate system? At my secondary school there were some excellent teachers who I would gladly pay more tax for if I knew my money was going to go to them specifically. Equally there were some excellently mediocre teachers who were passengers and I imagine are terrified at this new turn of political events. I would not want my money to go to them because they don’t deserve it.
3.0 I look at the statistics on level 2 and 3 NCEA especially, never mind tertiary education at this juncture, and I ponder how it is that a large swathe of teachers and the union can believe that there is no problem. If we are doing okay relatively speaking, it is more an indictment on the state of education internationally then a testament to our own excellence.
4.0 Make no mistake there are many very good teachers in New Zealand, but a lot of the criticism being made against this policy arises from a basic shameful premise. Fear of accountablility.
CuriO – another National party hack. He quotes readings to enhance his argument. But uses then for than twice within a couple of paragraphs…. back to basics for you, CuriO. Odd that you already had the ability to assess a teacher’s abilities (Mrs Jones spends all day looking out of her kitchen window – I can see her from my bedroom).
CuriO there is no argument about measuring progress. It would appear to be the methodology that is in question.
And for your information, accountability in the education system has been in existence for years.
Accountability by and large only exists in individual schools, where bad schools can perpetuate mediocrity. It is hard to escape the conclusion that this nationalised reporting will pick out the bad teachers and bring more pressure to bear on local schools to get rid of them.
The methodology is just the same as it has always been except for national reporting.
and that costs $36M?
what happened to governments being accountable for their spending?
What are you talking about? $36 million is piffling and that would be spread over several years?
might not sound like a lot in the world of big business accounting, but $36M is a lot to waste and not that piffling if you’re struggling to run a school.
There is a huge difference between the reports you receive, and the raw assessment data. The important thing to consider is you just receive a report on what your kids have done. Unless and even if you talk to other parents it is hard to get a full picture of what is happening in the school.
The data for a whole class could show that there is a class wide problem which falls back on the poor performance of individual teachers. This process already happens in house in the better schools. The unions are opposing the idea that this should become a national reporting standard because they want to protect the jobs of poorly performing teachers and it is easier to hide their results in individual schools. Look at what happened when the ministry set up its enrolment database, all of a sudden they discovered hundreds of kids falling between the cracks not being enrolled. That is what will happen with these national standards, teachers will be under the spotlight like they never have been before.
“Even the government’s education policy advisor Prof John Hattie said the new policy was potentially “disastrous’ and government should be ready to pull the plug immediately if if begins to show detrimental effects.”
This is dishonest quoting. Hattie actually said
“There is an incredible opportunity here if we get it right, there is a disaster if we get it wrong.”
In other words, unlike you, the educational expert professor Hattie CAN SEE THAT NATIONAL STANDARDS COULD DO A LOT OF GOOD FOR EDUCATION IN NZ SCHOOLS.
This is a huge storm in a teacup. It is primarily about the left wing union leadership campaigning against and opposing the National Government. Since this government was democratically elected to represent us, the leadership of these unions is guilty of hijacking the NZ education system for political purposes and should hang their heads in shame.
If teachers and principals were to remain silent and simply cower in the face of National Ltd® and carry out what they know will be a failure then they should hang their heads in shame. It is you who is insisting on force-feeding a fundamentally flawed policy down the throats of future generations that should hang her head in shame.
So, so sad. There is nothing new in these standards. National assessments have existed for decades. It is a load of rubbish what is being put out there by the opposition to this policy. Professor Hattie says “There is an incredible opportunity here if we get it right”.
The fact is the unions don’t know this will be a failure. They know it will threaten what they stand for and believe in. However the Governmment is elected to make the policy, not the educational establishment and teachers’ political lobby groups. When you look at it the unions are opposed to a lot of things in defence of their own position. That is hardly unusual but it is unreasonable to expect the educational system to be set up as a breeding ground and pillar of union activism and left wing political campaigning.
And more red tape from the party that promised less red tape. Good one, National.
The trolling on this thread shows how anxious NACT is on this issue. It was just not Principals who declined to attend the launch. Leading internationally recognised academics / educationalists declined, and I hear JK noted their absence. The message the minnions sent out was that we ignored your advice on this issue, but we will listen in future, yeah right. Hattie a’int the only expert in NZ.
CuriO, your datapoints from the US have no relevance here. US education is in crisis, Bloomberg or no Bloomberg.
We already have National Standards, and have had them since we were kids. PAT it is called. Mike, when your kids actually attend school your may want to track their PAT results, which teachers are more than happy to share with you already.
National Standards are a crap campaign promise that does nothing to further our kids education. All the international evidence shows that this is a retrograde step.
We are failing 20% of kids in our schools, but they are easily recognised now, disproportionately Maori and Pacific Island boys. We do not need tests to tell us that . ..
agreed on all counts, especially the reason for the fervor of the trolls.
NACT trolling, LOL. I have nothing to do with any political party. But Labour has their dirty hands stamped all over the negative campaigning attacks by the unions for sure. The Principals Federation is complicit in this, there was at least one principal who attended and supported it as it was launched at his school. Buutveld is toeing the NZEI line as a former branch president, sadly predictable.
The truth about this policy is that it is a storm in a teacup that has been shamefully hijacked for political ends by the teachers unions. It is a piffling amount of money being expended in a very minor change that will not have the negative impact that is being hyped up by the Labour party’s union friends the way it has. National is not spending hundreds of millions in social engineering the way Labour does (think about much bigger Clark policies like the useless TEC) and the result is not going to be anything like as far reaching as all the scaremongering makes out.
NACT trolling, LOL. I have nothing to do with any political party
And yet you knew exactly who sk and sprout were referring to, eh Swampy?
Slow clap for you.
You guys are laughable.
Mr Key credited Auckland University professor John Hattie as one of his main inspirations for the scheme, but Mr Hattie has put the Government on two years’ notice to prove it is using the system correctly.
“There is an incredible opportunity here if we get it right”
So you guys are against trying to improve the schooling system, nice one.
Or is it more of a case of your just lick spittling to teacher union members?
Roberto, clearly you’re not in the habit of arguing from an informed position, but perhaps you should listen to the interview with Prof Hattie in the 3rd link of the above post, it’ll give you a clearer picture of just how concerned he is with this lunatic grab for populist votes at the expense of children’s best educational interests.
He didn’t use those words, I bet.
Read the full thing here
I had a read, and this whole scenario brings to mind a scene from Torchwood where the ministers are discussing what children to give to the invaders. They use the excuse “If we can’t identify the worst kids, the ones that will go on to cost the state, the ones that will turn to crime, then what on earth are school league tables for?”
When you’ve got teachers being advised to give A’s to students that write such “the san and the nite rise n the eaf” it’s no wonder that this next generation are going to be dumber than the last when it comes to literacy.
Then there’s this photo which quite clearly tells us just where John Key thinks the poorly performing kids belong.
“it’s no wonder that this next generation are going to be dumber than the last when it comes to literacy”
Not that the last is all that much better: try telling a certain semi-literate late middle-aged civic administrator the correct spelling of “Whanganui” and watch the sparks fly…