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- Minister acknowledges passing of Sir Robert Martin (KNZM)New Zealand lost a true legend when internationally renowned disability advocate Sir Robert Martin (KNZM) passed away at his home in Whanganui last night, Disabilities Issues Minister Louise Upston says. “Our Government’s thoughts are with his wife Lynda, family and community, those he has worked with, the disability community in ...18 hours ago
- Speech to New Zealand Institute of International Affairs, Parliament – Annual Lecture: Challenges ...Good evening – Before discussing the challenges and opportunities facing New Zealand’s foreign policy, we’d like to first acknowledge the New Zealand Institute of International Affairs. You have contributed to debates about New Zealand foreign policy over a long period of time, and we thank you for hosting us. ...18 hours ago
- Accelerating airport security linesFrom today, passengers travelling internationally from Auckland Airport will be able to keep laptops and liquids in their carry-on bags for security screening thanks to new technology, Transport Minister Simeon Brown says. “Creating a more efficient and seamless travel experience is important for holidaymakers and businesses, enabling faster movement through ...20 hours ago
- Community hui to talk about kina barrensPeople with an interest in the health of Northland’s marine ecosystems are invited to a public meeting to discuss how to deal with kina barrens, Oceans and Fisheries Minister Shane Jones says. Mr Jones will lead the discussion, which will take place on Friday, 10 May, at Awanui Hotel in ...1 day ago
- Kiwi exporters win as NZ-EU FTA enters into forceKiwi exporters are $100 million better off today with the NZ EU FTA entering into force says Trade Minister Todd McClay. “This is all part of our plan to grow the economy. New Zealand's prosperity depends on international trade, making up 60 per cent of the country’s total economic activity. ...1 day ago
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- Ō-Rākau Remembrance Bill passes first readingThe return of the historic Ō-Rākau battle site to the descendants of those who fought there moved one step closer today with the first reading of Te Pire mō Ō-Rākau, Te Pae o Maumahara / The Ō-Rākau Remembrance Bill. The Bill will entrust the 9.7-hectare battle site, five kilometres west ...2 days ago
- Government to boost public EV charging networkEnergy Minister Simeon Brown has announced 25 new high-speed EV charging hubs along key routes between major urban centres and outlined the Government’s plan to supercharge New Zealand’s EV infrastructure. The hubs will each have several chargers and be capable of charging at least four – and up to 10 ...2 days ago
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- Independent review into disability support servicesThe Government has announced an independent review into the disability support system funded by the Ministry of Disabled People – Whaikaha. Disability Issues Minister Louise Upston says the review will look at what can be done to strengthen the long-term sustainability of Disability Support Services to provide disabled people and ...2 days ago
- Justice Minister updates UN on law & order planJustice Minister Paul Goldsmith has attended the Universal Periodic Review in Geneva and outlined the Government’s plan to restore law and order. “Speaking to the United Nations Human Rights Council provided us with an opportunity to present New Zealand’s human rights progress, priorities, and challenges, while responding to issues and ...2 days ago
- Ending emergency housing motels in RotoruaThe Government and Rotorua Lakes Council are committed to working closely together to end the use of contracted emergency housing motels in Rotorua. Associate Minister of Housing (Social Housing) Tama Potaka says the Government remains committed to ending the long-term use of contracted emergency housing motels in Rotorua by the ...2 days ago
- Trade Minister travels to Riyadh, OECD, and DubaiTrade Minister Todd McClay heads overseas today for high-level trade talks in the Gulf region, and a key OECD meeting in Paris. Mr McClay will travel to Riyadh to meet with counterparts from Saudi Arabia and the Gulf Cooperation Council (GCC). “New Zealand’s goods and services exports to the Gulf region ...3 days ago
- Education priorities focused on lifting achievementEducation Minister Erica Stanford has outlined six education priorities to deliver a world-leading education system that sets Kiwi kids up for future success. “I’m putting ambition, achievement and outcomes at the heart of our education system. I want every child to be inspired and engaged in their learning so they ...3 days ago
- NZTA App first step towards digital driver licenceThe new NZ Transport Agency (NZTA) App is a secure ‘one stop shop’ to provide the services drivers need, Transport Minister Simeon Brown and Digitising Government Minister Judith Collins say. “The NZTA App will enable an easier way for Kiwis to pay for Vehicle Registration and Road User Charges (RUC). ...3 days ago
- Supporting whānau out of emergency housingWhānau with tamariki growing up in emergency housing motels will be prioritised for social housing starting this week, says Associate Housing Minister Tama Potaka. “Giving these whānau a better opportunity to build healthy stable lives for themselves and future generations is an essential part of the Government’s goal of reducing ...3 days ago
- Tribute to Dave O'SullivanRacing Minister Winston Peters has paid tribute to an icon of the industry with the recent passing of Dave O’Sullivan (OBE). “Our sympathies are with the O’Sullivan family with the sad news of Dave O’Sullivan’s recent passing,” Mr Peters says. “His contribution to racing, initially as a jockey and then ...3 days ago
- Speech – Eid al-FitrAssalaamu alaikum, greetings to you all. Eid Mubarak, everyone! I want to extend my warmest wishes to you and everyone celebrating this joyous occasion. It is a pleasure to be here. I have enjoyed Eid celebrations at Parliament before, but this is my first time joining you as the Minister ...3 days ago
- Government saves access to medicinesAssociate Health Minister David Seymour has announced Pharmac’s largest ever budget of $6.294 billion over four years, fixing a $1.774 billion fiscal cliff. “Access to medicines is a crucial part of many Kiwis’ lives. We’ve committed to a budget allocation of $1.774 billion over four years so Kiwis are ...3 days ago
- Pharmac Chair appointedHon Paula Bennett has been appointed as member and chair of the Pharmac board, Associate Health Minister David Seymour announced today. "Pharmac is a critical part of New Zealand's health system and plays a significant role in ensuring that Kiwis have the best possible access to medicines,” says Mr Seymour. ...4 days ago
- Taking action on Fetal Alcohol Spectrum DisorderHundreds of New Zealand families affected by Fetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorder (FASD) will benefit from a new Government focus on prevention and treatment, says Health Minister Dr Shane Reti. “We know FASD is a leading cause of preventable intellectual and neurodevelopmental disability in New Zealand,” Dr Reti says. “Every day, ...5 days ago
- New sports complex opens in KaikoheRegional Development Minister Shane Jones today attended the official opening of Kaikohe’s new $14.7 million sports complex. “The completion of the Kaikohe Multi Sports Complex is a fantastic achievement for the Far North,” Mr Jones says. “This facility not only fulfils a long-held dream for local athletes, but also creates ...5 days ago
- Diplomacy needed more than everForeign Minister Winston Peters’ engagements in Türkiye this week underlined the importance of diplomacy to meet growing global challenges. “Returning to the Gallipoli Peninsula to represent New Zealand at Anzac commemorations was a sombre reminder of the critical importance of diplomacy for de-escalating conflicts and easing tensions,” Mr Peters ...5 days ago
- Anzac Commemorative Address, Buttes New British Cemetery BelgiumAmbassador Millar, Burgemeester, Vandepitte, Excellencies, military representatives, distinguished guests, ladies and gentlemen – good morning and welcome to this sacred Anzac Day dawn service. It is an honour to be here on behalf of the Government and people of New Zealand at Buttes New British Cemetery, Polygon Wood – a deeply ...6 days ago
- Anzac Commemorative Address – NZ National Service, Chunuk BairDistinguished guests - It is an honour to return once again to this site which, as the resting place for so many of our war-dead, has become a sacred place for generations of New Zealanders. Our presence here and at the other special spaces of Gallipoli is made ...7 days ago
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- PM announces changes to portfoliosPaul Goldsmith will take on responsibility for the Media and Communications portfolio, while Louise Upston will pick up the Disability Issues portfolio, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon announced today. “Our Government is relentlessly focused on getting New Zealand back on track. As issues change in prominence, I plan to adjust Ministerial ...1 week ago
- New catch limits for unique fishery areasRecreational catch limits will be reduced in areas of Fiordland and the Chatham Islands to help keep those fisheries healthy and sustainable, Oceans and Fisheries Minister Shane Jones says. The lower recreational daily catch limits for a range of finfish and shellfish species caught in the Fiordland Marine Area and ...1 week ago
- Minister welcomes hydrogen milestoneEnergy Minister Simeon Brown has welcomed an important milestone in New Zealand’s hydrogen future, with the opening of the country’s first network of hydrogen refuelling stations in Wiri. “I want to congratulate the team at Hiringa Energy and its partners K one W one (K1W1), Mitsui & Co New Zealand ...1 week ago
- Urgent changes to system through first RMA Amendment BillThe coalition Government is delivering on its commitment to improve resource management laws and give greater certainty to consent applicants, with a Bill to amend the Resource Management Act (RMA) expected to be introduced to Parliament next month. RMA Reform Minister Chris Bishop has today outlined the first RMA Amendment ...1 week ago
- Overseas decommissioning models consideredOverseas models for regulating the oil and gas sector, including their decommissioning regimes, are being carefully scrutinised as a potential template for New Zealand’s own sector, Resources Minister Shane Jones says. The Coalition Government is focused on rebuilding investor confidence in New Zealand’s energy sector as it looks to strengthen ...1 week ago
- Release of North Island Severe Weather Event InquiryEmergency Management and Recovery Minister Mark Mitchell has today released the Report of the Government Inquiry into the response to the North Island Severe Weather Events. “The report shows that New Zealand’s emergency management system is not fit-for-purpose and there are some significant gaps we need to address,” Mr Mitchell ...1 week ago
- Justice Minister to attend Human Rights CouncilJustice Minister Paul Goldsmith is today travelling to Europe where he’ll update the United Nations Human Rights Council on the Government’s work to restore law and order. “Attending the Universal Periodic Review in Geneva provides us with an opportunity to present New Zealand’s human rights progress, priorities, and challenges, while ...1 week ago
- Patterson reopens world’s largest wool scouring facilityAssociate Agriculture Minister, Mark Patterson, formally reopened the world’s largest wool processing facility today in Awatoto, Napier, following a $50 million rebuild and refurbishment project. “The reopening of this facility will significantly lift the economic opportunities available to New Zealand’s wool sector, which already accounts for 20 per cent of ...1 week ago
- Speech to the Southland Otago Regional Engineering Collective Summit, 18 April 2024Hon Andrew Bayly, Minister for Small Business and Manufacturing At the Southland Otago Regional Engineering Collective (SOREC) Summit, 18 April, Dunedin Ngā mihi nui, Ko Andrew Bayly aho, Ko Whanganui aho Good Afternoon and thank you for inviting me to open your summit today. I am delighted ...1 week ago
- Government to introduce revised Three Strikes lawThe Government is delivering on its commitment to bring back the Three Strikes legislation, Associate Justice Minister Nicole McKee announced today. “Our Government is committed to restoring law and order and enforcing appropriate consequences on criminals. We are making it clear that repeat serious violent or sexual offending is not ...1 week ago
- New diplomatic appointmentsForeign Minister Winston Peters has today announced four new diplomatic appointments for New Zealand’s overseas missions. “Our diplomats have a vital role in maintaining and protecting New Zealand’s interests around the world,” Mr Peters says. “I am pleased to announce the appointment of these senior diplomats from the ...1 week ago
- Humanitarian support for Ethiopia and SomaliaNew Zealand is contributing NZ$7 million to support communities affected by severe food insecurity and other urgent humanitarian needs in Ethiopia and Somalia, Foreign Minister Rt Hon Winston Peters announced today. “Over 21 million people are in need of humanitarian assistance across Ethiopia, with a further 6.9 million people ...1 week ago
- Watch live: Labour leader Chris Hipkins speaks to media
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- IPAC wants to see acknowledgement of all cyber breaches against public figuresThe Inter-Parliamentary Alliance, whose members were victims of a China-backed cyber attack, is discussing forming a standing committee to deal with foreign influence. ...41 mins ago
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Listen here now little fella.
Let’s cut the crap now eh! Enough of the Neoliberal match play.
“I’ve come for the spare Number 7 jersey to wear for next Saturday?”
“OK guys forget what Shag tells you about team work and co-operation, that’s all socialist clap trap. It’s every man for himself out there. Then one of you can have all of the wealth and the rest can have a pittance. Sound good?”
Richie “You can put him down now, there’s a chap”
“Hey Mister when I grow up can I be big and strong like you?”
“I am not sure that Hobbits ever grow up son”
I’ve never met a manlet….
All was going well for Gulliver, until he met the leader of the Lilliputians.
“Oi, Pinocchio! You seen a guy with some magic beans around here?”
Sorry, what’s your name again little man? or…
John Key is beLittled.
Er hello Sam….I think I just **** my pants!
McCaw looks on happy to be benched.
Help! Help! This giant is crushing my tiny man-hand
This isn’t your chicken feeding hand is it?
This isn’t your chicken feeding hand is it ?
Well that settles the limits on Key’s size.
According to the photo he is bigger than McCaw and smaller than Whitelock.
That camera lens must have been as warped as the one they used for the pledge card snap.
he’s a little dude, barely scraping 5 feet
Even more warped 🙂
Ha ha, look fellas, the creepy slimy stalking toad has turned up!
Throw him back into the murky pond from where he came!
Figure 1: Feeding too many chickens can reduce your stature.
Ha haa
🙂
@rOb…this could be true
http://catholicbridge.com/catholic/masturbation.php
http://www.fortressbody.com/questions/masturbation-and-working-out/
“Well… [ limp flapping wrist]… honey what can I say to that ?!”
If you take a knight hood Sammy I’ll stop tweeting Richie I promise.
I think this was the one FJK was shooting for, prepare to cringe
Lol. Just about hear Richie saying “flipping heck, give him a beer and ignore him and he might go away!” Notice key is only one drinking.
Key is living out his middle aged male fantasy. #JKLovePoetry
Pretty sure that sponsors and fans are getting sick of FJK’s face popping up next to Richie all the time, what a try-hard tosspot
I can’t help feeling that the French cuff is not working here.
The stuff of JK’s fevered dreams
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZnoQjnhCiMc/VeYwUN8H4HI/AAAAAAAAD0M/HVVetixpqX4/s1600/Branding-Exercise.jpg
Definition of a pervert … let me see …
Has a ponytail fetish
Stalks rugby captains
Enjoys being questioned about personal dirty little habits
Loves to hang around rugby players’ change rooms
Hmmm …. anyone come to mind?
Well Johnny Boy, now you’ve sent your first dick pic mate.
It’s Richie’s little mate from the adverts!
I hope John Oliver sees this photo. Who else has a Hobbit for a pm? What a dick. Bet he was in the sheds before the ab’s so he could bags the seat next to Richie before anyone else.
“Anybody want a peanut?”
‘
“Hi John. Look, would you mind please if we all took our showers first, this time?”
I promise I won’t pee in the shower. Pretty please….
Sorry. No quip. Just seen pic for first time. I’m flabbergasted. So the Key dick actually gatecrashed their changing room? I can’t believe its for real. How embarrassing. John Oliver is going to love this.
Who gives a continental what John Oliver thinks ? Apart from left wing tragics
He is the leader of the country wether you like it or not, why should he not congratulate the team on behalf of the country It looks like he presence is appreciated
Again a clear demonstration of jk living rent free in many of your heads
No-one gives a continental what you think oh ‘delusioned’ one. He maybe the leader (more fool the voters) but he ain’t no leader. He’s a philistine and I put you in the same bracket.
Have some grammar lessons and learn how to spell and you too can be like us.
… may be…
Oh I am devastated Ann by your put down I thank the lord every day that i am not part of your little collective, a life of bitterness glass half empty, , whinging and moaning is not for me, nor is an unhealthy fixation on one man that borders on psychotic
Take labour day to reflect, it does not have to be that way
You spend most of your time here, whinging and whining about opinions that no-one actually holds.
So there’s that.
Instead of vomiting another fact-free rant, you should be thanking union activists for your day off today.
You cant help being self deluded in your own nest and think that you hold the upper ground thats until it falls under your feet
Others know what it cost the workers of this nation to keep that Key pricks crimes paid in full
Make no mistake Key is here to balance his books not ours
And just like his mentor Douglas will live off this nation and return SFA except delusion like yours
Do you think Labour should also get free election advertising throughout the rugby season? The problem is JK lives “rent-free” in the head of the average kiwi, enabled by fawning media and useful idiots like yourself.
Sorry if we are puncturing your JK fantasy world.
Redetc. Cue violins.
The SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE
‘After handshakes, we sniff people’s scent on our hand’
https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn27070-after-handshakes-we-sniff-peoples-scent-on-our-hand/
“What a luxurious beard you have…”
Keys gets introduced to PM McCaws body guard
Look PM, I don’t fecking care…….i am off for a beer……i don’t care about fern flag or hobbit on a flag..PO
Ok you fucker I have been writing to you for ages about the lack of apprenticeships, zero hr contracts, the housing crisis and global warming.
Yet u dint reply…
NJow you will step outside with me!
McCaw, other teams get groupies and we are stuck with this idiot……..
this cannot continue!
This is your last warning, you show up here next weekend…..and I will make you wish you’re in opposition!
Christ! Paula!
What happened? New Treatment went wrong again?
Oh please please, pretty please,,,,,Next week can i lead the haka!?
I have seen your photographs in the papers……yet who the feck are you again?
Hi My name is Keys, John Keys, I have this idea i am foisting, I mean giving the nation a choice on, would you like to be the flagpole?
McCaw: Its ok Fellas, he keeps following me around, don’t worry, after a bit he disappears up his own arse..or buggers off to play golf…
I haven’t got my contacts in..yet if your the the fourth official who put me in the bin..you are so dead
Christ, I wouldn’t have believed till I saw you PM,,,,,,You make Trumps hair, look real…you slap head!
Ok, we unlucky five have to shake hands with you….whilst the rest of the team is with your wife,,,,,the sacrifices we make Richie!
MCaw..Really fellas, You have no idea……..your complaining that he is here now,,back home he follows me around….. the month before last he was sleeping in my dustbin
McCaw..Really fellas, You have no idea……..you’re complaining that he is here now,,back home he follows me around….. the month before last he was sleeping in my dustbin
You come in here, and call yourself an All Black with that white shirt?! Right I am gonna break yr pulse for that….
Who’s is this again Richie?
Ok Fellas……bad news…..we are gonna loose next week…..good news,,,,,,,he wont be here!
yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
No I wont caddy for you!!!
Ok Fellas, look at this way……..i know its hard having him around..yet whilst he’s here he ain’t doing any damage at home!
And what exactly is in the TPPA for me prime minister?
Nonu: That’s it,,,,,,,i have listened to his BS, shaken his hand for his PR selfies,,,,,,,yet FFS,,,,,,,he just let rip an awful little fart,,that’s so disgusting I am out of here
Christ PM…..you look even smaller in real life.
Oh Fellas, not again,,,You cant leave me alone with him………..no,,pleaseeee…..the rest of you come back, Please……….
all he does is talk about golf and politics
No PM, I am not joking,,,,if you ever touch my daughters ponytail….I will detach this arm i am holding..got it?
good!
MCaw…No, Dan,,don;t break out the beers,,,,,,otherwise will never get rid of the fecking klingon
You haven’t heard the worst of it ….we are all invited to his holiday home in Hawaii………………………………..where are you all going?????
Don’t leave me alone with him!!!!!
No Pm, when I get done by the law I have to pay the penalty of spending 10 mins in the bin..
When you break our laws,,,,,,,nothing happens.
Yes PM…..Yet you do know what they say about the size of a blokes shoes and other parts of his body..so that makes you even more insignificant
No,,,,,Please let me get this for myself…….You’re the 4th official? No, ermmmm the president of South Africa? no, ermmmmmmmm the head of the organizing committee? no?
Ok i give up, who are you?
http://static.commentcamarche.net/es.ccm.net/pictures/Ud6krzOUaQiVrbx4IWkuzUrMD8vWr4qbG1wMtmWKQ94r7Doi6fybXXnACJoLFtKR-lol.png
Pleased to meet you Mr Pee M, you’re quite a wee man. I heard you’re a water boy.
“Fuck off Key. What the hell are you doing in our changing rooms? And one more thing: if you come NEAR my little girl I’ll rip your smug head off.”
Just tweet Go Nats on Election day, you will be rewarded!
Don’t worry about any negative consequences, the Nats will ensure you just get a slap on the hand with a wet bus ticket (if that).
Here Richie, I got you this John Key action figure. It does fuck all and I would’nt put it anywhere near your moneybox or Barbie, it can pull a ponytail with one hand and feed the chickens with the other.
lol 🙂
lol…very good!
excellent jag, well done.
Generally I’m in favour of photo-ops but, hey, this is embarassing.
Jack (Key) to the giant, “just give me the golden goose (rugby cup) and I’m off.”
Today’s Tremain
http://static1.squarespace.com/static/52aca146e4b06d986ca82df3/52c0ec1ce4b0f4346e9358a5/562c82ffe4b0c83a2e6d445f/1445757730260/toadyW.jpg?format=750w
sort of says it all
Keys probably pissed cairns got caught ,he would of made a great national mp.
Yes clears the throat when you try to laugh knowing if Key will have CT trying to spin an advantage out of Cairns. Just how gullible does he think we are.
Wouldn’t it be great if it was boxing for charity!
Wonderful!
And Toby Manhire’s article for The Spinoff is also great – especially the compilation of photos of Key looking adoringly at Richie.
https://t.co/fIkT4sjalj
Sportsfreak’s comment in this twitter thread is priceless!
https://twitter.com/Sportsfreakconz/status/658456897075331072
Great link, Manhire is a national treasure
+100…the photos are embarrassing!… i wonder what the All Blacks really think about jonkey
Now that’s clever. 🙂
Havent laughed inside so much for ages, whole article a masterpiece
All Blacks drug rested after being seen with JunKey.
Bruce, John, John this is Bruce. Bruce would like you to explain about how you glommed his dad’s money through Equiticorp.
Forget smile and wave, meet microwave.
“Fee, fi, fo, fum. I smell the blood of a charlatan.”
“Yes Mr Whitelock I will remember to shake hands properly and leave ponytails alone, just dont break my hand”
Keiran :Jez Sam give him a break
Richie :You can let him go now Sam
” Oh, the Prime Minister, geez Ritchie I thought he was one of the ball boys”