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9:13 am, December 24th, 2024 - 14 comments
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On the tenth day of Christmas Chris Luxon took from me
… ten thousand jobs
… free school lunches
… no oil drilling
… a working ETS
… peaceful race relations
… food bank funding
… adequate health resourcing
… three hospital upgrades
… two rail enabled ferries.
And a functioning economy.
Meri kirihimete!
….cheap and extensive public transport
….light rail
….bike tracks
…..pubic/expert involvement in many major developments (mining, subdivision, hydro on pristine rivers etc)
….councils that recognise social, economic, environmental and cultural needs
…fair minimum wages
He's wealthy and sorted, so what's the problem?
Mike, you forgot, entitled uncaring and lacking Leadership skills.
And probably at his plush bach in te puke
On the Xmas theme, from m: Season's seasoning to all at The Standard (apart from trolls paid for by any rw think tank)!
Same tWig. Hope the Trolls get empathy among their gifts!!
Is that all???
And hes given to us
Long waiting lists
More poverty
Racial division
No new ferries
A warming planet
Expensive waste of money charter schools
Billions borrowed for tax cut
Tax cuts for big tobacco
Tax cuts for landlords
Costly water for ratepayers
Costly council referendum on maori wards
$30 billion hole in simeons road plans
No extra public housing……….
Yeah I forgot the stop-work on social housing so that Luxon can give tax cuts to his wealthy mates. John Key did the same thing.
OOOOhhhh Can't wait!
Just on a technical point – the 10th day of Xmas is the 4th of January. The 12 days of Xmas ends on the 6th of Jan, and the season of Epiphany begins. The current season is Advent.
We must not forget the electorate that chose this government and who – according to polling – despite all of the economic devastation and ongoing pain – are happy with this outcome and its continuation in 2025. A big thank you to my fellow New Zealanders for this and I genuinely hope that non of them are unfortunate enough to lose their jobs next year as unemployment continues to rise towards 6% over the next 6 months.
If you exclude Farrar's rubbish Curia poll, the polls are extremely tight. The Left may actually be marginally ahead. This is the government with the shortest honeymoon on record.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_next_New_Zealand_general_election
… people’s dignity
… thousands of Kiwis living & working in NZ
… trust in CoC Cabinet & Ministers
A depressed economy, depressed people, and a weak nation.