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- Jamie Arbuckle: Inquiry into Banking Competition
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- RIF funding supports aquaculture development
The Coalition Government is backing the development of an aquaculture centre of excellence in Southland with an investment of $2.2 million, Regional Development Minister Shane Jones says. South Island Industrial Fund Ltd will use the Regional Infrastructure Fund (RIF) loan towards its $6.3m project to upgrade infrastructure at the Ocean ...2 hours ago - Safeguarding Kiwis with modern insurance law
Modernised insurance law will provide Kiwis with confidence that they will be treated fairly by insurance providers, Commerce and Consumer Affairs Minister Andrew Bayly says. “A secure insurance market is integral to New Zealand’s economic success. It enables consumers and businesses to access finance and gives them the assurance to ...2 hours ago
- When the going gets tough ‘Get Through’ with Farmstrong
An online hub with mental wellbeing tools and resources designed to help farmers and growers deal with the stress of adverse weather events has been officially launched by Minister for Mental Health, Matt Doocey. “Adverse weather events are an increasingly common reality for our farmers and growers. It’s vital that ...3 hours ago
- Government exploring new energy source
Up to $60 million will be ring-fenced from the Regional Infrastructure Fund to invest in exploring the potential of supercritical geothermal technology which could help secure New Zealand’s future energy needs, Regional Development Minister Shane Jones and Science, Innovation, and Technology Minister Judith Collins say. Having a secure and resilient energy supply ...6 hours ago
- Pay Gap Calculator toolkit launched
New Zealand businesses can now take meaningful action to drive down the gender pay gap with the launch of an online calculator today, Minister for Women Nicola Grigg says. “Women are paid, on average, 8.2 per cent less than men and this gap has barely moved since 2017 - which ...22 hours ago
- Government launches refreshed Public Private Partnership framework
The Government has released a refreshed Public Private Partnership (PPP) framework that provides a blueprint to the market outlining how the government will approach future PPP transactions, Infrastructure Minister Chris Bishop and Parliamentary Under-Secretary Simon Court say. “Refreshing New Zealand’s PPP model is an important part of our plan to ...23 hours ago
- Further decisions taken on regulating online casino gambling
Internal Affairs Minister Brooke van Velden says the Government has agreed to further details of a new system to regulate online casino gambling. “A new Online Gambling Bill will be drafted with the purpose to regulate online casino gambling to facilitate a safer and compliant regulated online gambling market. More importantly, ...1 day ago
- Tailored support for people in emergency housing
Ka mate kāinga tahi, ka ora kāinga rua. An innovative Government trial will tailor support to people with a diverse range of complex needs to move out of emergency housing and into more permanent housing, Associate Housing Minister Tama Potaka says. “The Government has set a target of reducing the ...1 day ago
- Getting ready for bird flu
Biosecurity Minister Andrew Hoggard is encouraging New Zealanders to take steps to be ready for the possible arrival of bird flu.“While high pathogenicity avian influenza (HPAI) is still some distance from New Zealand and we’ve never had a case here, it’s important that we take a cautious approach. “If you’re one ...1 day ago
- Harbour closure supports mussel reseeding
A two-year ban on the take of kuku/mussels from Ōhiwa Harbour in eastern Bay of Plenty will support local efforts to restore mussel beds in the area, Oceans and Fisheries Minister Shane Jones says. Te Rūnanga o Ngāti Awa requested the closure, Te rāhui kuku ki tua o Kanawa, to ...1 day ago
- Government awards primary sector scholarships to tertiary students
The coalition Government has awarded scholarships to six tertiary students as part of efforts to boost on-the-ground support for farmers and growers Agriculture Minister Todd McClay and Associate Agriculture Minister Andrew Hoggard announced today. “We are reducing the regulatory burden on farmers and growers and providing support to adapt and innovate, ...1 day ago
- Tax work programme focused on rebuilding the economy
Rebuilding the economy and improving fiscal sustainability is the key focus of the Government’s new Tax and Social Policy Work Programme for Inland Revenue, Revenue Minister Simon Watts says. “New Zealand has been grappling with significant economic challenges over the last few years with many businesses and households feeling the ...1 day ago
- Omnibus Bill First Reading for Royal Commission of Inquiry National Apology
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- Clarifying the protection of disabled people in care
The Government is amending the Crimes Act to ensure the protection of disabled people in care is made more explicit, Justice Minister Paul Goldsmith says. “As part of the Government’s response to the recommendations of the Abuse in Care Royal Commission, the word ‘disability’ is being added to the definition ...2 days ago
- Oranga Tamariki Act changes a step in the right direction
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- Improvements to Government record-keeping in response to the Royal Commission of Inquiry into Abuse ...
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- Minister Peters completes successful visit to Chile
New Zealand and Chile have reaffirmed their strong partnership, including on security, trade, Antarctic issues, and people-to-people links, says Foreign Minister Winston Peters. “Chile is one of New Zealand’s closest and most like-minded partners in Latin America, and it is the gateway to the region for many New Zealanders,” Mr ...2 days ago
- ‘Foreign policy views from an Indo-Pacific neighbour’ – Speech on New Zealand fore...
Kia ora. Tēnā koutou katoa. And greetings from New Zealand. Thank you to Rector Devés and the University of Chile for hosting us today, and to Undersecretary de la Fuente and Professor López for the warm welcome and introductions. When a much younger person, walking on a bridge ...2 days ago
- Prime Minister apologises for abuse in care
Ngā kura mōrehu, Treasured survivors, kua ngaro, haere atu rā. those that have passed, farewell. Ngā kura mōrehu, Treasured survivors E whakawhaiti nei that have gathered here. Kei ngā rangatira To the esteemed leaders Tēnā koutou katoa. Greetings. I’d like to welcome you ...2 days ago
- Government apologises for abuse in care
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has apologised to all New Zealanders who were abused in the care of state and faith-based institutions. “This is a significant and sorrowful day in New Zealand,” Mr Luxon says. “Today, I am apologising on behalf of the Government to everyone who suffered abuse, harm and ...2 days ago
- Climate Change Minister to attend COP29 in Baku
Climate Change Minister Simon Watts will attend the 29th annual United Nations Climate Change Summit (COP29) in Baku, Azerbaijan, this week. “New Zealand is fully committed to meeting our climate targets and reducing the impacts of climate change. Every country has a role to play, and New Zealand will continue ...3 days ago
- Crown Observer appointed to Wellington City Council
Experienced local government practitioner Lindsay McKenzie has been appointed as a Crown Observer to Wellington City Council, Local Government Minister Simeon Brown says.“Wellington City Council is facing significant challenges in delivering services to its community, while balancing its debt and insurance obligations,” Mr Brown says.“The decision to appoint a Crown ...3 days ago
- Govt strengthens protection for people in state care
The Government is introducing several law changes to better protect people in state care, in response to the Royal Commission of Inquiry into Abuse in Care. “The magnitude of the abuse detailed by the Royal Commission of Inquiry was heartbreaking, and as a Government we will do everything in our ...3 days ago
- Prime Minister to attend APEC Leaders’ Meeting
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon departs for Peru this week to attend the annual APEC Economic Leaders’ Meeting from 15-16 November. “The APEC Summit is a key moment in the regional calendar. It’s an opportunity to meet with counterparts who are also grappling with cost-of-living challenges and choices about driving more ...3 days ago
- First kina barren special permit approved
New rules allowing local communities to take direct action against kina barrens are starting to bear fruit, Oceans and Fisheries Minister Shane Jones says. “I’ve made kina barrens a priority, which is why I introduced a new special permit purpose this year to allow the removal and translocation of kina ...3 days ago
- Faster 110km/h speed limit to accelerate Kāpiti from 13 November
The new 110km/h speed limit on the Kāpiti Expressway Road of National Significance (RoNS) will come into effect on 13 November 2024, more than two weeks earlier than expected, Transport Minister Simeon Brown says.“Boosting economic growth and productivity is a priority for the Government. The new 110km/h speed limit will ...3 days ago
- Largest ever number of graduate vets to boost rural productivity and support farmers
Thirty-five graduate vets will join rural communities this year through the Voluntary Bonding Scheme (VBS) for Veterinarians, marking the largest intake in the scheme’s history, Agriculture Minister Todd McClay, and Associate Agriculture Minister Andrew Hoggard, announced today. “The Government is committed to enhancing primary sector productivity and delivering direct benefits ...3 days ago
- Stalking to become illegal and jailable offence
The Government has agreed to introduce legislation this year that will make stalking illegal with a maximum penalty of up to five years in prison, Justice Minister Paul Goldsmith says. “Every New Zealander deserves to feel safe in their community and this Government is committed to making sure victims are ...4 days ago
- Nationally significant sites to be upgraded
Me mihi ngakaunui ki a Tā Robert Gillies e ngaro nei ki tōna nui o Te Rua Tekau Mā Waru. Farewell to Sir Robert Gillies of the 28th (Māori) Battalion. The Government will provide $20.3 million in funding to improve two sites that have a special place in the hearts ...4 days ago
- Unions shouldn’t get in the way of student learning
The Government is urging the Post Primary Teachers’ Association (PPTA) to put the education of their students first. “Between 9am and 3pm, parents expect their children to be at school to learn. Our Government is relentlessly focused on ensuring the value of achievement and attendance are at the centre of ...6 days ago
- Compensation scheme levies to be risk based
The levies that banks, building societies, credit unions and finance companies pay to the new Depositor Compensation Scheme (DCS) fund will reflect the size and riskiness of the institutions, Finance Minister Nicola Willis says. Under the scheme, deposits up to the value of $100,000 per depositor will be protected in ...6 days ago
- New Child Centre will improve mental health outcomes in Tauranga
Minister for Mental Health Matt Doocey today opened Te Waka Aorangi Child Wellness Centre at Tauranga Hospital, marking a significant milestone in the Government’s commitment to enhancing the health of children and whānau in the Bay of Plenty region. “Te Waka Aorangi is leading the way by providing a ‘one-stop-shop’ ...6 days ago
- Dr Daniel Tulloch appointed to FENZ board
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- Social Investment Board appointed
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- Poroporoaki: Sir Robert ‘Bom’ Gillies
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- New Zealand and Irish Governments partner to support farming through research
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- Rail Network Rebuild to be delivered ahead of City Rail Link opening
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- Foreign Minister to visit Latin America
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- $340m NZ-China trade boost through 24 key partnerships
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- Prime Minister pays tribute to Sir Robert ‘Bom’ Gillies
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- Nationalism is surging – changing the way companies do business overseas
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No point hiding your pocket money kids, I know where to find it…
PM with new MP Mr Fatuous Porky.
I’ve got to keep my tax cut, so I’m taxing your kids.
I agree with the editorial. We need an ecnmooy that focuses on farming, manufacturing, and mining, not a service ecnmooy; we ought to be doing everything we can structure our ecnmooy more like sub-Saharan Africa.
In a similar style to my last caption:
One of these is an ignorant swine.
The other is a piggybank.
+1
When I’m done you’ll be lucky if this is all you have left.
See, I iz a pgfcker!.
If Mr Creosote ate money he’d look just like this.
Ironic smile from this year’s “Trougher trophy” award recipient for stealing children’s pocket money.
+1
“If you kids don’t like it, too bad, on the table behind me you can see the mode of transport you can use to get away”
“I asked my poor little rich kids how they felt about paper-rounds being taxed and they don’t mind, they dislike slave labor anyway and will continue to earn $1000 a week for unloading the dishwasher”
“I don’t care if you kids won’t be able to get yourselves new rugby boots with your after school earner, I’ve already got the world cup, and I don’t give a fuck about your futures anyway”
“Forget about swine-flu, its your PM you should worry about”
International banker of the year.
International wanker of the year.
FIFY
That too.
National unveils its new scheme for decreasing the deficit…
“The last pig around here was a Prime Minister too”!
That last little kid put up quite a fight, so I had Bill and Gerry hold him down…
or
OK, got the kids’ pocket money. Now, any of you pensioners got gold fillings?
or
Pinching their pocket money was just the start. Think how much more we could make if we sent them down the mines!
Or up the chimneys!
Cunning Ham is just a nice way of saying sly pig
This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed home
This little piggy went wee wee wee wee………………
All over my poanamu suit you little porker, I’ll get you for this,see if I don’t. I’ll take you for everything you have inside you,every cent earned by the little children of this country.God I’m powerful!
“It took us 9 years to get our tough back”.
Banksie, keep your snout out of my trough
Spot the difference
His new token for Monopoly.
Where is my trough?
I am assuming that since he autographed that pig, he made it as well?
Thanks to Merril Lynch I have the tools to break the economy noe…….Give me a hammer and I’ll crack this bank too…!!!
“Look NZ, we sold the goose that lays the golden egg, and bought this pig that feeds the 1%”
Just what I need… I can tell more porkies!
if i put a dollar in for every porky i’ve told the deficit would already be paid off
Stupid NZ PM too busy posing for photo holding ashes of Muldoon to notice bomb laden remote-control plane that blew him to pieces coming towards him. The NZ Paper-round Kids Against Petty Taxes Action Group has claimed responsibility, but no-one in NZ is reported to be concerned about the early demise of their most incompetent of PM’s. In fact there has been unanimous support for the action group to be awarded the highest possible award for their successful mission to rid NZ of their traitorous former PM.
A porky-telling swine prepares to raid a kid’s piggy bank.
Unlike Bills most recent budget forecasts, as well as his 3 previous, I can report that this pig won’t fly.
That’s right kids, I’ll take this
“Meet my cuzzy Bill.”
Jobless Merril Lynch trader resorts to “packaging investment” in piggybanks!
Mr Key has won again.
He has everyone devoted to some emotional subject. This worrys me. What is the Power Behind The Throne planning.
Oh shit the wrong piggy bank for the photo op.
This is the pre budget one.
The post budget one is half the size.
“This is my pride and joy, the very first one I stole.”
One of these is a smirking swine with a phony head-covering. The other is just a kid’s bank.