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1. ianmac 1

   25 May 2011 at 2:37 pm

   Now I can practise getting my fingers up the skirts.
   • D-D-D-Damn ! 1.1

     26 May 2011 at 2:51 am

     After a deeply hostile reception from the elderly audience, Grey Power Chairwoman, Elsie Price, hands a humiliated John Key his balls back (albeit covered with nice knitted doilies).
2. Lanthanide 2

   25 May 2011 at 2:53 pm

   John Key about to dress down the elderly for making knitted goods featuring a red tie instead of his preferred blue.
3. bobo 3

   25 May 2011 at 2:54 pm

   a padded cute and cuddly cloth covering a sterile metal teapot while expelling nothing but hot air….
4. Carol 4

   25 May 2011 at 2:56 pm

   http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/lyrics/teapot.htm

   I’m a little teapot, short and stout
   Here is my handle [one hand on hip], here is my spout [other arm out straight]
   When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
   Just tip me over and pour me out!
   [as song ends, lean over and tip arm out like a spout]

   I’m a clever teapot, yes it’s true
   Here’s an example of what I can do
   I can change my handle to my spout [switch arm positions and repeat tipping motion]
   Just tip me over and pour me out
5. toad 5

   25 May 2011 at 2:57 pm

   I’m a clever teapot, yes it’s true
   Here’s an example of what I can do
   I can change my handle to my spout
   Just tip me over and pour me out

   [Edit: Too slow, Carol beat me to it]
6. r0b 6

   25 May 2011 at 3:01 pm

   Three empty vessels.
7. r0b 7

   25 May 2011 at 3:02 pm

   We’ll stand this one in Epsom and this one in Ilam.
   • toad 7.1

     25 May 2011 at 4:50 pm

     But Banks isn’t stout, although like Gerry is a bigoted authoritarian redneck. Which makes Banks a strange fit for an Act Party that Brash supposedly wants to bring back to its libertarian roots.
     • Draco T Bastard 7.1.1

       25 May 2011 at 7:16 pm

       From what I’ve seen, scratch a libertarian and you’ll find the authoritarian core.
8. Treetop 8

   25 May 2011 at 3:22 pm

   To be worn as a hat and the slit so he can breath. Have not worked out how to shut him up yet.
9. RobC 9

   25 May 2011 at 3:23 pm

   “Well, I thought they were appropriate wedding gifts for Wills and Kate”
10. Craig 10

    25 May 2011 at 3:45 pm

    I’m a little teapot
    short and stout
    Here is my handle
    Here is my spout…

    but as for tangible policies about how to enable economic recovery
    after savagely slashing public services and making foolhardy soundbytes
    about new government research and development funding policies from
    the opposition,
    I can’t actually find any…
11. prism 11

    25 May 2011 at 3:58 pm

    Ive got my hands full here. But so far all I’ve got is the stripes, can someone tack on the stars?
12. ak 12

    25 May 2011 at 3:59 pm

    NEW TEA PARTY CENTREFOLD DISPLAYS LABIAL SKILLS
13. todd 13

    25 May 2011 at 4:25 pm

    “I used to be the Prim Minster don’t ya know, now who wanted Earl Grey?”
14. kriswgtn 14

    25 May 2011 at 4:27 pm

    Keys new brilliant work scheme!! 😛

    get knitting
15. felix 15

    25 May 2011 at 4:34 pm

    Go back to Nu Zild they said. Lead the country they said.
16. todd 16

    25 May 2011 at 4:35 pm

    “Aw! I sed I wanted to sell SOEs, not cups o teas.”
17. scotty 17

    25 May 2011 at 4:49 pm

    John Key believed the hand knitted jerseys would keep his Turbo charged growth pixies warm all winter.
18. toad 18

    25 May 2011 at 4:53 pm

    Mick Aston eat you heart out. I’m digging a bigger hole here in li’l old Noo Zild than you ever have anywhere.
19. Craig Glen Eden 19

    25 May 2011 at 5:20 pm

    I said I wanted to hold big jugs not tea pots in rugs.
    • ianmac 19.1

      25 May 2011 at 9:42 pm

      🙂
20. Kate Kennedy 20

    25 May 2011 at 5:32 pm

    Please America sign the TPPA, you can have our country and we’ll even throw in these tea cosies
21. mikesh 21

    25 May 2011 at 5:48 pm

    With an election coming up, I’d say it was ‘time for a cuppa’.
22. Sean 22

    25 May 2011 at 5:56 pm

    “I would like to introduce to you the two Treasury officials that provided the economic forecast that Bill based this year’s budget on…”
23. Mac1 23

    25 May 2011 at 5:59 pm

    “These are for….? Who’s John Kerwin? “
24. Georgecom 24

    25 May 2011 at 6:06 pm

    ‘We’ll, the tea leaves forecast economic growth in the next few years. Um, well, Bill said they did last year also, but we are back in recession, so, um, er, we’ll just borrow a bit more money for the tax cuts”.
25. todd 25

    25 May 2011 at 6:14 pm

    Lot #9827 is a nice pair of tea cozies modeled by the former Prime Minister Shonkey the Honkey. He’s also for sale… Do I hear 5 cents… 5 cents anyone? One cent then?
26. Craig Glen Eden 26

    25 May 2011 at 6:29 pm

    So I have little Muppet, middle sized Muppet and you guessed it the biggest Muppet of them all John key Muppet.
27. todd 27

    25 May 2011 at 6:35 pm

    “And yaz all tought I wes dicted ta P.”
28. todd 28

    25 May 2011 at 6:48 pm

    “Look wat Brownlee looted for us frim Christchurch Bronagh.”
    • Armchair Critic 28.1

      25 May 2011 at 6:52 pm

      If they had been looted from Christchurch they would not be blue and white. Maybe they have been photoshopped, like Bronagh’s top.
29. ZeeBop 29

    25 May 2011 at 9:36 pm

    Debt in NZ is a huge problem, that’s why I John Key who have helped so many who are indebt. or took on debt, and got rich servicing them, should solve the debt crisis, first by distracting you to this things I’m holding.

    NZ owes billions to foreigners and that money needed a currency trader, to provide the principle in NZ dollars and swap the profits into foreign currency. Like these two money bags I’m holding up.
30. Knit wit 30

    25 May 2011 at 10:00 pm

    Police catch Wanaka yarn bomber in the act.
31. M 31

    25 May 2011 at 10:54 pm

    “If I lose the election I’ve got the equipment for my new career of tea leaf reading given I’m the biggest tea leaf of them all,” John Key declared proudly.
32. Axle 32

    26 May 2011 at 1:09 am

    I’ve pissed in them and the dumb pricks will still vote me in.
33. Descendant Of Smith 33

    26 May 2011 at 7:18 am

    I’m a little teapot, short and stout,
    My mates get the pot, you get what trickles out,
    When I get all steamed up, hear me mumble,
    It’s all about me, please don’t grumble

    I’m a clever teapot, yes it’s true
    I can take your money, and then blame you
    I can help my private mates by bailing them out,
    I have a whole country now and it’s my shout.
34. todd 34

    26 May 2011 at 9:34 am

    “Trew! Wen ya sed ya wented ta be me daddy Don, I didn’t think it wes a wife swap as wel. I never signed up fer bringin yas a cip of tea da mornin.”
35. Mac1 35

    26 May 2011 at 9:36 am

    “Tin pot dictator tries to pull the wool over his intentions.”
36. Mac1 36

    26 May 2011 at 9:37 am

    “You can’t afford the milk?”

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