Caption contest

Written By: - Date published: 2:26 pm, August 26th, 2011 - 45 comments
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45 comments on “Caption contest ”

  1. r0b 1

    I’m burning your future kid, but I’ll write you this IOU.

  2. toad 2

    Don’t forget the promoter statement, John.

  3. McFlock 3

    Key fraudulently signs work that he did not create. Farrar apoplectic.

  4. McFlock 4

    Pregnant woman debases self for cheap laugh at receding hairline.

  5. felix 5

    I can provide you with another surgeon who’ll tell you this is how you perform a tracheotomy.

  6. crashcart 6

    “How do you spell Key again?”

  7. thejackal 7

    Mother subjects unborn to a bad life decision.

  8. Policy Parrot 8

    “Breeding for a business” now Key endorsed.

  9. KJT 9

    Key writes up another asset for sale!

  10. crashcart 10

    This kid is already advertising, no socialist streak here. Key Endorsed.

  11. JS 11

    John, wait, there are some things you should not do, and this is one of them. Totally inappropriate behaviour for any man. Berlusconi territory.

  12. ianmac 12

    Key denies paternity! Says”But I have never seen this woman before. Honest.”

  13. HC 13

    Here you go my dear. I will write down my name and other details for you, because one not so prominet approach to gain control of the NZ populace is to offer free sperm for interested, willing NZ females. The more babies have me as the Leader Maximo as father, the better for me, National and the whole of NZ!

  14. bobo 14

    Nah its just wind … sucka !

  15. kriswgtn 15

    It cant be mine
    I’ve had a vasectomy

  16. Hilary 16

    Mrs Faust saves time and signs over her son’s soul to the devil.

  17. Hilary 17

    Hopelessly in debt to the golden spinner, the queen puts on a brave face as her first born is signed over to Rumpelstiltskin.

  18. Scotty 18

    John Key continues to deflate New Zealanders’ expectations.

  19. Deadly_NZ 19

    John Key draws a map, to the nearest WINZ office.

  20. Oligarkey 20

    So if we make the incision here, we could get Gerry an unborn for that sacrifice ceremony. He says there could be more earthquakes if our over-lord isn’t satisfied.

  21. hellonearthis 22

    I o u one future.

  22. logie97 23

    Joky Hen gets to see first hand affects of real inflation.

  23. mikesh 24

    It’s a lovely drawing, but what does Icarus have to do with the economy? Oh, I get it.

  24. Jan 25

    I knew I’d get on the front page of The Standard again with this one. Me 67. Phil Goff 4?

  25. thejackal 26

    Key forges signature to sell unborn children’s future.

  26. Marjorie Dawe 27

    Its a mirage like its future.

  27. Marjorie Dawe 28

    I’ll give you directions to Australia. Life is better there for babies.

  28. ak 29

    ….what the fuck am I doing…………..50………..50, for fuck’s sake!…. chest pains…..nothing to worry about, sure; surrounded by inbred, cock-licking cunts….did it all….. most popular ever……but not a friend in the world. Fuck it. Paula’s in hospital, fucked if I’ll follow her. Can’t fuck off to Hawaii again this soon….. Nah fuck it. Hickey, Oram, Hubbard…. the fucking herald…. even fucking Morgan for fuck’s sake….. fucking Krugman and Roubini….right every time…. fuck, fuck, fuck it. Fuck this shit, fuck fucking Joyce and his fucking catholic poll and press mafia, fuck the lot of them. It’s me they need. Fucking ME! They’re fucked without ME! I’ll do what fuckin suits ME, not them…….and they will love me, I know they will…..there’ll be other maoris desperate for money who’ll embrace me (must learn some more reeo)…..and Helen’s still only 3 at the UN, Barrak would’ve noticed that I ripped in quickly on Libya, and the refugee thingy… yep she’s all good…..settle, cruise, listen to Joycie (the cunt)….look forward to Hawaii for chrissy…..goodonya love, all the best

  29. Adrian 30

    That’s brilliant!

  30. Adrian 31

    ” He just lokked at me and I was with child. And now we’re fucked!”

  31. locus 32

    is that a gang patch i see?

  32. randal 33

    hmmmmm…new zealand overbelly!

  33. mik e 34

    You will only owe $72 billion by the time you get to primary school.Don’t worry just smile and wave and every thing will be alright.

  34. Treetop 35

    Is this a normal way to behave by a prime minister?

  35. Kerry 36

    Are you sure this is how you make babies?

  36. Irascible 37

    Using a pen supplied by an overseas owned bank Key signs off on another future asset sale.

  37. Jenny 38

    [Deleted. A bit over the top there. r0b]

    • Jenny 38.1

      That’s a bit on the nose.

      To leave half my comment.

      Is unfair

      And leads people to imagine – their worst.

      Anthony, If you didn’t like my comment you should have deleted the whole lot.

      [Done. r0b]

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