Written By:
notices and features - Date published:
1:14 pm, December 6th, 2016 - 46 comments
Categories: caption contest, leadership, national -
Tags: nat leadership
The server will be getting hardware changes this evening starting at 10pm NZDT.
The site will be off line for some hours.
Knackers Yard releases pix of five entries for the Leaders Handicap race.
Old boys club.
given that 60% of them are women ….
How old fashioned of you James. Women are allowed in the Old Boys Club now.
1,PM
2 Could be Deputy PM
3.No change
4. Could be Deputy PM
5. No change.
And just like those balloons , the housing bubble will go …
POP !!!!!!!!!!!!
Mopsy, Flopsy, Grumpy, Desperate and Useless.
Is this fine pic extracted from the heralds front page?
Wot a drab lot!
Game of chodes…..
Look! White people!
Dipton and his Dildo take on the trio of Hyper, Crusher and Crap
Cinny !!!
I’m surprised at you !!!
Bloody nice comment though … L0L!!!!
Lmfao ! All the kids know Joyce as Mr Dildo
Thank God there’s no one really EVIL, like Dr. Jonathan Coleman [1], running for the National Party leadership. Oh wait…[2]
[1] http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10413574
[2] http://www.newshub.co.nz/politics/wildcard-jonathan-coleman-joins-race-for-prime-minister-2016120610
Tinky-Winky, Po, Dipsy, Laa Laa and the Voice Trumpet frolic and play on the 12th floor of the Tubbytronic Superdome.
yep
If you turn to page 5 of our prospectus, you can see our team of consultants whose job is to help you extract ever more money from the public purse, while improving your profit margins:
an expert in massaging and selectively quoting statistics
an expert in talking caring while paying less for social security
an expert in clumsy mega-amalgamations, upgrading your casino at the public expense, and calling in favours from the private MSM, as well as a master in showing how not to button your jacket
an expert in corruption, and smiling while engaging dirty tricksters behind the scenes
a speaker for justice while having expert knowledge on how to use a sinking lid for funding of public broadcasting
Bingo !
“Oh no I would never. Ever. I just feel honoured to be in Parliament and just help the whole team and … Oh no I wouldn’t even think of it.”
https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder264/64815264.jpg
Arrrrgggghhhh!!–the crew is revolting!! …is there any Rum on that drinks trolley…
Thats our line up for leading the country.
I dont drink but shit i am giving it some serious thought about giving it a go.
Institutionalised Corruption
Yes… the elite gather to sharpen their daggers against each other while at the same time trying to maintain a united, benevolent public image…
And yet … this is who they really are unmasked…
Nice, Wild Katipo.
Superb WK
Ha, ha, well done.
Which of these rate lower that 8% as preferred prime minister?
21%, -21%, 5%, -5%, 21.5%
.
Wellington police seek ‘Dangerous Five’‘ escapees from Maximum Security facility. Police warn that the 3 “Menacing Sociopaths” in the middle (with a combined 22 separate warrants out for their arrest) should on no account be approached by members of the public.
National are with you through thick and thin.
Fukushima blamed for alarming mutations.
“Right, madam, take your time. I want you to walk up and down the line and if you recognise anybody, I want you to point to them, alright?”
The Cosa Nostra mourning the loss of Don Key
…and that’s how they became the shady bunch…
Dress to impress.
Ill-fitted clothes
Our Winter collection is out. Contact us at website@national.org.nz for our latest catalogue showcased by our ill-suited models.
Four hired guns fail to find an elusive target who simultaneously does, and does not, live in Dipton
Which one loves to have in one sitting; KFC,McD’s,BK & Carls Jrn?
I’d have picked them as Seventh Day Adventists but some of them seem vaguely familiar 😳
A basket [case] of deplorables.
The finalists of “New Zealand’s Biggest Cuntface 2016” are announced.
Five of ’em, eh?
This lil’ piggy went to market.
This lil’ piggy stayed home.
This lil’ piggy had roast beef.
This lil’ piggy had none.
And this lil’ piggy went wee wee wee
all the way home.
Sad Tits
Intrducing the cast of New Zealands version of the muppets.