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mickysavage - Date published:
8:53 am, November 8th, 2020 - 19 comments
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It is customary for outgoing Presidents to leave for the incoming President a short letter of introduction. George HW Bush’s letter to Bill Clinton is one especially famous example, especially for its grace and tone.
The Standard has managed to obtain a early draft copy of Donald Trump’s letter to Joe Biden drafted while he was playing golf. Here it is:
“Dear sleepy Joe
When I walked into this office just now I felt the same sense of wonder and respect that I felt four years ago because I knew all of America loved me. I know you won’t feel that too because you are a loser.
I never felt the loneliness some Presidents have described. I was the best and most greatest President there ever was.
There will be very tough times, made even more difficult by criticism you may not think is fair especially from scientists and experts in their field. But what do they know. Those losers and haters should have accepted that my I.Q. is one of the highest – and you all know it!
If my Supreme Court justices do not come through you will be our President when you read this note. I wish you had lost.
See you in Court –
Donald
PS you are a cheater.
PPS could you spare a Presidential pardon for me and the family?”
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A short letter? Not, "I won, you lost, eat that" ?
That is the sharpie version!
@John-boy its all FAKE news!! I won bigly your fired!! Covfefe!! @realPOTUS PS the pin on my chair in the oafal room is a joke. A prick for a prick hahahahah @realPOTUS
Is Chris holding hands with the invisible woman?
I don't know what is more delicious. That they're so inept they did this by mistake, or that a staffer in the White House did this deliberately 😂
DT tweeting it is just crazy though.
https://twitter.com/_RichardHall/status/1325088995773132803
Was it in crayon?
No. The most tremendous bigly Sharpie. People are saying they’ve never seen anything like it before.
I take it, mickey, that you have amended many spelling mistakes.
Signed former president bluebird.
Hey sleepy Joe this is the bigglyest and most tremendous loss any American president has ever had .coveeveed was my bigglyest mistake Pardon my corruptions Putin me in an Orange suit would be unamerican.
Hey sleepy Joe, which country are you goin to invade first under your watch?
How long is it going to take Trump to concede?
Probably a record will be set.
18 days
How did you reach the number of 18 days?
Thanksgiving
Couple of classic comedy bits enjoying the demise of the tangerine tyrant.
https://twitter.com/colbertlateshow/status/1324933848422109185?s=20
https://twitter.com/Cassetteboy/status/1324978916986138625?s=20
https://twitter.com/people/status/1325195997845225472?s=20
During CNN's election coverage which they streamed free online they were discussing that the outgoing pres traditionally leaves a letter for the incomer in the drawer of the "Resolute Desk" .
I cracked up when Chris Cuomo said " and if I was Joe Biden I wouldn't read it".