Dumbest tweet – Collins vs Seymour

Written By: - Date published: 10:32 am, May 27th, 2017 - 14 comments
Categories: humour, Judith Collins, you couldn't make this shit up - Tags: , , ,

I can’t decide which is the dumbest tweet, Collins or Seymour. Each in its own way a masterpiece character study.

Your government MPs at work.

14 comments on “Dumbest tweet – Collins vs Seymour ”

  1. Pete 1

    I think Seymour should be left alone. Research suggests that PTMDKSD leads to fuckwittery.

    (Oh – Post Too Much Door-Knocking Stress Disorder)

    • Nick 1.1

      Why the media obsession with Former ACT MPs?
      For good reason they are almost all “former”.
      Why do we need endlessly to hear their marginalized take on the political scene?
      Left alone?
      Absolutely.

  2. Incognito 2

    Rumour has it that the world-famous physicist Stephen Hawking is working on a sequel to A Brief History of Time entitled How Property Rights Will End the Universe.

  3. Draco T Bastard 3

    IMO, Seymour is showing the pure stupidity that is a hallmark of the ACT Party while Collins is showing typical National Party hypocrisy.

    • One Anonymous Bloke 3.1

      The way I read it, either Collins thinks the Telegraph hack-job was written in good faith, or she knows it wasn’t, and is trolling.

      In other words, she’s determined to display her stupidity and low character.

  4. Keith 4

    Whatever happened to Judith Collins anyway?

    • NZJester 4.1

      Supposedly she was demoted for a minor offense. More likely she was caught doing some behind the scenes deals with a different faction of the National Party than the one the prime minister was in and he used that as an excuse to take her down a peg while hiding the true inter-turmoil in their party of the various back stabbing factions.
      A brief glimpse into the hidden world of the hidden in-party fighting was shown in the emails that formed the foundation of a certain book that showed how Slater and co rolled moderates out of top National Party positions and seats with lies.

  5. Something has emerged over a period of time from Seymour and it ain’t intelligence.

  6. keepcalmcarryon 6

    Seymour is our foremost thespian

  7. I’m on my phone so cant do it but consider putting a rimmer one up and see if we can tell the difference.

  8. Tamati Tautuhi 8

    The ACT Party and stupidity go hand in hand just look at their past leaders Prebble, Hide, Banks, Seymour all in all an eclectic bunch of misfits?

  9. rhinocrates 9

    Oh, but without him life would be so much grimmer:

  10. timeforacupoftea 10

    You can bet on our stupid MMP system will lead to Judith Collins for Prime Minister and David Seymour for Deputy somewhere in the 2020’s.

    • Katipo 10.1

      .. and if you think MMP is stupid how do you think the systems in the US or UK are working out for them?