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ImperatorFish: Dirty Politics book raises suspicions of broader hacking agenda

Written By: - Date published: 5:27 pm, August 19th, 2014 - 7 comments
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Scott at Imperator Fish kindly lets us republish his blogs.  This one is originally here.

Police are investigating whether a spate of seemingly unrelated incidents could be linked to Nicky Hager’s new book.

Hager’s book Dirty Politics was released last week, and much of the book’s content has been based on emails illegally sourced from the computer of blogger Cameron Slater.

In the last few days a number of suspicious burglaries have been reported to the media, including one where a laptop was stolen, and another where cash and jewellery were taken.

A Hamilton pensioner is the latest burglary victim to suspect something out of the ordinary.

Edna Morrel, 78, said her house had been broken into three months ago.

“It was all a bit odd,” said Mrs Morrell. “They took my phone and a computer, and some money sitting on the mantelpiece, but they also left quite a few valuables behind.

“They didn’t touch any of the china plate, or the antique vase my grandmother gave me. When I saw what they had left behind I thought ‘hello, that’s a bit peculiar.’ If you were a genuine burglar, wouldn’t you want the china too?”

Mrs Morrell said she was almost certainly targeted for the contents of her computer.

“There’s quite a lot of valuable personal information on that computer,” she said. “There were a number of emails to and from the customer services people at Harvey Norman about a broken toaster I took back to their store. The darned thing wouldn’t cook one side properly, and when I went back to complain about it the young fellow at the counter told me there was nothing wrong with it! I had quite a considerable number of correspondences with them on the issue, let me tell you.

“Have you ever tried to eat a piece of toast that’s cooked on only one side? Which side do you butter?”

The computer also contained copies of recent letters to Mrs Morrell’s sister.

“My letters to Agnes contained a lot of very sensitive material, including details of the recent trip I took to the supermarket, and a number of cake recipes. I hate to think what someone might do with that sort of information.

“Then I saw Mike Hosking on the telly the other night talking about this new book and all these terrible left-wing types, and I got suspicious,” she said.

“I expect my chocolate sponge cake recipe will end up in the next Nicky Hager book.”

Meanwhile, a senior accountant in a Christchurch construction company is demanding to know what happened to the confidential report he left on his desk before going to lunch today.

“I swear it was right there,” said Barry Singh. “It was in a brown manila folder, right there.” He pointed to a pile of papers on his desk.

“The report included details of amounts spent on our recent office party.  I don’t know what we’ll do if our competitors find out how much we spent on the canapés.

“Who would do something like this? Who would target a well-respected company in such a cynical manner? I feel so violated. I go out to lunch for half an hour, and then I find someone has been in my office rifling through my papers!

“What else have they been into? Did they access my computer? Did they take other papers? And why were they here?

“I have a cousin who knows someone who works in John Key’s office, so could this all be linked to the Nicky Hager book?”

Pamela Gray, Mr Singh’s personal assistant, said she thought all the answers would be found in his office.

“Barry, you’re always losing things and then finding them again five minutes later,” she said. “I bet it’s still on your desk. Shall I take a look? Yes, here it is. Just underneath this pile of books.”

But Singh remains concerned about office security.

“I just don’t know who to trust any more. I can’t be certain that someone hasn’t given Nicky Hager a copy of the report.”

Police are also investigating whether computer hackers have accessed the laptop of an unemployed Napier man.

Gert Flowers said he was working on his novel one Saturday night, when he heard a loud banging noise outside.

“I do all my writing in my bedroom,” said Mr Flowers. “It’s where my creative juices flow most freely. I was at my computer writing the scene were the Barzambian battle fleet annihilates an armada sent by the Grand Galactic Federation to stifle the rebellion on the planet Zath, when I heard a crashing noise outside my window.

“I raced outside and saw that something or someone had been into my rubbish bin. I figured it must have been the neighbour’s dog, so I picked up the bits of trash left lying about and went back inside, thinking nothing more of it.

“When I got back to my computer I saw that the screen had gone blank. My computer had crashed.”

Mr Flowers said he immediately suspected foul play.

“My computer is only three years old, and it doesn’t often crash. So I began to wonder if someone had done something to it, and then of course I began to think about all this computer hacking business in the news recently.

“Then I thought about all the times my computer had crashed irecently, and it terrified me to think that someone must have been targeting me for weeks. I’ve obviously been hacked by someone who wants access to my material.

“I hate to think what might happen if someone publishes a copy of my draft manuscript. What’s worse is that I had on my computer a document detailing the plotlines for all twenty books I plan to write in the series.”

Police have confirmed that they are investigating a number of other reports, including a man caught driving an unwarranted and unregistered car, and an incident at the Kaiapoi New World supermarket where a carton of eggs was dropped on the floor. But they will not say whether they believe these incidents are linked in any way to Nicky Hager’s book.

7 comments on “ImperatorFish: Dirty Politics book raises suspicions of broader hacking agenda ”

  1. Rich 2

    Good luck.

  2. georgecom 3

    This is a nice piss take and it does raise an interesting parallel to an earlier book of [Hager’s], The Hollow Men. Remember when Brash was outed for his dirty dealings. His main line of defence was that his emails had been stolen. Rather than answer the allegations of his actions, Brash tried to deflect debate into how the emails were obtained. Now, Key et al are the subject of close scrutiny and some serious questions, and, one of their main lines of defence and attack, the emails were stolen. Do not focus on the issues raised, run a line of distraction, try to muddy the waters, hide your actions behind a disingenuous claim of stolen emails.

    Another parallel Key shuld be aware of, and worried about, is how the precursor emails to the Hollow Men kept appearing whilst Brash was on the campaign trail. He was dogged by allegations being drip fed into the public arena. Every time Brash thought he was making progress on something, and email would come along to cast a shadow on his integrity. 5 weeks of the political campaign for Key. A drip feed of emails casting doubt on his integrity.

  3. disturbed 4

    How can you find out how someone’s hacking your emails or hard drive anyone?

    Not a tech buff but I notice there is a change in screen condition as there are background shades all over the screen sometimes and the operation during sending and receiving emails has slowed, are they grabbing the data as we work?

    We never have seen this before, and screen has been checked as is o/k.

    This has only begun since we began posted stuff about Key a month ago.

    Any tech buffs or INTEL folk advise us if we are being covertly monitored, if so what can we do to prevent it?

    • Murray Olsen 4.1

      Have you checked your computer for viruses? They can slow things down quite a lot. I suspect if the GCSB were monitoring you, it would be in a way you wouldn’t notice. I always act as if the government of more than one country is reading everything I type. If they’re not, no harm done.

  4. Tracey 5

    my brother has been burgled over five times. On one occassion the family was away so i dealt with the police. A guy came to take fingerprints. He told me they steal to order.

    So even though you might have expensive items, if they are the electronics crew, they only sweep for electronics, if they are the jewellery crew they sweep for jewels and leave laptops, phones, tvs alone. It was jewels taken in this heist and i asked him why no tvs, cameras laptops which were lying around. That was his explanation.

    I know it is a satirical post but thought i would add this to dispel the Nats conspiracy tgeory.

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