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1:58 pm, January 25th, 2012 - 22 comments
Categories: humour, national/act government -
Tags: sun
Scott at Imperator Fish has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts from his blog – the original of this post is here
Still, it’s just what I’d expect from this radiation-friendly government. Forget the whole anti-nuclear policy that Key claims to now support. The Nats have always been lukewarm on keeping us safe from the effects of radiation, and this just provides further evidence.
If you think “so what, nothing much happened to us when this last occurred in 2005”, then you’re woefully wrong, and your profound ignorance should be placed on a pedestal so that generations of children to come may see it and be amused.
So you think 2005 wasn’t bad? Think again!
And as if that wasn’t awful enough, the pestilential evil that was Star Wars Episode III was released that same year. I suppose the only shining light was that Episode III brought to a merciful end one of the most overblown, overrated and underwhelming movie series in cinematic history.
So the question I want answered, and that we should all be asking, is this:
John Key, what is your government doing to blot out the sun?
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Woah. Deja vu.
Obviously my blogpost was so good they thought it was worth repeating
Yeah looks like a bit of a ditto. Corrected and removed the second copy. Sorry about that, I will send an e-mail to the editor who put it up to tell them to lay off (sniffing) the paste for a while.
In aditional news – WATER IS A CHEMICAL!!! It even has a name – “H20” Nasty evil scientists are always trying to find ways of poisoning us with chemicals!!!
Now to be fair National did try to ban water:
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/38005/National-MP-falls-victim-to-water-hoax
Scarily:
Jacqui is has recently been appointed as Chairperson of the Law and Order Select Committee which considers matters relating to corrections, courts, criminal law, police, and serious fraud. Jacqui is enthusiastic that this role gives her the opportunity to support the creation of legislation that will maintain effective law enforcement and create safer communities for all New Zealanders.
The one and only time I have seen Jacqui Dean in action was on Back Benchers about six months ago. She came across to me as a bimbo who tried to win the debate by shouting her opponents down.
“Scott at Imperator Fish has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts from his blog”
Does that mean you have to republish all of them?
Yes!
er no, actually…
Nothing against your posts Scott, just not sure that all of them – while some of them certainly do – work within the context of the Standard.
Just my 2c.
They appeal to me. Clever satire fits in anywhere imho. Loved the kindergarten analagy.
Nah, with every post Scott disproves the myth that the left have no sense of humour.
I see nothing humorous about the allegation Key is if not God, a minor deity. Just statement of fact. Thanks the left for pointing it out.
I’ve wondered the same.
what is kweewee going to do?
hide in the bunker and look for someone to payoff to get rid of it.
Scott you should also think about posting the odd comment.
A funny yet sharp response to some of the trolling that happens around here would be a welcome contribution.
Eek, I barely have enough time to write my own blog, and you want me to trawl other blogs too?
Yeah, I don’t know how myself. And I barely write posts these days because of work.
Well anything will be step up from “get fuked you Tory retard”.
Never mind Episode III.
What about the 1984 approach used in the 1997 re-release of Episode IV?
Han shot first damnit.
Actually, I never got Winston’s job (the original aspidistra Winston, not the one we have who was named after him): Just as it is today there is no way a journo in Airstrip One would have gone to the library to look up an old issue of the Times for fact checking. Why check facts when evidence for the benevolence of BB is all around?
Han did shoot first, and George Lucas is an ass for trying to rewrite history.
I’ve seen a clip of Lucas wearing a t-shirt that said “Han shot first!”.