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- Oranga Tamariki cuts commit tamariki to state abuseTe Pāti Māori is disgusted at the confirmation that hundreds are set to lose their jobs at Oranga Tamariki, and the disestablishment of the Treaty Response Unit. “This act of absolute carelessness and out of touch decision making is committing tamariki to state abuse.” Said Te Pāti Māori Oranga Tamariki ...3 weeks ago
- NZ and the UAE launch FTA negotiations
Minister for Trade Todd McClay today announced that New Zealand and the United Arab Emirates (UAE) will commence negotiations on a free trade agreement (FTA). Minister McClay met with his counterpart UAE Trade Minister Dr Thani bin Ahmed Al Zeyoudi in Dubai, where they announced the launch of negotiations on a ...4 hours ago - New Zealand Sign Language Week an opportunity for anyone to signNew Zealand Sign Language Week is an excellent opportunity for all Kiwis to give the language a go, Disabilities Issues Minister Louise Upston says. This week (May 6 to 12) is New Zealand Sign Language (NZSL) Week. The theme is “an Aotearoa where anyone can sign anywhere” and aims to ...15 hours ago
- Next stop NASA for New Zealand studentsSix tertiary students have been selected to work on NASA projects in the US through a New Zealand Space Scholarship, Space Minister Judith Collins announced today. “This is a fantastic opportunity for these talented students. They will undertake internships at NASA’s Ames Research Center or its Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL), where ...16 hours ago
- $1.9 billion investment to keep NZ safe from crimeNew Zealanders will be safer because of a $1.9 billion investment in more frontline Corrections officers, more support for offenders to turn away from crime, and more prison capacity, Corrections Minister Mark Mitchell says. “Our Government said we would crack down on crime. We promised to restore law and order, ...16 hours ago
- OECD reinforces need to control spendingThe OECD’s latest report on New Zealand reinforces the importance of bringing Government spending under control, Finance Minister Nicola Willis says. The OECD conducts country surveys every two years to review its members’ economic policies. The 2024 New Zealand survey was presented in Wellington today by OECD Chief Economist Clare Lombardelli. ...19 hours ago
- Agreement delivers Local Water Done Well for AucklandThe Government has delivered on its election promise to provide a financially sustainable model for Auckland under its Local Water Done Well plan. The plan, which has been unanimously endorsed by Auckland Council’s Governing Body, will see Aucklanders avoid the previously projected 25.8 per cent water rates increases while retaining ...2 days ago
- Gaza and the Pacific on the agenda with GermanyForeign Minister Winston Peters discussed the need for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza, and enhanced cooperation in the Pacific with German Foreign Minister Annalena Baerbock during her first official visit to New Zealand today. "New Zealand and Germany enjoy shared interests and values, including the rule of law, democracy, respect for the international system ...3 days ago
- Decision allows for housing growth in Western Bay of PlentyThe Minister Responsible for RMA Reform, Chris Bishop today released his decision on four recommendations referred to him by the Western Bay of Plenty District Council, opening the door to housing growth in the area. The Council’s Plan Change 92 allows more homes to be built in existing and new ...4 days ago
- Speech to New Zealand China CouncilThank you, John McKinnon and the New Zealand China Council for the invitation to speak to you today. Thank you too, all members of the China Council. Your effort has played an essential role in helping to build, shape, and grow a balanced and resilient relationship between our two ...4 days ago
- Modern insurance law will protect Kiwi householdsThe Government is modernising insurance law to better protect Kiwis and provide security in the event of a disaster, Commerce and Consumer Affairs Minister Andrew Bayly announced today. “These reforms are long overdue. New Zealand’s insurance law is complicated and dated, some of which is more than 100 years old. ...5 days ago
- Government recommits to equal payThe coalition Government is refreshing its approach to supporting pay equity claims as time-limited funding for the Pay Equity Taskforce comes to an end, Public Service Minister Nicola Willis says. “Three years ago, the then-government introduced changes to the Equal Pay Act to support pay equity bargaining. The changes were ...5 days ago
- Transforming how our children learn to readStructured literacy will change the way New Zealand children learn to read - improving achievement and setting students up for success, Education Minister Erica Stanford says. “Being able to read and write is a fundamental life skill that too many young people are missing out on. Recent data shows that ...5 days ago
- NZ not backing down in Canada dairy disputeTrade Minister Todd McClay says Canada’s refusal to comply in full with a CPTPP trade dispute ruling in our favour over dairy trade is cynical and New Zealand has no intention of backing down. Mr McClay said he has asked for urgent legal advice in respect of our ‘next move’ ...5 days ago
- Stronger oversight for our most vulnerable childrenThe rights of our children and young people will be enhanced by changes the coalition Government will make to strengthen oversight of the Oranga Tamariki system, including restoring a single Children’s Commissioner. “The Government is committed to delivering better public services that care for our most at-risk young people and ...5 days ago
- Streamlining Building Consent ChangesThe Government is making it easier for minor changes to be made to a building consent so building a home is easier and more affordable, Building and Construction Minister Chris Penk says. “The coalition Government is focused on making it easier and cheaper to build homes so we can ...5 days ago
- Minister acknowledges passing of Sir Robert Martin (KNZM)New Zealand lost a true legend when internationally renowned disability advocate Sir Robert Martin (KNZM) passed away at his home in Whanganui last night, Disabilities Issues Minister Louise Upston says. “Our Government’s thoughts are with his wife Lynda, family and community, those he has worked with, the disability community in ...6 days ago
- Speech to New Zealand Institute of International Affairs, Parliament – Annual Lecture: Challenges ...Good evening – Before discussing the challenges and opportunities facing New Zealand’s foreign policy, we’d like to first acknowledge the New Zealand Institute of International Affairs. You have contributed to debates about New Zealand foreign policy over a long period of time, and we thank you for hosting us. ...6 days ago
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- Community hui to talk about kina barrensPeople with an interest in the health of Northland’s marine ecosystems are invited to a public meeting to discuss how to deal with kina barrens, Oceans and Fisheries Minister Shane Jones says. Mr Jones will lead the discussion, which will take place on Friday, 10 May, at Awanui Hotel in ...6 days ago
- Kiwi exporters win as NZ-EU FTA enters into forceKiwi exporters are $100 million better off today with the NZ EU FTA entering into force says Trade Minister Todd McClay. “This is all part of our plan to grow the economy. New Zealand's prosperity depends on international trade, making up 60 per cent of the country’s total economic activity. ...6 days ago
- Mining resurgence a welcome signThere are heartening signs that the extractive sector is once again becoming an attractive prospect for investors and a source of economic prosperity for New Zealand, Resources Minister Shane Jones says. “The beginnings of a resurgence in extractive industries are apparent in media reports of the sector in the past ...6 days ago
- Ō-Rākau Remembrance Bill passes first readingThe return of the historic Ō-Rākau battle site to the descendants of those who fought there moved one step closer today with the first reading of Te Pire mō Ō-Rākau, Te Pae o Maumahara / The Ō-Rākau Remembrance Bill. The Bill will entrust the 9.7-hectare battle site, five kilometres west ...7 days ago
- Government to boost public EV charging networkEnergy Minister Simeon Brown has announced 25 new high-speed EV charging hubs along key routes between major urban centres and outlined the Government’s plan to supercharge New Zealand’s EV infrastructure. The hubs will each have several chargers and be capable of charging at least four – and up to 10 ...7 days ago
- Residential Property Managers Bill to not progressThe coalition Government will not proceed with the previous Government’s plans to regulate residential property managers, Housing Minister Chris Bishop says. “I have written to the Chairperson of the Social Services and Community Committee to inform him that the Government does not intend to support the Residential Property Managers Bill ...7 days ago
- Independent review into disability support servicesThe Government has announced an independent review into the disability support system funded by the Ministry of Disabled People – Whaikaha. Disability Issues Minister Louise Upston says the review will look at what can be done to strengthen the long-term sustainability of Disability Support Services to provide disabled people and ...7 days ago
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- Trade Minister travels to Riyadh, OECD, and DubaiTrade Minister Todd McClay heads overseas today for high-level trade talks in the Gulf region, and a key OECD meeting in Paris. Mr McClay will travel to Riyadh to meet with counterparts from Saudi Arabia and the Gulf Cooperation Council (GCC). “New Zealand’s goods and services exports to the Gulf region ...1 week ago
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- Supporting whānau out of emergency housingWhānau with tamariki growing up in emergency housing motels will be prioritised for social housing starting this week, says Associate Housing Minister Tama Potaka. “Giving these whānau a better opportunity to build healthy stable lives for themselves and future generations is an essential part of the Government’s goal of reducing ...1 week ago
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- Government saves access to medicinesAssociate Health Minister David Seymour has announced Pharmac’s largest ever budget of $6.294 billion over four years, fixing a $1.774 billion fiscal cliff. “Access to medicines is a crucial part of many Kiwis’ lives. We’ve committed to a budget allocation of $1.774 billion over four years so Kiwis are ...1 week ago
- Pharmac Chair appointedHon Paula Bennett has been appointed as member and chair of the Pharmac board, Associate Health Minister David Seymour announced today. "Pharmac is a critical part of New Zealand's health system and plays a significant role in ensuring that Kiwis have the best possible access to medicines,” says Mr Seymour. ...1 week ago
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- Anzac Commemorative Address – NZ National Service, Chunuk BairDistinguished guests - It is an honour to return once again to this site which, as the resting place for so many of our war-dead, has become a sacred place for generations of New Zealanders. Our presence here and at the other special spaces of Gallipoli is made ...2 weeks ago
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- Experts Sign Open Letter To Legalise Drugs In New Zealand
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- How Kiwis are getting their families out of PalestineMohammed paid $70,000 to get his 10 family members into Egypt. They still don’t have a clear way into New Zealand. The post How Kiwis are getting their families out of Palestine appeared first on Newsroom. ...4 hours ago
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Yes, we could fit a couple of houses here.
Cant find a railroad track ….but this will do.
Roads of National Insignificants.
^^ My favourite thusfar.
brilliant, mac1.
“Roads of National Insignificants”
Rogues of National significance.
That works very well, Clemgeopin. Nice one.
Local men play chicken, find career as political roadkill.
National Cycle Way defeats tory efforts to throw each other under the bus.
Roads of Nationals pig ignorance
asphalt as insulation.. we can house people in car parks
I am out-standing so I am able to lie down on the job.
“You see Maurice, all this talk of people living in the gutter, it’s actually quite comfortable”.
A great caption! This one wins, IMO.
Fat reptile warms belly on hot road.
Progress on cycleway halted by incompetent obstruction.
You might die ,you say nick ? (Shrug) it happens
When he stands up, just a little nudge
With apologies to Talking Heads….
Nick was the Housing Minister but he still liked his asphelt.
Check it out … two moons!
National MPs lose their footing.
No fluoro, no cones, no signs, no speed restrictions… lucky they have their backs to the traffic, otherwise a driver would have had a plausible defense for a lack of impulse control. But then the folk most abused by this government can’t afford to fill the tank.
Minister’s pride hurt in attempted hit & run.
“Did you get his number, Maurice?”
“No, but he was Smiling and taking a selfie.”
LOL +1
Police look on from a distance as two idiots obstruct a public roadway.
They should have been fined like the port hills cyclist.
Proving we’re untouchable
“Bit further mate, I’m right behind you”
From here Nick and in my experience your head could really roll along way
When John says lie you do it
See, no worries. The whole country is failing to keep left at crucial times.
Tory chicken: who is willing to move farthest to their right?
edit lolsnap augustus
Hit the road Nick and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more.
We are really hard men! compared to that grass loving hippy Colin Craig
Nick & Maurice try to commit suicide, because of bullying by journalists.
Key thinks we are two idiots and nincompoops. We want to show him that we are not! not! not! not! not! not! Not even! Nah, nah, nah, nah!
NAAAAAAAAAaaaaahMORRICE..I fuckjn GOT this one *hic.. no worries …wares mi fxfkjn keys …oh ahhh …this is nice. ..jst lemme hav a wee kip..mmmm *mumble mumble ….
Oh choice ..heres comes P.Ms limo.. this is gonna be choice … Look up Nicky … Look up.. wave wave …just lift yr fuckin arm a bit .. ah fuck……look Don’t Move..
.. Hey ! Hi there John! Oh… Nick? Yeah.. I Know… I Know.. look.. if theres Anything I can…call tomorrow? Oh look… Anytime… yep.. I’ll be around …See you!……s’o.k Nicky.. all coochy… num nums… mmm sleepy bye baby…
“Hey Mau, can you touch that colourful big rainbow up there?”
“No Ni, just your beautiful tiny bum down here, love!”
Transport Minister Smith has just closed all cycleways and made them into person rolling lanes. This is based on new research that people side rolling can transport greater numbers than traditional empty cycle lanes.
Conservative Party Leadership Hopefuls Roadshow destroys “Big Gay Rainbow”.
or
Roadway tries desperately to distance itself from undesirable pedestrians.
You know if you’re going to throw someone under a bus maybe the cycle lane is not quite the right place to do it
🙂
Maurice; ” Nick, I’m not sure this is what the PM meant when he told us to lie about the roads”.
well done, potato.
Maurice: There were a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road.
Nick: Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o’clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues.
Maurice: Aye, and they think they know about social housing crisis!
Maurice to Nick: “The Prime Minister said that you should follow my example and fall down on the job.”
watch this road get destroyed in seconds , everything i touch stuffs up.
Never mind the width Mr Liu, feel the quality!
Just a bit further to your right, guys…
Nick Smith & Maurice Williamson discuss proposal to privatise roading system.
Nick Smith hopes for Suicide by Cyclist, rather than face Judith Collins as PM
Incompetent Nats turn night on the tiles into morning on the asphalt
Goodbye porky pies
Latest reality show – come lie with me – “it’s like a mash up of the odd couple and dancing with the stars with a bit of building renovation all mixed with healthy doses of Game of Thrones humour” says Nick. Maurice agrees, “Yeah, nah, yeah – this show makes breaking bad look like breaking pretty good – Nick and I are fucken all over it yo.
…..Forest and Bird release photographic proof that national pests are on the increase and advice that road users can reduce this threat to N.Z by turning them into roadkill
What’s wrong with being a roadie? I had to be resilient while I was young. (Damn someone else, mac1, has beaten me to the Monty Python touch! But mine has extras! I’ve put in the link so you can see facsmiles of our pollies at a National Party planning session for the social standards of our society.)
Well we had it tough…There were a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road. ..We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o’clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues.
Well spotted greyshark!
“Just a little further left Nick and that should provide me with an opening…….”
“…and the bedroom would be here…what a view to wake up to….”
M.W. born 1951, N.S. born 1964………Crouching Rabbit, Lying Dragon.
No comment, but what are they actually doing??
Mind boggles Ffloyd. First time I have seen a sober MP like that!
Putting meaning into the term ‘ political suicide ‘.
Why did the politicians crawl cross the road?
Who cares. Just let them carry on
So it’s now called down and dirty politics?
Two numpties trying out for NZs version of ‘pimp my ride’
Sea level should be about here in ten years.
Smith: “you see folks, tourist drivers aren’t as bad as you say they are or I would have been hit by now.”
Ta for the memories new zealand
“No, no….I can see the boundary peg…. definitely Crown land!”
“Quick. Catch that last Kiwi, we have nothing else left to sell”.
” You try it first Smithy “
Why don’t we do it in the road? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM02WcvlKn0
Housing Minister crosses the line to new low.
Old Morrie nicked on busy road.
Cycle lane becomes psycho lain.
Minister of Environment rescues Tar Seal.
Williamson happy to be to the left of Smith and not as low.
@ repateet
Best collection of captions I have seen.
possum anyone?…where is the sheep truck?
Come on Nick, this is not the best place to play marbles. You are losing yours down the drain.
National test, speed calming measures….
Seriously,,,do we have to get this low to look up Paulas skirt?
National trials new speed bumps…Guaranteed to attract the fastest of drivers.
LOL +1
National Mps, backbones, give way at the most inconvenient time
Ok Maurice give it a few years of evolution, and apparently we get to walk upright……
Ok, Maurice i may be going all out for this PR shoot yet get yr hand out of my arse!
Couple in passing car…..Hey babe did you see that,,,,,two shits trying to hide potholes!!!
You see all this hard shoulder Maurice?
Soon it will be all mine to build houses on,,,all mine and stuff the Maoris…Mine i say.
Now if we build them slim I think wed be able to get at least a few thousand units along this side of the road…and with sea views!!!!!
Maurice has anyone ever told you, you bear bear more than a passing resemble to discredited Rolf Harris? No I cant guess what it is yet Maurice!
Stay perfectly still Maurice,,,,look at the camera, say nothing,,,,and perhaps they will never twig my legs seem to have grown to an inhuman size….
Must be our lizard genes!!!
Phew safe……..at last…..stuff…the rest of them in the floods…
Maurice you pick the oddest place to propose!
+1 LOL!
Shit its the press..Right maurice act naturally…
Tell you what I’m going to get the bugger that super glued my hand to this road.
After huge criticism over the Christchurch re building affair….National unveil their state of the art, earthquake detection unit
I knew this hand would come in handy…
Meanwhile, the assassin sat in a hired 4wd and smiled as he fondled the ponytail that was part of his disguise. He thought of how much easier his job would be without those two troublemakers. Patiently he waited for the passing station wagon to turn the bend and pass out of sight. Then he set his foot down on the accelerator as hard as he could….
Choice!!!!…..lol
yep, cant see any railway here now. We have done a good job we have at destroying our rail network and making sure that we build more roads and pollute our environment with carbon minoxide emissions from trucks and cars sobthe oeople will be stuffed in the head to vote and this way we stay in power with our corruption.
I’ll be the damsel in distress and you can be the hunky corporate banker about to Roger Douglas me!!
Q : why did these two pollies lie on the road?
A : Because they are habitual liars. They do that everywhere!
White Line Fever.
It’s all a part of the cycle of life. These vermin are on the road to becoming roadkill.
Somewhere in Pakuranga…..
‘ Darling Mauri my love, do you think I can get away with putting up some houses inside these two lines?’
‘Sure Smithy my sweetie. Whatever you want! I will go all the way with you my dear’
Its the end of the road for me Maurice!
I can foresee a lot of people pulling out a lot of their catch lines out from storage for this one. Whatever it is, seems like we can’t seem to find a solution to whom to award the best tagline to yet! Haha!