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Customs Minister Casey Costello has praised the work of Customsâ Child Exploitation Operations Team (CEOT) for their commitment to combat the sexual exploitation and abuse of children. This specialist team in Customs features in an hour-long documentary, Unmasking the Monsters, which airs tonight on TVNZ 1. âItâs important that Customs has taken this ...2 hours ago - Prime Ministerâs scholarships awarded
New Zealand is strengthening its global connections with Asia and Latin America, as 119 individual recipients have been awarded Prime Ministerâs Scholarships for education experiences abroad, Tertiary Education and Skills Minister Penny Simmonds says. âExpanding New Zealandâs global engagement through world-class international education is a key government priority,â Ms Simmonds ...3 hours ago
- Climate Minister to see Antarctica research first-hand
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- Child Protection Investigation Unit established
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- Speech at United States Business Summit 2024
Ka nui te mihi kia koutou. Ka mihi ki te mana whenua ko NgÄti WhÄtua ĆrÄkei. Kia ora and good morning everyone. Thank you Fran and Simon for inviting me here today, and importantly your leadership of this forum over several years now. I want to acknowledge David Gehrenbeck, Deputy ...3 days ago
- Record number of submissions received on granny flat proposal
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- District Court Judge appointed
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- New facility in Christchurch will improve the lives of young New Zealanders
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- Driver safety screens to be installed on Auckland buses
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- State of the art radiology machine for Auckland
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- Foreign Minister to visit Europe
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- First arrests made under gang patch ban
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- Better support for victims of sexual violence
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- MSA pilot participant update
One of the ten young men selected to participate in the Military-Style Academy Pilot has allegedly reoffended. Childrenâs Minister Karen Chhour is disappointed but says it would be naĂŻve to think that none of these young men would reoffend. âIâm saddened that this young person has not taken this opportunity ...4 days ago
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- Improving the lives of young New Zealanders
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TÄnÄ koutou katoa â it is a pleasure to be here today. I would like to begin by acknowledging the important leadership role you all play in ensuring a quality health system New Zealanders can trust. There is enormous clinical expertise in this room covering a wide range of disciplines. ...5 days ago
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TÄnÄ koutou katoa. Mr President, Excellencies, Delegates. New Zealand, and all nations represented here today, are already dealing with the impacts of climate change. Our households, businesses, and economies are bearing the costs of its effects. The choices we make now will shape the severity of these impacts for generations ...5 days ago
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The Government has released its second Quarterly Investment Report (QIR) which shows substantial work still to be done by agencies to improve investment reporting and meet the Governmentâs expectations, Infrastructure and Acting Finance Minister Chris Bishop says. âNew Zealand has significant infrastructure and investment needs. The Government is determined to get ...5 days ago
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- Gang crackdown begins at stroke of midnight
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- LGFA increases borrowing capacity to support high growth councils
The Government is welcoming the decision by the Local Government Funding Agency to increase access to financing tools for fast growing councils to support greater investment in critical infrastructure, Local Government Minister Simeon Brown says.âCommunities across the country are facing an infrastructure deficit and significant population growth is projected in ...6 days ago
- Temporary Traffic Management costs revealed
The Government has revealed that over the past three years, the New Zealand Transport Agency (NZTA) has spent an eyewatering $786 million of taxpayersâ money on road cones and temporary traffic management (TTM), Transport Minister Simeon Brown says.âWhen I became Minister, I was surprised to learn that that NZTA did ...6 days ago
- Jurisdiction of Disputes Tribunal to double
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- Protecting New Zealand from foreign interference
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Transport Minister Simeon Brown has welcomed news that the NZ Transport Agency (NZTA) Board has approved funding towards pre-implementation and early works on the State Highway 1 (SH1) Belfast to Pegasus Motorway and Woodend Bypass Road of National Significance (RoNS). âReaching this significant milestone is a reflection of our Governmentâs ...6 days ago
- Health survey results to help drive change
Health Minister Dr Shane Reti says findings from the annual Health Survey highlight the need to continue driving better health outcomes for New Zealanders. The New Zealand Health Survey is an annual snapshot of key metrics measured from July 2023 â July 2024. Findings released this morning include: In 2023/24, ...6 days ago
- Final push needed to get to Smokefree 2025
A renewed effort to get people to quit smoking will build on what has worked to date and target the groups who most need support, Associate Health Minister Casey Costello said today. âThe latest New Zealand Health Survey results show the daily smoking rate at 6.9 per cent and we ...6 days ago
- New diplomatic appointments
Foreign Affairs Minister Winston Peters has announced four new diplomatic appointments. âOur diplomats play an important role in ensuring New Zealandâs interests are maintained and enhanced across the world,â Mr Peters says. âIt is a pleasure to announce the appointment of these senior diplomats from the Ministry of Foreign ...6 days ago
- Next steps for Regulatory Standards Bill
Regulation Minister David Seymour has today announced the next steps in the Governmentâs plan improve the quality of regulation by opening consultation on a proposed Regulatory Standards Bill. âNew Zealand's low wages can be blamed on low productivity, and low productivity can be blamed on poor regulation,â says Mr Seymour. ...6 days ago
- Red Tape Tipline goes live
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- Youth Parliament 2025 announced
The Minister for Youth Matt Doocey has today announced the eleventh Youth Parliament will be taking place in 2025. âYouth Parliament offers a unique youth development opportunity to young people from across New Zealand to experience the political process and learn about how government works,â says Mr Doocey. âThe two-day ...1 week ago
- Cristopher Luxon and Police Commissioner announce new Auckland police station
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Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Laura Dawes, Research Fellow in Medico-Legal History, Australian National University Peter Krocka/Shutterstock This month marks 35 years of DNA evidence being used in Australian legal cases. But unlike DNA firsts in other countries, Autraliaâs is perhaps the most significant legal milestone ...34 minutes ago - Character references tell a court youâre a good person. Why are convicted rapists allowed to use t...
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Vicki Lowik, Adjunct Research Fellow, School of Nursing, Midwifery and Social Sciences, CQUniversity Australia The Conversation,ElÄ«na ArÄja/Pexels In a recent Newcastle trial, a jury found three men guilty on multiple charges of sexually assaulting three teenage girls over two nights. The ...3 hours ago
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Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By MaĂŻa Ponsonnet, Researcher, Linguistics, The University of Western Australia KitohodkA/Shutterstock We all know what words we might shout out when we stub a toe or touch something hot. For those of us who speak English, itâs probably âouchâ. But what kinds ...3 hours ago
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- Surgeries being rejected to game waitlist targets, Labour alleges
The Opposition says the number of people going onto waitlists is being limited, as GPs complain of referrals being rejected. ...3 hours ago
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Taxpayersâ Union Communications Officer Alex Emes called the deal âa move towards global socialismâ due to the agreed upon large transfer of wealth from countries like New Zealand to the third world. ...5 hours ago - New Zealand Ports Urged To End Live Animal Exports As Maritime Union Takes Stand
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We know how to cut emissions - we have all the technology and tools to do so. Whatâs needed is political will to put these tools into action. ...5 hours ago
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At the outset, expectations were low â but even with considerable headwinds, progress was made. The petroleum-laden dust has settled on this yearâs United Nations climate summit, Cop29, held over the past fortnight in Baku, Azerbaijan. Climate scientists, leaders, lobbyists and delegates are heading for home. The meeting achieved ...6 hours ago
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This is how you run a country:
This is how you deal with the likes of SCF:
This is how you deal with Technology:
etc, ad nauseum.
Find some sand and bury your head as deep as you can.
Girl at back shouted “Look out, Goff is coming!”
Heh, that’s right, those NATs better watch out, Goff IS coming đ
fap fap fap
Gel for Dunne’s bouffant đ
Glue for Key’s Toupee.
Just another cabinet meeting putting head in the sand. The little people just don’t understand.
Thanks to a National government you can kiss your arse goodbye.
Keyster prepares for economic tsumani and gets ready by kissing the dirt.
Post 2011 election ex Nat MPs find useful employment as footstools.
After ruining New Zealand Key makes the best of his new career as a dust mite inspector.
Showing he’s all mouth and no trousers Key hits the deck when his favourite milf strolls by.
“Please God, if I promise to resign just let my rug stay on ’til I can get to my limo”.
In that vein…
As time wore on Key was forced to become increasingly creative to stop his toupee from being exposed, even going so far as to fake an emergency drill when a classroom he was visiting featured particularly strong air conditioning.
Big LOL Tigger, you’ve made my afternoon đ
Nit checks: part of the visitor experience in all new Tolley-schools.
– that’s not as bad a checking for worms.
All bow down to Brownlee!
This is what they do when even the little kids think they’re a joke, same as when anyone questions their polocies.
If only I could kiss my arse goodbye.
Argh! Did somebody say close the gap with Australia?
If I stay like this nobody can see me, hopefully they will stop asking questions.
Nationals new policy direction.
I always thought my shit didn’t stink.
This is how you check for nits children, they’re very nutritious.
John Key: I really hope Petrobras uses some lube.
Thought it was an earthquake drill……as for a caption how about,
Watch out Gerry’s been to Bellamys for lunch and had the guinness and bratwurst.
Assume positions for the Business Round Table members’ visit.
Top notch ianmac, never a truer word spoken.
Absolutely loving this thread.
“Duck and Cover”
National plan to bring back corporal punishment and show some students how to assume the position for punishment.
Nats reparing for the basklash of unhappy punters.
Rainbow wing successfully infiltrates National party
Warm up exercise to massage the brain as has been so sluggish lately regarding SCF meltdown details.
“The privatization of our assets starts here.”
Key offers another conversion photo-op as he casts around looking for electoral support… “from Judaism to High Anglican and now Islam how broad churched can I be?” Key asked his PR team at a meeting on the 9th floor today.
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All media comments remarking on his political cynicism were immediately blocked by compliant Editors of Mediaworks.
The zip to remove this horrible human costume from our reptilian bodies is here.
Oops! Insult to reptiles.
Yoga postures for politicians. With perseverance, you will eventually be able to kiss your own behind.
Even with their hands over their ears, Key and his Mincers could hear the children taunt,
“Do the cat-walk, do the cat-walk!”
JK leads the faithful as National make good progress on disappearing up their own jaksies
1.Key and tolley praying to the god of money.
2. Hear no evil, Hear no evil, Hear no evil.
3. Friday prayers.
4. This is what you do when the economy collapses
When the economy collapses you go into the up right fetal position. Practising for the mid May budget announcements.
And when you grow up, boys and girls, you can join Kate and me in the jihad against the poor.
yes, thank you prime minister – now would anyone else like to show what they do at work?
“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”
“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”
“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”
“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”
“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”
“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”
Yes! Fantastic.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu
Lovecraft was a wee bit weird….
This is how you bow to the almighty dollar kiddies.
WILKINSON CLEAR WINNER IN GNATS TESTOSTERONE SEARCH: detachable head “unfair advantage” claims PM
NAT CAUCUSÂ SCRUTINISES OWN RECORDÂ
A careful study of the central figure in this private co-ed mental-age class reveals a small shiny object in the pocket of the rich known as a key
SEARCH FOR BRIGHTER FUTURE GOES INTERNAL
Newsflash: Key failed primary and is recalled for due punishment and ridicule.
The Prime Minister models the scene in Ministerial Services when he fields questions during Question time in Parliament over the purchase of the BMWs…
1st from Kiwibog:
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Kate Wilkinson shows off her brain removal scar.
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http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2011/04/caption_contest-22.html
“If nobody else will suck it for me I guess I’m going to have to do it myself…. damn! Can’t reach!”
Now I know I used to have a backbone somewhere around here.
I’m just waiting for the Trevor Loudon blog post using this image as proof of the Nat/Islam/Marxist plot to overthrow America.
John Key demonstrates how employees must now show their respect for employers after changes to Employment Relations Act.
“…and this is how Bill English would be positioned prior to his beheading for his mismanagement of SCF, if I was a Prime Minister who actually bothered to make his Minister accountable…”
No No No. You have to show the filthy bene’s how to bow lower.
“This is the way we hide from Hide,
hide from Hide, hide from Hide,
this is the way we hide from HideÂ
Ev-er-y day in the Bee-hive.”
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Small child killed when Brownlee’s leapfrog game goes horribly wrong
“John. John. Come to my bosom. I am ready to give you your reward for choosing me, me, me instead of those other dopey clods!”
“Ok Labour poll readers, who wants a drink?”
Not bad for a newbie!