Caption contest

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1. fermionic_interference 1

   15 April 2011 at 2:54 pm

   This is how you run a country:
   This is how you deal with the likes of SCF:
   This is how you deal with Technology:
   etc, ad nauseum.
   Find some sand and bury your head as deep as you can.
2. PeteG 2

   15 April 2011 at 2:55 pm

   Girl at back shouted “Look out, Goff is coming!”
   • Colonial Viper 2.1

     15 April 2011 at 2:57 pm

     Heh, that’s right, those NATs better watch out, Goff IS coming 🙂
     • higherstandard 2.1.1

       15 April 2011 at 3:30 pm

       fap fap fap
       • todd 2.1.1.1

         15 April 2011 at 3:43 pm

         Gel for Dunne’s bouffant 🙂
         • todd 2.1.1.1.1

           15 April 2011 at 5:48 pm

           Glue for Key’s Toupee.
3. Dans 3

   15 April 2011 at 2:55 pm

   Just another cabinet meeting putting head in the sand. The little people just don’t understand.
4. r0b 4

   15 April 2011 at 2:58 pm

   Thanks to a National government you can kiss your arse goodbye.
5. Carol 5

   15 April 2011 at 3:02 pm

   They are taken seriously by the mad and laughed at by children – because Dracula has proved, a little surprisingly, to be a great comedian.
6. M 6

   15 April 2011 at 3:04 pm

   Keyster prepares for economic tsumani and gets ready by kissing the dirt.
7. r0b 7

   15 April 2011 at 3:05 pm

   Post 2011 election ex Nat MPs find useful employment as footstools.
8. M 8

   15 April 2011 at 3:06 pm

   After ruining New Zealand Key makes the best of his new career as a dust mite inspector.
9. M 9

   15 April 2011 at 3:08 pm

   Showing he’s all mouth and no trousers Key hits the deck when his favourite milf strolls by.
10. M 10

    15 April 2011 at 3:13 pm

    “Please God, if I promise to resign just let my rug stay on ’til I can get to my limo”.
    • Tigger 10.1

      15 April 2011 at 3:32 pm

      In that vein…
      As time wore on Key was forced to become increasingly creative to stop his toupee from being exposed, even going so far as to fake an emergency drill when a classroom he was visiting featured particularly strong air conditioning.
      • M 10.1.1

        15 April 2011 at 5:01 pm

        Big LOL Tigger, you’ve made my afternoon 🙂
11. robertguyton 11

    15 April 2011 at 3:14 pm

    Nit checks: part of the visitor experience in all new Tolley-schools.
    • PeteG 11.1

      15 April 2011 at 3:24 pm

      – that’s not as bad a checking for worms.
12. Alpacaman 12

    15 April 2011 at 3:16 pm

    All bow down to Brownlee!
13. Akldnut 13

    15 April 2011 at 3:23 pm

    This is what they do when even the little kids think they’re a joke, same as when anyone questions their polocies.
14. todd 14

    15 April 2011 at 3:29 pm

    If only I could kiss my arse goodbye.

    Argh! Did somebody say close the gap with Australia?

    If I stay like this nobody can see me, hopefully they will stop asking questions.

    Nationals new policy direction.

    I always thought my shit didn’t stink.

    This is how you check for nits children, they’re very nutritious.

    John Key: I really hope Petrobras uses some lube.
15. higherstandard 15

    15 April 2011 at 3:29 pm

    Thought it was an earthquake drill……as for a caption how about,

    Watch out Gerry’s been to Bellamys for lunch and had the guinness and bratwurst.
16. ianmac 16

    15 April 2011 at 3:37 pm

    Assume positions for the Business Round Table members’ visit.
    • M 16.1

      15 April 2011 at 5:04 pm

      Top notch ianmac, never a truer word spoken.

      Absolutely loving this thread.
17. Barry 17

    15 April 2011 at 3:42 pm

    “Duck and Cover”
18. todd 18

    15 April 2011 at 3:46 pm

    National plan to bring back corporal punishment and show some students how to assume the position for punishment.
19. Akldnut 19

    15 April 2011 at 3:51 pm

    Nats reparing for the basklash of unhappy punters.
20. chris73 20

    15 April 2011 at 3:53 pm

    Rainbow wing successfully infiltrates National party
21. Treetop 21

    15 April 2011 at 3:54 pm

    Warm up exercise to massage the brain as has been so sluggish lately regarding SCF meltdown details.
22. SloeDaddy 22

    15 April 2011 at 3:58 pm

    “The privatization of our assets starts here.”
23. Irascible 23

    15 April 2011 at 4:22 pm

    Key offers another conversion photo-op as he casts around looking for electoral support… “from Judaism to High Anglican and now Islam how broad churched can I be?” Key asked his PR team at a meeting on the 9th floor today.
     
    All media comments remarking on his political cynicism were immediately blocked by compliant Editors of Mediaworks.
24. todd 24

    15 April 2011 at 4:24 pm

    The zip to remove this horrible human costume from our reptilian bodies is here.

    Oops! Insult to reptiles.
25. bob 25

    15 April 2011 at 4:31 pm

    Yoga postures for politicians. With perseverance, you will eventually be able to kiss your own behind.
26. robertguyton 26

    15 April 2011 at 4:38 pm

    Even with their hands over their ears, Key and his Mincers could hear the children taunt,
    “Do the cat-walk, do the cat-walk!”
27. Puddleglum 27

    15 April 2011 at 4:43 pm

    JK leads the faithful as National make good progress on disappearing up their own jaksies
28. Akldnut 28

    15 April 2011 at 4:48 pm

    1.Key and tolley praying to the god of money.

    2. Hear no evil, Hear no evil, Hear no evil.

    3. Friday prayers.

    4. This is what you do when the economy collapses
    • Treetop 28.1

      16 April 2011 at 2:46 pm

      When the economy collapses you go into the up right fetal position.  Practising for the mid May budget announcements.
29. toad 29

    15 April 2011 at 4:52 pm

    And when you grow up, boys and girls, you can join Kate and me in the jihad against the poor.
30. marty mars 30

    15 April 2011 at 4:52 pm

    yes, thank you prime minister – now would anyone else like to show what they do at work?
31. Pascal's bookie 31

    15 April 2011 at 5:04 pm

    “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”

    “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”

    “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”

    “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”

    “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”

    “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”
    • Alpacaman 31.1

      15 April 2011 at 6:24 pm

      Yes! Fantastic.
    • lprent 31.2

      15 April 2011 at 11:31 pm

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu

      Lovecraft was a wee bit weird….
32. todd 32

    15 April 2011 at 5:11 pm

    This is how you bow to the almighty dollar kiddies.
33. ak 33

    15 April 2011 at 5:20 pm

    WILKINSON CLEAR WINNER IN GNATS TESTOSTERONE SEARCH:  detachable head “unfair advantage” claims PM

    NAT CAUCUS SCRUTINISES OWN RECORD 

    A careful study of the central figure in this private co-ed mental-age class reveals a small shiny object in the pocket of the rich known as a key

    SEARCH FOR BRIGHTER FUTURE GOES INTERNAL
34. todd 34

    15 April 2011 at 5:30 pm

    Newsflash: Key failed primary and is recalled for due punishment and ridicule.
35. logie97 35

    15 April 2011 at 5:45 pm

    The Prime Minister models the scene in Ministerial Services when he fields questions during Question time in Parliament over the purchase of the BMWs…
36. todd 36

    15 April 2011 at 5:46 pm

    1st from Kiwibog:
     
    Kate Wilkinson shows off her brain removal scar.
     
    http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2011/04/caption_contest-22.html
37. Zorr 37

    15 April 2011 at 5:47 pm

    “If nobody else will suck it for me I guess I’m going to have to do it myself…. damn! Can’t reach!”
38. todd 38

    15 April 2011 at 5:50 pm

    Now I know I used to have a backbone somewhere around here.
39. kerry 39

    15 April 2011 at 6:18 pm

    I’m just waiting for the Trevor Loudon blog post using this image as proof of the Nat/Islam/Marxist plot to overthrow America.
40. the sprout 40

    15 April 2011 at 6:51 pm

    John Key demonstrates how employees must now show their respect for employers after changes to Employment Relations Act.
41. Georgecom 41

    15 April 2011 at 7:36 pm

    “…and this is how Bill English would be positioned prior to his beheading for his mismanagement of SCF, if I was a Prime Minister who actually bothered to make his Minister accountable…”
42. Deadly_NZ 42

    15 April 2011 at 8:36 pm

    No No No. You have to show the filthy bene’s how to bow lower.
43. Pascal's bookie 43

    15 April 2011 at 8:45 pm

    “This is the way we hide from Hide,
    hide from Hide, hide from Hide,
    this is the way we hide from Hide 

    Ev-er-y day in the Bee-hive.”
    • the sprout 43.1

      15 April 2011 at 9:24 pm

      😆
44. freedom 44

    16 April 2011 at 9:23 am

    Small child killed when Brownlee’s leapfrog game goes horribly wrong
45. ianmac 45

    18 April 2011 at 2:17 pm

    “John. John. Come to my bosom. I am ready to give you your reward for choosing me, me, me instead of those other dopey clods!”
46. Aaron Newbie 46

    18 April 2011 at 2:54 pm

    “Ok Labour poll readers, who wants a drink?”
    • r0b 46.1

      18 April 2011 at 3:16 pm

      Not bad for a newbie!

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