Written By:
Guest post - Date published:
2:00 pm, July 23rd, 2009 - 13 comments
Categories: humour -
Tags:
I take it all back. Key really is a genius! I didn’t think he could do it, but I underestimated him. Under his leadership, the country has closed the gap with Australia.
By 30 centimetres.
“Massive New Zealand quake moves country West”
— r0b
The current rise of populism challenges the way we think about people’s relationship to the economy.We seem to be entering an era of populism, in which leadership in a democracy is based on preferences of the population which do not seem entirely rational nor serving their longer interests. ...
The server will be getting hardware changes this evening starting at 10pm NZDT.
The site will be off line for some hours.
lol – you’re awesome r0b
Very kind – but some Standardista editor improved my contribution, gave it the proper punch line (thanks for that!).
LOL
thats 30 cm closer than his predecessor managed.
Im waiting for the warmer climate
Of course Aunty Helen would of consulted Maori first to see if we had really moved 30 centimeters.
Finished interviewing your sphincter?
Nice one r0bbie!
Bizarroid, eh what? After sinking Labour’s “closing the gaps” with his disgusting and blatant hatemongering, our decrepit gentleman serial adulterer’s back for another huge gorge on the hard-working taxpayer as gap-closer-in-chief!
Quite frankly, like all decent right-minded kiwis, I’m fed up with all these special privileges and hand-outs for NZ businessmen based purely on footy-jersey colour: aren’t we all born with the same opportunities? This is pure separatism and nanny-statism at its worst, the sooner we get rid of that chutney ferret Keys and these arrogant corrupt communists the better.
Man I’m happy. I’ll be getting my block of cheese in no time.
Only 44 million years and we”ll be right alongside. Can’t wait to shake hands with my Aussie neighbours over that ditch. Ha, anti-spam word is ‘interfaces”. Spooky.
He didn’t need it any closer mate … he can walk there 🙂
Heh! (Actually – I’d pay good money to watch him try!)
Great post. Must be all of the clueless hot air triggering fault lines.
Roughly 2000 km between the two countries…. so we just need another 6000 earthquakes and we’ll be there. Maybe this is Mr Clueless‘ secret plan?