“It’s the end of the Tories…”

Written By: - Date published: 12:13 pm, May 23rd, 2024 - 27 comments
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UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak announces UK general election for Thursday 4 July

27 comments on ““It’s the end of the Tories…” ”

  1. Ad 1

    14 years is a very, very long time to be in power in a functional democracy.

    Hope Starmer can be even better than Blair.

    • Bearded Git 1.1

      Ad-you forgot the sarc label.

    • SPC 1.2

      Did no one do a weather check before the announcement?

      But he battled heavy rain that soaked his suit in just minutes, and he was almost drowned out by a loudspeaker outside the Downing Street gates, through which a protester blared D:Ream’s “Things Can Only Get Better,” the theme song of Labour’s big election win in 1997.

      Incompetence in even the smallest of details.

      It does remind one of the weather bomb on the day of the Brexit vote.

      https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/world/2024/05/uk-pm-rishi-sunak-calls-surprise-july-election-as-his-party-seeks-to-defy-dire-polls.html

      • Incognito 1.2.1

        Some of the Tory backbenchers paid for cloud seeding.

      • Anne 1.2.2

        Reminds me of the snap election annoucement in 1984. A drunken PM set the tone for a humiliating and well earned defeat.

        This time it rains on their parade. 🙂

        • SPC 1.2.2.1

          Apparently UK Treasury had just told them the test for a 10 billion tax cut later in the year could not be met, so they immediately announced an election in summertime (better weather for a campaign at least).

      • Obtrectator 1.2.3

        A bit late with this reply, but never mind. The announcement had to go ahead, rain or shine, because the meejah were all set up to cover it where it was made. Couldn't have all that logistics and testing and whatnot go to waste, could they? Much the same reason the infamous Super Rugby "fog final" of 2006 couldn't be postponed.

  2. SPC 2

    The foreshadowing of King Charles presiding over a red background (formerly the party of Attlee and Wilson) government.

    https://www.1news.co.nz/2024/05/15/opinion-split-on-king-charles-first-portrait-as-monarch/

    To further clue up those of the artistic community, who do not follow current affairs

    Note the subtle tilt of the head to the right and lack of size to the left jawbone.

    https://www.1news.co.nz/2024/05/23/dreadful-magazines-portrait-of-princess-kate-blasted-online/%5D

    PS The use of semiology/semaphore was first indicated in a recent photo – well covered in the media, apart from the most obvious thing the right hand signal of a young prince – pay attention y’all.

  3. SPC 3

    Looks like Sunak does not want a winter of discontent election campaign – rather lose the unwinnable election without freezing while doing so.

  4. Bearded Git 4

  5. roblogic 5

    Rishi Sunak is a diminutive wee fellow, desperate to make himself look bigger. The "Prime Miniature". He puts himself in weird positions in photos and curates his background so that he doesn't look so pathetic.

  6. SPC 6

    A great opportunity for a dry cleaning company in London.

    We can guarantee a timely dry cleaning service when it is required, but we cannot do the impossible and redeem the irredeemable Tory government.

  7. Mike the Lefty 7

    It will be what Martyn Bradbury on The Daily Blog tags a "grudge f…". like what happened to our Labour government last year.

    Except that this time the Conservatives actually deserve it.

  8. SPC 8

    Novara Media take

  9. PsyclingLeft.Always 9

    Trainstopping…: )

  10. mikesh 10

    I remember John Major's first election after taking over from Margaret Thatcher. Labour was certain to sweep back into government, they just couldn't lose, except that they did lose, and John Major continued a PM.

  11. Obtrectator 11

    "Well, that's the end of this suit!"

  12. Maurice 12

    It will take more than an electoral defeat to end them. They will simply fall back on the "old boys" network and since fewer of them will be in Parliament – even as opposition – they will become even more unaccountable and free to wreck undetected.

  13. Michael who failed Civics 13

    Never understimate Labour's ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Although the British Tories are a pack of brutal, arrogant, incompetent buffoons and although Starmer's lot have done their best not to offer substantive policy alternatives, the fact remains that the Tories have big money behind them and can afford to buy votes. They've done it before. Starmer lacks character and charisma; no doubt his backers caclulate the British voters are so fucked off with the Tories they'll vote for anyone else with a pulse (has Starmer got one?). I'd be more worried about what comes after Starmer moves in to no 10 Downing Street and confronts in in-box from hell.

  14. SPC 14

    UK energy costs in decline, but not as important when the election is in July.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cxeey91v540o

  15. SPC 15

    Is there no limit to the demise of the UK under the Tories?

    It is the only country in the world that does not have a constitution. Any form of political descent (sic) and association outside that of the ruling PFDJ movement is not allowed.

    Even the BBC is unable to maintain basic standards in English.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cw884l2wld8o

    Will they have grammarly or AI come to rescue them from failure of recruitment to be a gatekeeper from loss of educational standards?

  16. roblogic 16

    Starmer will be just as useless. He has spent his time in the Labour Party purging all the Corbyn supporters and actual lefties and it's now just another hollow puppet of the establishment elite.

    The oligarchs have an iron grip on power and British "democracy" has become a one-party sham.

    Thread:

    https://x.com/NicholasGuyatt/status/1793692869167112502

  17. roblogic 17

    New mixtape from Cassetteboy 😂

  18. Sanctuary 18

    So the scuttlebutt that Sunak called the election to prevent yet another vote of no confidence from the Tory right is gaining credence. What a fitting way for the Tories to go – a billionaire throwing the monopoly board in the air and storming off back to America…

  19. Darien Fenton 19

    Loving these clips. Wish we could have some of our own about the mayhem we have with the horrific CoC. I know it's not election time (though you wouldn't know it from the constant ACT and NZ First pronouncements on Twitter and ghastly pics of the PM trying to look like an everyday man). Meanwhile, there was Willie J.in Toryland. Hoping to see a video of the whole debate somewhere today.

    • Anne 19.1

      I remember the news of Lange's win at Oxford on the front pages of newspapers and heading the news on radio and television. The country rejoiced in his success.

      Unlike today, we had a media back then who were independent of political parties. They were the days of healthy news and current affairs programmes, largely unsullied by neoliberal forces and it’s associated disinformation and claptrap.

      We'll probably have to look off-shore for videos of the debate.

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