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mickysavage - Date published:
11:32 am, July 4th, 2018 - 42 comments
Categories: Donald Trump, International, internet, social media lolz, the praiseworthy and the pitiful, twitter, us politics, you couldn't make this shit up -
Tags: alex jones, inforwars
From the you have to be joking file, Alex Jones thinks the US Democrats are planning to start a civil war today. Twitter has surpassed itself in its dissection of the issue.
BREAKING: Democrats Plan To Launch Civil War On July 4th https://t.co/38AWiUFaag
— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) July 1, 2018
But elements of the democrat army were confused …
Won’t we be spread to thin to fight a civil war if we’re stiil waging a war on Christmas?
— GuinnessDog 🇺🇦💯 🏈⚾️🥍⚽️ (@GuinnessDog) July 2, 2018
https://twitter.com/BillRupy/status/1013592689030369280
You have to. Remember Bowling Green. pic.twitter.com/SM9dSIwkcr
— Darren Gray (@DriverD74) July 2, 2018
Alright who leak the deep state meeting minutes. I’m not mad I’m just disappointed. 😂
— JSEL🇺🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️BLM (@253pnw) July 2, 2018
man im sorry
— Jim Drysdale 🇨🇦 (@FubarMMA) July 2, 2018
And a new hashtag was created #SecondCivilWarLetters
My beloved Harriet —
I write to you with a heavy heart. I was gravely memed during a skirmish with a squad of Incel Irregulars. Doc Tibbens says there’s nothing for it — he will have to amputate my Twitter feed.
Womp womp — Jed. #SecondCivilWarLetters
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) July 3, 2018
Dear Mother,
The Red Hats pinned us down until we were saved by the cavalry: women of color on horseback charging into battle.
Afterward, despite having no horses or expertise, some of the white males in our unit demanded to be in charge of the cavalry.#secondcivilwarletters
— Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 (@cmclymer) July 3, 2018
My Dears, I know you wish me to stay out of the fighting but alas I cannot. My skills are needed to win this war. So today I join my librarian colleagues armed with as many accurate facts as we can find to hurl at the enemy. Love, your radical librarian. #secondcivilwarletters
— Eileen Palmer (@palmerem) July 3, 2018
Dearest Husband,
Our mission is completed; we have entered the trailers of the Red Hats and located their sources of “information.” After changing the channel from FOX to the BET, we removed the batteries from their remotes.— Beverley Dragon (@BeverleyDragon) July 3, 2018
Possibly the best one …
Dear father,
I've arrived at the outpost. No one seems to be here. Are you sure you sent me the right coordinates?
Awaiting further instructions.
I'm so lonely.
#secondcivilwarletters pic.twitter.com/AFyEktNFOV— Pastor of Muppets (@JackInBlack76) July 3, 2018
What is disturbing from a New Zealand perspective is how many people I know who either believe Alex Jones and/or think Hillary Clinton is the problem and/or still think Trump is okay and/or think the US is being over run by Latin American rapists and murderers etc.
The is not just a United States phenomenon. We have exactly the same sort of people here in New Zealand in large numbers
You got that right. We still have half the country pining for the ex PM who was:
• super rich
• sexually harrassing
• disdainful of evidence and ‘elites’
• disdainful of anyone poor
• didn’t care for facts
• loved the environment when it suited him, i.e. his golf course
We really had no right as a country to criticise Trump.
I know a lot of people on this site used to suffer Key derangement Syndrome, but saying that John Key is just the same as Trump will convince about 1.0% of the population (about the same as supported the Internet Party).
Not precisely “just the same”, but glass houses and stones nonetheless.
Dishonesty is not only highly contagious…it is mandatory within certain sectors of public and private industry…
You’re in ‘distinguished’ company, wayne…
Who coined that phrase, Wayne, and why do you think so many people despised Key so intensely ??
Because hes wealthy and popular are two very good reasons why Robert
Dishonest and manipulative, Pucky? That too? “People” recognise that in a politician, donchaknow.
Well sure but also there was a lot of people on this site that couldn’t believe a wealthy, National leader could be so popular
Conflation…
More, that being ‘popular’ was unfathomable swaths of people couldn’t notice the danger that was in front of their eyes…in many cases because they were also living in denial…
So as to be clear… Jk was/is as dishonest and unthrustworthy human being, that ever walked this earth…
44.4 is a made up number…
One of the very negative things about some (not all of course) of the posters on this site is their mistaken belief that if someone is wealthy they must be a bad person that took their wealth from others and because they’re rich it means some other more deserving people are poor
The other thing people here (and elsewhere) did was to jump on any perceived error Key made and tried to expand it in to a massive deliberate lie on his part.
Hence John Key lied about raising GST when all he did was answer a journalists question at a press conference prior to getting in to power about whether he thought they would raise GST. At the time he answered that there was no circumstances where he saw GST would be raised and that National believed in lowering not raising taxes. Once in power they were faced with a bigger foiscal hole than they realised and therefore they decided that to keep their main election promise of an income tax cut they would need to raise revenue from other sources.
It demonstrates the danger of an echo chamber: look how bad John Key is, hes really bad, yes hes so bad, look at what that bad john Key is doing, why hes so bad I don’t understand how anyone likes him, everyone I know doesn’t like him so why does he keep getting elected, msm is to blame!
Gosman Key repeated many times they weren’t going to raise any taxes Gst petrol tax’s.
Another 360 Gosman the other day you were saying you have criticised Key just as much as you criticise the left.
Make up your mind and not stories!
Every time you post your credibility goes down its well into negative country now.
Less is more Gosman quality over quantity.
By no means.
Key was and is a bad person – his wealth is merely a failure of the judiciary, whose duty includes making sure people do not profit from wrongdoing.
Why?
Especially, when he made his fortune from the moral equivalent of breaking into every house in New Zealand, and stealing several thousand dollars from each one.
Wayne loose your self or $600,000
Now we have has been political hacks being smarmy.
Actually I have different mental illnesses according to my specialists who have real and relevant qualifications, but hey, thanks for showing that tories like you enjoy smearing opponents with mental illness ad hominem. It’s nice to see you patronising sacks of shit showing your bigotry honestly.
By the way, Wayne Blimp, since you consider yourself to be a qualified psychiatric professional (which I guess you can add to your various degrees in climatology and freshwater ecology), would you like to tell us where in the DSM 5 this “Key Derangement Syndrome” appears?
So true.
WTF??!!….wot its not true???……….OMG 8-)…..oh look a pretty snake…..come here for cuddles snakey……oh shit it bit me……….oh look a pretty snake………..
Info Wars Steve Bannon Putins Manafort all deeply involved.
This site spread the pizzagate/Clinton foundation /lybian embassy lies and Propaganda
Now Midterms are approaching with just about everyone of Trumps henchman locked or flipping.
The only chance he has is to spread misinformation and hope enough sticks.
Desperate Donald :
Alex Jones really needs to be institutionalised in the interests of public safety.
AJ is a trained actor…
Your though process which manifested itself in this comment, is more of a danger than AJ…
How very totalitarian of you.
Gosman being egalitarian
I’m like these letters.
The go-to news source for all Assad apologists
You know, I wouldn’t put it past them to call off the civil war just to make Alex look like a funking looney.
Classic thread by @lyndonhood
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1014257148824510464.html
However if there was a civil war, my money would be on the Republicans. They have the majority of guns and mongrel and territory.
The white population may win just by weight of demographics but they are old and soft compared to the Black/Hispanic population. Many countries will be happy to supply guns and equipment to both sides in order to screw up America so who has the guns now doesn’t matter.
Gosh
He has admitted under oath in court cases that what he says on his show is all an act.
Right as he was saying there is a civil war about to be launched he also had not too long before started to sell survival food MRE packs and other long-term bunker stocking food and drink items on his website. Most of his nutty stories seem to be all centered around helping him sell his overpriced crap and snake oil to the people who watch him from his online store.
The guy is not a certified nutjob, he is, in fact, a huge conman with a big ego who will say anything to sell people crap, no matter if it puts others in danger.
There was a brief outbreak of it in Portland at the weekend, but despite having the numerical advantage, we can probably put Antifa’s stinging defeat down to their poor organization of reserves costing them victory after their poorly timed flanking operation encountered a blocking detachment from Patriot Prayer and the Proud Boys, who dispersed them with fairly minimal force.
The Battle of Portland may or may not be the shape of things to come, but it’s made for some great memes and youtube vids. Only the Americans could provide my jaded self with the kektastic spectacle of a conservative tranny groundpounding a low-T anarchist who had gone out to ‘bash the fash’ only to end up a living meme. Second Civil War is gonna be lit if this is how it’s going to play out.
What I’d like is if they just cut it down to a proxy deathmatch. Donald Trump Jr. vs. Peter Fonda to the death ought to settle it.
The most disturbing thing about all this; Alex Jones and his show have been endorsed by the current President of the United States of America. As a recent guest on Infowars shortly before becoming President. Donald Trump said this:
And they have been speaking a lot.
As President, Donald Trump has tweeted content from Infowars.
That the leader of the most powerful country on Earth thinks that a screaming fascist Assadist is a worthy source of information should be disturbing to anyone who opposes fascism.
Jones is CV’s fave news source. Quite a few here took him seriously in 2016. What’s happened since then? Do any of you feel just a wee bit silly now?
Dude’s twitter is a grab bag of awfulness.
I have no desire to confirm that. I already know that wading neck deep through sewage is not a good idea. For some reason though, quite a few tinfoil hatters still squeal “but, but, but, her emails – and pizza!” Only slightly less insane by a minuscule margin was Bill (not the sharpest spork in the drawer by that evidence) endorsing a fascist, Marine Le Pen. Just what happened to the left? Or humanity? I really wish I was a different species.
Bad enough that Colonial Viper was taking his lead from a fascist US website, (this I didn’t know. I had no idea where CV was getting his fascist views).
Seven years ago in 2011 Colonial Viper right from the very earliest appearance of the Arab Spring in Syria, taking his cue from Alex Jones. at Infowars used the pages of this website to openly cheer on the mass detention and slaughter of peaceful demonstrators by the Assad regime.
At the time, I said to CV, and other commenters and authors influenced by him, that by openly supporting the gunning down of protesters in Syria, they risked bringing this “family friendly website into disrepute.”
Just by luck I had been fortunate to have been in Syria only months before, at a time when the Arab Spring against dictatorship and autocracy was just starting to sweep the Arab World. I well knew from my own personal experience of my time in Syria, the fascist nature of this regime having seen it close up. Over the years I have recounted my experiences in Syria many times in these pages to be derided and called a liar. On my return to New Zealand I remember telling my friends, if the Arab Spring spreads to Syria, it is my opinion that because of the extremely repressive nature of the regime the protesters will have a far harder time than in Tunisia or Egypt. Unfortunately I was proved right.
In my opinion the fascist style Bathist Party, Assad regime, resembles in many respects, the Communist Party, Kim regime in North Korea. Both regimes are repressive dynastic autocracies. And both regimes have the trappings of anti-imperialist nationalism.
In the case of Syria, these trappings were more apparent than real, a historical fact that I have pointed out many times. Syria worked with the CIA to help torture CiA captives, Syria fought on the side of the US against Iraq in the First Gulf War. As Part of the notorious, “coalition of the willing” 19,000 Syrian soldiers were sent to fight in this US led conflict. Tony Blair beleagured in his own country by the massive antiwar movement was so grateful for Assad’s service to the US led war effort, that he petitioned to give Bashar Assad a British Knighthood. This knighthood was turned down because though being allies the British and the Americans well knew Assad’s brutal human rights record, and indeed made use of this fact to outsource their torture to the regime. For stating these uncomfortable facts and pointing out the genocidal nature of the Assad regime, instead of rationally trying to defend and fairly debating their pro Assad position, Both Bill and CV resorted to censorship, and bans and threats. In my opinion further damaging the reputation of this website.
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