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- Wednesday 18 December
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- Thank You
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Prime Minister Christopher Luxon is running away from problems of his own creation, with his decision not to go to Waitangi. ...6 hours ago - Govt’s ‘free speech’ legislation stokes fear, not freedom
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- Release: Hikes for company directors but not ordinary Kiwis
Working people are going backwards while company directors are being given huge pay hikes. ...1 day ago
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The Ministry of Regulation’s report into Early Childhood Education (ECE) in Aotearoa raises serious concerns about the possibility of lowering qualification requirements, undermining quality and risking worse outcomes for tamariki, whānau, and kaiako. ...1 day ago
- Release: Strengthening Justice Services for New Zealanders
A Bill to modernise the role of Justices of the Peace (JP), ensuring they remain active in their communities and connected with other JPs, has been put into the ballot. ...1 day ago
- Release: Labour will continue fight against destructive projects
Labour will continue to fight unsustainable and destructive projects that are able to leap-frog environment protection under National’s Fast-track Approvals Bill. ...2 days ago
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The Green Party has warned that a Green Government will revoke the consents of companies who override environmental protections as part of Fast-Track legislation being passed today. ...2 days ago
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The Green Party says the Half Year Economic and Fiscal Update shows how the Government is failing to address the massive social and infrastructure deficits our country faces. ...2 days ago
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- Release: Govt cuts wages for lowest paid NZers… again
For the second year running, the government has effectively cut wages for the lowest paid workers in New Zealand. ...2 days ago
- Govt’s miserly 1.5% minimum wage will take workers backwards
The Government’s announcement today of a 1.5 per cent increase to minimum wage is another blow for workers, with inflation projected to exceed the increase, meaning it’s a real terms pay reduction for many. ...2 days ago
- Release: Govt shirking responsibility for rate hikes
All the Government has achieved from its announcement today is to continue to push responsibility back on councils for its own lack of action to help bring down skyrocketing rates. ...3 days ago
- Luxon’s ‘localism’ strikes again
The Government has used its final post-Cabinet press conference of the year to punch down on local government without offering any credible solutions to the issues our councils are facing. ...3 days ago
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The Government has failed to keep its promise to ‘super charge’ the EV network, delivering just 292 chargers - less than half of the 670 chargers needed to meet its target. ...3 days ago
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The Green Party is calling for the Government to stop subsidising the largest user of the country’s gas supplies, Methanex, following a report highlighting the multi-national’s disproportionate influence on energy prices in Aotearoa. ...3 days ago
- Govt child poverty targets allow for increase in poverty
The Green Party is appalled with the Government’s new child poverty targets that are based on a new ‘persistent poverty’ measure that could be met even with an increase in child poverty. ...6 days ago
- Release: Four weeks annual leave under threat
The Government’s attack on workers continues with news it is scrapping work on the Holidays Act. ...6 days ago
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New independent analysis has revealed that the Government’s Emissions Reduction Plan (ERP) will reduce emissions by a measly 1 per cent by 2030, failing to set us up for the future and meeting upcoming targets. ...6 days ago
- Greens stand in solidarity with Whakaata Māori on sad day
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Today's passing of the Government's Residential Tenancies Amendment Bill–which allows landlords to end tenancies with no reason–ignores the voice of the people and leaves renters in limbo ahead of the festive season. ...7 days ago
- Release: National Party urged to support modern slavery legislation
Labour is urging the Prime Minister to walk the talk and support legislation combating modern slavery. ...1 week ago
- Release: Labour has lost confidence in the Speaker
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- One year on, still no progress on new ferries
Today’s announcement from the Government on its plan for new ferries throws more uncertainty on the future of the country’s rail network. ...1 week ago
- Release: Nicola Willis’ smaller ferries will cost more
After wasting a year, Nicola Willis has delivered a worse deal for the Cook Strait ferries that will end up being more expensive and take longer to arrive. ...1 week ago
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The Government has done the right thing in moving to ban greyhound racing. ...1 week ago
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In response to a new report from ERO, the Government has acknowledged the urgent need for consistency across the curriculum for Relationship and Sexuality Education (RSE) in schools. ...1 week ago
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I’ll always be taller than you Jeanette
damn, the captchas better than me; pillory city.
gotta use that
Jeanette: “Ooops, sorry, that just squeaked out”
Russell: “And we’re supposed to be campaigning AGAINST excess gases”
Not long before this sheila’s gone and then it’ll all be bonza, mate.
Oh look the hairy lady has brought her boy eunuch out to play.
The stale old green mannequin has more hairs than boy wonder.
“Should we tell them Global Warming is all a lie?”
Gidday Brett, where ya been?
been up there – in the carbon layers – and knows, see. The only thing beings can do is lie up there.. and it’s catching.. cos when they come down they lie standing up..
can you see his lips moving?
Christ the guy just drips arrogance from every pore.
I never thought of Christ as being arragant
Whoah that is a spirited and witty defence against the suggestion Russel is arrogant. Who ever said Greens have no sense of humour?
whats funny is you judging someone based on a still image of them in the act of looking , a fairly harmless act some may have thought.
But as turtling has thankfully pointed out, it is a tell all sign of ones persona.
“It’s okay Rusty, we planted Melissa in the National Party years ago. She’ll deliver you enough votes to win”.
I just can’t get past the fact she recycles her own poos
Who’s this brown man?
Carried away for a moment by his new persona and eager for material to impress his new National Party friends, Russ the Muss edges imperceptibly backwards and positions himself for a glimpse at the fabled and elusive Fitzsimmons cleavage….
ak – that is some magic pervy-theory you have there. Cleveage perv from behind the shoulder while standing up in a crew neck top & jacket.
She would have never been able to say “Grand Theft Auckland” four times in one TV interview.
Having supported the EFA so strongly Russel found himself unconsciously checking for an appropriately worded authorisation statement as soon as Jeanette started talking.
(All right, that’s enough: the reasonable arguments were one thing, but now you’ve gone too far. Grammatically perfect, mildly amusing, no spelling mistakes and not a retrospectively validated in sight. Whoever you are, kindly desist from your cruel impersonation of burt at once: very disconcerting to us older folk….)
Jeanette: Did I say that out loud? Hope he didn’t notice…
Russ: Did she just say “smarmy”? Nah, musta been “charmy”. Heh, I am pretty charmy, aren’t I.
Give up J, joint smoke don’t puff no decent rings, pass it here …
see — ties don’t lie..! (from the dictionary of dress sense)
It’s not like it was in the old days when Tane was around.
“I just wish I had Jeanette’s good dress sense … “
Jeanette: Don’t worry Russel, the Standard won’t stoop so low as to run a stupid caption competition.
Russel: Things have been getting a little bit grey recently…
“…braaaaiiiiins…”
Can I play on the swings mummy?
Is that a ‘used-by’ date on the back of her neck?
Wow! all those years as leader and not a single knife wound in her back!
I heard that the bearded lady designed the ‘All Men Are Bastards’ knife block.
Woohoo!!!…., gmilfalicious!
I have put up an NRT style caption contest for this picture.
Is that the call of the bellbird you’re whistling there Jeanette, or is it your swan-song?
Jeannette, can’t wait till you’re gone so I can turn the Green Party into a right-wing support party for the Nats.
Russel later said he regretted not having a pitchfork.
L
Not much longer need I hold this face. Soon the old fool will be gone, then you’ll be mine my pretty, all mine.
So, who wins the caption competition (just seems to be hanging in the air, that question).
“So, who wins the caption competition”
Everone’s a winner vi, see for yourself: