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I’ll always be taller than you Jeanette
damn, the captchas better than me; pillory city.
gotta use that
Jeanette: “Ooops, sorry, that just squeaked out”
Russell: “And we’re supposed to be campaigning AGAINST excess gases”
Not long before this sheila’s gone and then it’ll all be bonza, mate.
Oh look the hairy lady has brought her boy eunuch out to play.
The stale old green mannequin has more hairs than boy wonder.
“Should we tell them Global Warming is all a lie?”
Gidday Brett, where ya been?
been up there – in the carbon layers – and knows, see. The only thing beings can do is lie up there.. and it’s catching.. cos when they come down they lie standing up..
can you see his lips moving?
Christ the guy just drips arrogance from every pore.
I never thought of Christ as being arragant
Whoah that is a spirited and witty defence against the suggestion Russel is arrogant. Who ever said Greens have no sense of humour?
whats funny is you judging someone based on a still image of them in the act of looking , a fairly harmless act some may have thought.
But as turtling has thankfully pointed out, it is a tell all sign of ones persona.
“It’s okay Rusty, we planted Melissa in the National Party years ago. She’ll deliver you enough votes to win”.
I just can’t get past the fact she recycles her own poos
Who’s this brown man?
Carried away for a moment by his new persona and eager for material to impress his new National Party friends, Russ the Muss edges imperceptibly backwards and positions himself for a glimpse at the fabled and elusive Fitzsimmons cleavage….
ak – that is some magic pervy-theory you have there. Cleveage perv from behind the shoulder while standing up in a crew neck top & jacket.
She would have never been able to say “Grand Theft Auckland” four times in one TV interview.
Having supported the EFA so strongly Russel found himself unconsciously checking for an appropriately worded authorisation statement as soon as Jeanette started talking.
(All right, that’s enough: the reasonable arguments were one thing, but now you’ve gone too far. Grammatically perfect, mildly amusing, no spelling mistakes and not a retrospectively validated in sight. Whoever you are, kindly desist from your cruel impersonation of burt at once: very disconcerting to us older folk….)
Jeanette: Did I say that out loud? Hope he didn’t notice…
Russ: Did she just say “smarmy”? Nah, musta been “charmy”. Heh, I am pretty charmy, aren’t I.
Give up J, joint smoke don’t puff no decent rings, pass it here …
see — ties don’t lie..! (from the dictionary of dress sense)
It’s not like it was in the old days when Tane was around.
“I just wish I had Jeanette’s good dress sense … “
Jeanette: Don’t worry Russel, the Standard won’t stoop so low as to run a stupid caption competition.
Russel: Things have been getting a little bit grey recently…
“…braaaaiiiiins…”
Can I play on the swings mummy?
Is that a ‘used-by’ date on the back of her neck?
Wow! all those years as leader and not a single knife wound in her back!
I heard that the bearded lady designed the ‘All Men Are Bastards’ knife block.
Woohoo!!!…., gmilfalicious!
I have put up an NRT style caption contest for this picture.
Is that the call of the bellbird you’re whistling there Jeanette, or is it your swan-song?
Jeannette, can’t wait till you’re gone so I can turn the Green Party into a right-wing support party for the Nats.
Russel later said he regretted not having a pitchfork.
L
Not much longer need I hold this face. Soon the old fool will be gone, then you’ll be mine my pretty, all mine.
So, who wins the caption competition (just seems to be hanging in the air, that question).
“So, who wins the caption competition”
Everone’s a winner vi, see for yourself: