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- Government to boost public EV charging networkEnergy Minister Simeon Brown has announced 25 new high-speed EV charging hubs along key routes between major urban centres and outlined the Government’s plan to supercharge New Zealand’s EV infrastructure. The hubs will each have several chargers and be capable of charging at least four – and up to 10 ...20 hours ago
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- New catch limits for unique fishery areasRecreational catch limits will be reduced in areas of Fiordland and the Chatham Islands to help keep those fisheries healthy and sustainable, Oceans and Fisheries Minister Shane Jones says. The lower recreational daily catch limits for a range of finfish and shellfish species caught in the Fiordland Marine Area and ...1 week ago
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- Speech to the Southland Otago Regional Engineering Collective Summit, 18 April 2024Hon Andrew Bayly, Minister for Small Business and Manufacturing At the Southland Otago Regional Engineering Collective (SOREC) Summit, 18 April, Dunedin Ngā mihi nui, Ko Andrew Bayly aho, Ko Whanganui aho Good Afternoon and thank you for inviting me to open your summit today. I am delighted ...1 week ago
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- New diplomatic appointmentsForeign Minister Winston Peters has today announced four new diplomatic appointments for New Zealand’s overseas missions. “Our diplomats have a vital role in maintaining and protecting New Zealand’s interests around the world,” Mr Peters says. “I am pleased to announce the appointment of these senior diplomats from the ...1 week ago
- Humanitarian support for Ethiopia and SomaliaNew Zealand is contributing NZ$7 million to support communities affected by severe food insecurity and other urgent humanitarian needs in Ethiopia and Somalia, Foreign Minister Rt Hon Winston Peters announced today. “Over 21 million people are in need of humanitarian assistance across Ethiopia, with a further 6.9 million people ...1 week ago
- Arts Minister congratulates Mataaho CollectiveMinister for Arts, Culture and Heritage Paul Goldsmith is congratulating Mataaho Collective for winning the Golden Lion for best participant in the main exhibition at the Venice Biennale. "Congratulations to the Mataaho Collective for winning one of the world's most prestigious art prizes at the Venice Biennale. “It is good ...1 week ago
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- Urgent democratic need to save NZ’s journalism ecosystem
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- Beef and beliefs: EU diplomat on the NZ relationshipBrussels’ man in Wellington on our newly active trade deal and the shared values underpinning ties The post Beef and beliefs: EU diplomat on the NZ relationship appeared first on Newsroom. ...8 hours ago
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- New Koi Tū future report calls for overhaul of outdated NZ mediascape to restore trustKoi Tū New Zealand cannot sit back and see the collapse of its Fourth Estate, the director of Koi Tū: The Centre for Informed Futures, Sir Peter Gluckman, says in the foreword of a paper published today. The paper, “If not journalists, then who?” paints a picture of an industry ...12 hours ago
- Chalmers outlines a more ‘risk-based’ foreign investment policy and guardrails around Future Mad...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Michelle Grattan, Professorial Fellow, University of Canberra Foreign investment proposals with implications for Australia’s strategic or economic security will face tougher scrutiny, under a policy overhaul to be announced by Treasurer Jim Chalmers on Wednesday. At the same time, the government ...13 hours ago
- National first introduced piece of Oranga Tamariki Act legislation it now seeks to repeal – Wi...A Waitangi Tribunal inquiry report has warned government that a repeal of Section 7AA of the Oranga Tamariki Act could cause harm to children in care. ...16 hours ago
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- Supreme Court reinstates PNG MP after bribery ruling overturnedBy Melyne Baroi in Port Moresby A Papua New Guinea MP, Peter Isoaimo, who had been ousted by the National Court in an alleged bribery case, has been reinstated by the Supreme Court on appeal. A three-member Supreme Court bench found that the National Court had erred in finding that ...22 hours ago
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“Spray my lies and walk away. Tomorrow you will forget and I will smile and smile as I too walk away, walk away, walk awa……”
Look!
I’m in Government 30 seconds and with new Corporate Brand State Asset Remover, I just spray and me and my corporate buddies just Walk Away with what’s left of our public assets.
New, Shonkey Economy in a bottle. Just add state sales and watch as your economy goes from go to woah in 30 seconds flat.
(just concentrate on the Smile and Wave and you’ll never know what hit you).
It works. Tried it on the Maori Party and they’re disappearing one by one!
Btw, where’s his neck gone?
But I’m wearing the juice!.
Spray on Goff and Labour and walk away……..
30 seconds is all it takes to destroy the argument of a socialist.
You wouldn’t know BB – you haven’t managed to make an argument yet.
Or pay his gambling debts.
Looking at the portraits of Key and Bachmann on Standard home page, I perceive quite a simularity. Are they related? Key seems a keen starter for tea parties.
Smirk and Walk Away
“I did a bulk-buy of snake oil at The Warehouse to save hard working, Mum and Dad ‘patronising stereotype’ taxpayers money. Vote for me, dumbarse peasants!”
One spray and I did away with Clark and Cullen.
I agree that bb should be ignored.
I assume Auntie Helen must have jilted him at the altar or run over his cat or something, as he’s alarmingly obsessed with the subject.
If I dont get re-elected
Watch me glide off into the sunset with all the millions $$$ I have made so far since I have been your King
Look at me. I just prey (on the gullible) and walk away!
This stuffs the shit…just like me !!! it does to mould what i’m doing to the country.
Receding hair line finally explained
Newspaper headline:
“Key Stimulates Economy and Reduces Deficit by Posing for 30 Seconds Ad”
3 Days later…
“Key’s Blind Trust Found to Have Shares in 30 Seconds’ Company”
Advertising coup announcement: John Key’s massive forehead has been rented as a billboard space for 30 Seconds One Step Spray & Walk Away.
Sell the country to the highest bidder, smile, wave and walk away.
Just sell and walk away.
“Gone in 30 seconds” New Zealand action film directed by Peter Jackson , starring John Key, who plays a Prime minister of a small obscure island nation who plans an elaborate heist to steal billions in stock options, filled with poor cgi and car chase scenes through the streets of wellington , Bill English is Key’s getaway driver who when pulled over by police for driving a tractor up the steps of parliament blames Labours mis-management of the economy .. a sequel was made “Gone by Lunchtime” but went straight to dvd…
I can sell anything and everything, just watch me while I smile and wave.
“RISH ISH NOT A 4!
RISH ISH NOT A 5!
BUT RISH ISH HOW I HOPE TO DEVELOP A SHIX PACK !
I WANT TO BE ABLE TO TAKE MY SHIRT OF WHEN ALL THOSHE
SHPUNKY SHPORTSH BOYSH COME IN SHEPTEMBER!
TOUPE OR WALK AWAY farcical antipodean Shamlet falls on asset sales sword
“The snake oil that dripped off me filled this can in just 30 seconds!”
Jim Jones told me, I could get you all to drink this.
Excellent!! 🙂
“I promise an unrelenting focus on jobs and look, I walk away”
“I promise not to raise GST and look, I still walk away”
“If we don’t win the election, I’ll drink this. I will, I swear I will!”
John Key shows the cure for politicians who mimic his use of the thumb chair.
“I have just the best news for those on benefits who can’t afford to eat properly – drink this and all your problems will be over.”
Who said ” Gone by lunch time “?
What they really meant was 30 seconds .
What’s your poison? (or when binge drinking goes bad)
Hey Sarah, ‘wotcha’ think of my new hand gun? Cunningly made to look like a hand and just the thing to bump off ya rivals.
“And what am I bid for the final state asset…. there must be a bid… do I hear $500.00? $300.00? $30.00?…Anyone? Does no one trust me anymore?”
Shark Attack Propaganda Potion for Prime Ministers who aspire to oppress their people and
seek to decieve their subjects with a false but seemingly genuine manner. A love potion used by Robber Barron bankers for centuries.
I have an antidote I spray on Phill Goff which has the opposite effect. Of course only the elite can afford this shit.
I am the ” Privatize I Must Privatize” man! Your precious assets will be sold off!
My friend the wind
No matter what I do, my principles only stay for 30 seconds