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Your PM at work for you

Written By: - Date published: 10:30 am, October 1st, 2011 - 19 comments

Another in what looks like becoming a regular series.

Says it all

Written By: - Date published: 3:17 pm, September 30th, 2011 - 60 comments

Key’s ‘Honour’

Written By: - Date published: 11:59 am, September 30th, 2011 - 41 comments

John Key says we must stay in Afghanistan to honour the dead, leaving us to wonder who’ll be the last to die for a mistake. But he’s shown before that war is not about principles, or people’s lives to him – he’s quite happy to exchange (other people’s) blood for money: It’s not what’s right, […]

Trevett on Key the clown

Written By: - Date published: 10:33 am, September 30th, 2011 - 12 comments

Claire Trevett describes an exchange in Parliament on Tuesday.

Their deaths, Key’s PR

Written By: - Date published: 8:22 pm, September 29th, 2011 - 22 comments

Key says we have to leave men in Afghanistan, killing and dying, to “honour” the ones we’ve lost. Typical chickenhawk bullshit. This isn’t about ‘tearism’ or ‘Afghanistanians’ or ‘honour’. It’s all about PR. All about politics. Before Smith’s even in the ground, this arsehole Key is spinning his death for PR. Just like Pike River. Just like the earthquake dead.

Food in Schools?

Written By: - Date published: 6:32 am, September 28th, 2011 - 33 comments

John Key promised to put Food in poorer Schools across New Zealand to help children to learn. What has he done about it? One cheap, but very well-publicised stunt. Will we see any substance? Or is this another promise like not raising GST, wages catching Australia, or capping not cutting the civil service?

Government to overrule Auckland?

Written By: - Date published: 2:04 pm, September 27th, 2011 - 24 comments

Nick Smith is looking at issuing a “Government policy statement” to ensure that the Auckland Plan complies with their agenda. They may ban the urban limits that are proposed to keep green, productive land around Auckland and help ensure rates stay low and public transport works in a more liveable city.

Small mocks sunnyside Key

Written By: - Date published: 12:19 pm, September 27th, 2011 - 28 comments

If New Zealand’s economy could be powered by empty promises and pollyanna-ish optimism, then John Key would have the best economic record in the country’s history. Actually, he has one of the worst. Vernon Small today mocks Key’s unwillingness to put a downer on the RWC vibe by confronting the emerging global crisis.

Caption Competition

Written By: - Date published: 2:00 pm, September 26th, 2011 - 67 comments

Over-promise, under-deliver

Written By: - Date published: 10:37 am, September 26th, 2011 - 28 comments

John Hartevelt – “Key is massively over-exposed on any number of fronts, but nowhere more so than at Pike River.” Key routinely promises big: close the wage gap, roaring out of recession, national cycleway, no equity loss for redzoners, Pike River bodies out, no GST hike, whaling solved, brighter future. He NEVER delivers. How does […]

Partisan politics

Written By: - Date published: 7:12 am, September 26th, 2011 - 45 comments

John Key is ridiculously negative on seemingly any proposal raised by a perceived political opponent.  Which is a pity, because there are issues facing the country that need a bipartisan consensus.

John Key: Business to blame?

Written By: - Date published: 9:39 am, September 24th, 2011 - 126 comments

John Key explains how the economy is all just a business confidence trick. Apparently businesspeople just need to believe a bit more.

Key missing the big picture

Written By: - Date published: 8:09 am, September 22nd, 2011 - 58 comments

It’s a bit of a worry that the PM seems to be clueless about the complexity and interdependence of the world economy. Bill English needs to take him aside and paint him a picture.

Your PM at work for you

Written By: - Date published: 7:35 am, September 20th, 2011 - 38 comments

Two news snippets yesterday seemed to me to capture the essence of John Key PM.  First, his response to recommendations about super, and second his prognostications on the Christchurch insurance market.

Trotie – the dubstep remix

Written By: - Date published: 10:40 am, September 16th, 2011 - 4 comments

Garner rips useless Nats

Written By: - Date published: 12:00 pm, September 15th, 2011 - 76 comments

Joh Keys Party Central

Duncan Garner has demolished the government’s disgraceful excuse-making over its woeful lack of preparation  for the World Cup. “I was there. It was scary. It was a disgrace. There were few police. There were no barriers. It was NOT family friendly. It was a tragedy waiting to happen.And that’s just Party Central. That’s the bit the Government was responsible for. Don’t forget that.”

Couldn’t organise a party at Party Central

Written By: - Date published: 8:18 am, September 14th, 2011 - 58 comments

Keen to shift the blame for the RWC opening fracas Murray McCully has used reserve powers under his very own CERA-like powers to seize control of the whole Auckland waterfront. John Key wants it run like Party Central, which he says “worked absolutely perfectly”. Yeah, tell that to the waka paddlers who were assaulted by a drunken mob there.

Resignation watch

Written By: - Date published: 11:43 am, September 12th, 2011 - 39 comments

Which minister(s) will John Key fire this week? Bill ‘Double Dipton’ English, is embroiled in yet another personal corruption scandal involving a job for his brother. Gerry ‘The VIIIth’ Brownlee’s Christchurch fiefdom is seeing a peasants’ revolt among redzoners. Murray ‘drowned rat’ McCully delivered Key a huge embarrassment on Friday at the RWC opening.

Nice Mr Key

Written By: - Date published: 9:19 am, September 12th, 2011 - 30 comments

The Stuff interview of John Key in the weekend was better than your average puff piece.  Interesting that Key doesn’t even try to defend his record on its merits.

Caption contest

Written By: - Date published: 2:24 pm, September 7th, 2011 - 44 comments

Chose a brighter future?

Written By: - Date published: 1:19 pm, September 6th, 2011 - 63 comments

Once again recent headlines prompt me to ask if in 2008 we really chose a brighter future after all.

The zen of Key

Written By: - Date published: 12:35 pm, September 5th, 2011 - 42 comments

Listening to John Key explain the lack of women on his list is like entering a place where words are devoid of both meaning and melody, and eloquence is heresy. When Key concluded “of course we’d like to have more women in the top 10 and that involves us putting more women in the top 10 if we possibly can”, I heard the sound of one hand clapping.

Australia bound?

Written By: - Date published: 10:11 am, August 31st, 2011 - 20 comments

Some advice if you are planning on joining the many kiwi’s that have left the country to go to Australia since National made it their aspiration to do something about that migration trend. They certainly have massively increased the outflow – one of their few success stories. But where to go to in aussie?

Human face of public service cuts

Written By: - Date published: 3:00 pm, August 30th, 2011 - 41 comments

Good human interest story in the DomPost today about the human costs of public service jobs cuts. A Wellington woman has written a letter to Prime Minister John after her 63-year-old mother learned last week that her position at the Agriculture and Forestry Ministry is to be axed. Staffing cuts after a merger with the Fisheries […]

We are all socialists now

Written By: - Date published: 9:09 am, August 27th, 2011 - 64 comments

According to John Key all New Zealanders have a socialist streak.  But wait, there’s more…

Democracy at its finest

Written By: - Date published: 9:21 am, August 22nd, 2011 - 24 comments

Seems like Key isn’t interested in listening to Christchurch quake victims.

Bennett and Key at odds?

Written By: - Date published: 7:00 am, August 19th, 2011 - 60 comments

Bennett and Key are divided in their opinions and their stats, but at least they’re united in their state of denial.

Nats refuse to face their record on youth

Written By: - Date published: 6:46 am, August 17th, 2011 - 46 comments

Having decided to beat up on a few thousand of the most hard done by young people in the country, National is now refusing to acknowledge the problem of disconnected youth that has ballooned under their watch. There are enough young people who aren’t in education, training, or work to fill Eden Park, and Key is literally running from the issue.

Daddy State vs Youth

Written By: - Date published: 2:06 pm, August 15th, 2011 - 72 comments

National aim to score political points by attacking a small number of 16 and 17 year-olds, and taking away their autonomy. But they’re missing the real-world point – of the tens of thousands of young unemployed who need the jobs that National aren’t providing. That’s the real crisis.

Q+A interview – Key still lying

Written By: - Date published: 7:20 am, August 15th, 2011 - 61 comments

A better than usual interview of John Key by Guyon Espiner on Sundays Q+A.  On the plus side Espiner was raising some serious issues. On the minus he let Key get away with his usual lies and evasions.

Talk is cheap

Written By: - Date published: 7:25 am, August 8th, 2011 - 34 comments

Grieving families of Christchurch earthquake victims say that John Key has broken his promise to them.  Key is refusing to even comment on the nature of the meeting.  This must all sound very familiar to the families of the Pike River miners.

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