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Open mike 28/06/2024
Written By: - Date published: 6:00 am, June 28th, 2024 - 15 comments
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Daily review 27/06/2024
Written By: - Date published: 5:30 pm, June 27th, 2024 - 9 comments
Daily review is also your post. This provides Standardistas the opportunity to review events of the day. The usual rules of good behaviour apply (see the Policy). Don’t forget to be kind to each other …
Open mike 27/06/2024
Written By: - Date published: 6:00 am, June 27th, 2024 - 14 comments
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Daily review 26/06/2024
Written By: - Date published: 5:30 pm, June 26th, 2024 - 4 comments
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Open mike 26/06/2024
Written By: - Date published: 6:00 am, June 26th, 2024 - 29 comments
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Daily review 25/06/2024
Written By: - Date published: 5:30 pm, June 25th, 2024 - 12 comments
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Open mike 25/06/2024
Written By: - Date published: 6:00 am, June 25th, 2024 - 23 comments
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Daily review 24/06/2024
Written By: - Date published: 5:30 pm, June 24th, 2024 - 11 comments
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Open mike 24/06/2024
Written By: - Date published: 6:00 am, June 24th, 2024 - 27 comments
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Open mike 23/06/2024
Written By: - Date published: 6:00 am, June 23rd, 2024 - 28 comments
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Open mike 22/06/2024
Written By: - Date published: 6:00 am, June 22nd, 2024 - 39 comments
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Daily review 21/06/2024
Written By: - Date published: 5:30 pm, June 21st, 2024 - 5 comments
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Open mike 21/06/2024
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Daily review 20/06/2024
Written By: - Date published: 5:30 pm, June 20th, 2024 - 3 comments
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Open mike 20/06/2024
Written By: - Date published: 6:00 am, June 20th, 2024 - 54 comments
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Daily review 19/06/2024
Written By: - Date published: 5:30 pm, June 19th, 2024 - 10 comments
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Open mike 19/06/2024
Written By: - Date published: 6:00 am, June 19th, 2024 - 37 comments
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Daily review 18/06/2024
Written By: - Date published: 5:30 pm, June 18th, 2024 - 8 comments
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Open mike 18/06/2024
Written By: - Date published: 6:00 am, June 18th, 2024 - 48 comments
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Daily review 17/06/2024
Written By: - Date published: 5:30 pm, June 17th, 2024 - 11 comments
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Open mike 17/06/2024
Written By: - Date published: 6:00 am, June 17th, 2024 - 37 comments
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Open mike 16/06/2024
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Open mike 15/06/2024
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Daily review 14/06/2024
Written By: - Date published: 5:30 pm, June 14th, 2024 - 6 comments
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Open mike 14/06/2024
Written By: - Date published: 6:00 am, June 14th, 2024 - 48 comments
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Daily review 13/06/2024
Written By: - Date published: 5:30 pm, June 13th, 2024 - 5 comments
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Open mike 13/06/2024
Written By: - Date published: 6:00 am, June 13th, 2024 - 63 comments
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Daily review 12/06/2024
Written By: - Date published: 5:30 pm, June 12th, 2024 - 5 comments
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Open mike 12/06/2024
Written By: - Date published: 6:00 am, June 12th, 2024 - 50 comments
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Daily review 11/06/2024
Written By: - Date published: 5:30 pm, June 11th, 2024 - 4 comments
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Open mike 11/06/2024
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- Gone By Lunchtime: A plan to have a plan about some ferries
Ready the lifeboats: the coalition boat appears to be listing. Twelve months after the coalition government torpedoed the new ferry plan it had inherited, along with a wild cost blowout, from the previous government, a much heralded announcement finally arrived on Wednesday, and it provided plenty more questions that it ...2 weeks ago - Govt Acting With Too Much Haste To Upend Established Flexible Work Practices
Te Kawa Mataaho today issued new flexible work guidelines just days after the PSA filed action with the Employment Relations Authority challenging the Government’s legal right to do so. ...2 weeks ago - A love letter to community newspapers
Bethany Rolston looks back at the three years she wrote for the Te Awamutu Courier, one of the 14 NZME community newspapers set to close before Christmas. Looking back at the three years I was a journalist at the Te Awamutu Courier feels like a happy sort of fever ...2 weeks ago
- The Spinoff’s best NZ book covers of 2024
In which Claire Mabey judges this year’s New Zealand books by their covers. Among a sea of books some are more alluring than others, like tropical fishes glinting. The art of the book cover is a serious matter: the cover has to help the book stand out as well as ...2 weeks ago
- Will Taxpayer Bailouts Of Failing Skifield Never End?
“It’s time for the abuse of taxpayer money to stop, and start investing in things that will actually benefit hardworking Kiwis.” ...2 weeks ago
- Modern Slavery Legislation Drafted To Drive Cross Party Political Support For NZ Law
A team of independent experts has drafted legislation ready for immediate introduction to Parliament in a bid to fast-track progress on modern slavery laws with cross-party backing. ...2 weeks ago
- A brief history of celebrity cameos on Shortland Street
Ahead of Conan O’Brien’s Shortland Street cameo tonight, Alex Casey looks back at some of the more memorable cameos to grace Ferndale. Nothing signals the festive season better than a tall redhead American late show host visiting our favourite fictional hospital. Tonight, Conan O’Brien will don a pair of grape ...2 weeks ago
- Help Me Hera: How do I navigate Auckland traffic without going insane?
The selfishness of this city’s drivers never fails to ruin my day. How do I get from A to B without wishing punishment and retribution on my fellow commuters? Want Hera’s help? Email your problem to helpme@thespinoff.co.nz Help Me Hera! Why do I see Auckland driver behaviour (not letting people merge, tailgating, etc) ...2 weeks ago
- Own goal? Govt sets new $4b goalpost for ferries
This new Number of the Day is based on 42 very, very costly words in an old Treasury report, and some ‘spotty’ costings out of China and Korea The post Own goal? Govt sets new $4b goalpost for ferries appeared first on Newsroom. ...2 weeks ago - An ‘announcement of an announcement’ of two new boats
The wait for replacement Interislander ferries will drag on until 2029, as ministers reveal a plan to buy two smaller ships, reports Joel MacManus reports from parliament. To receive The Bulletin in full each weekday, sign up here. Crown company created to procure two new Interislander ferries by 2029 The long-awaited ...2 weeks ago
- Communities swamped by torrent of new water reforms
Without the fire and fanfare of the previous Govt’s three waters reforms, the coalition has this week quietly introduced a 100,000-word whale of a water services bill The post Communities swamped by torrent of new water reforms appeared first on Newsroom. ...2 weeks ago
- From elusive principles to the year’s biggest loser – 2024 had it all
A lighthearted celebration: Newsroom’s political team awards the coveted annual political prizes – from Biggest Loser to Teen Choice The post From elusive principles to the year’s biggest loser – 2024 had it all appeared first on Newsroom. ...2 weeks ago
- National Iwi Chairs Forum Open Letter To King Charles
Signatories hope the letter will resonate with King Charles’s sense of justice and intervene to support a peaceful resolution to the damage this government is creating across communities. ...2 weeks ago
- The world in 2024, in one sentence
From ‘testing’ to ‘tiring’, there’s a clear theme. As 2024 draws to a close, we asked our pantheon of politics watchers to describe the world this year in one sentence, or even a single word. Here’s what they came up with. Madeleine Chapman (editor, The Spinoff) Relentless. Eric Crampton (chief ...2 weeks ago
- The inside story of Auckland’s Korean culinary boom
From fried chicken and franchises to fusion and fine dining, Korean cuisine has taken over Tāmaki Makaurau, fuelled by the same ‘soft power’ that made K-pop go global and mukbang go viral. Jihee Junn charts the rise. In 1991, Il Mee on Auckland’s Queen Street became the first Korean ...2 weeks ago
- The finalised second Emissions Reduction Plan is out – what’s in it and what’s not?
New Zealand’s second Emissions Reduction Plan has just been finalised, with eight key policies and a ‘technology-led’ approach. Shanti Mathias takes a look. This is an updated version of a piece that was published in July, when the draft Emissions Reduction Plan was released OK, so… what’s an Emissions Reduction ...2 weeks ago
- Newsroom daily quiz, Thursday 12 December
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- Hopes for grand coalition on modern slavery law
Can Labour and National put aside their differences to take action on a growing concern? The post Hopes for grand coalition on modern slavery law appeared first on Newsroom. ...2 weeks ago
- Daily crossword, Thursday 12 December
The post Daily crossword, Thursday 12 December appeared first on Newsroom. ...2 weeks ago
- Xmas: Best novels of 2024
Issues and personal identities of race were at the absolute foreground of five of the best works of fiction of the year, each by writers of colour; the Pākehā authors of the other five outstanding works of fiction skirted the issue by largely avoiding having anything to do with Māori ...2 weeks ago
- NZ at a crossroads, where ‘back on track’ could easily be the wrong track
Opinion: As the 2024 political year draws to a close, New Zealand stands uncertainly at a series of crossroads. When the year began, there was some resonance with the new coalition Government’s commitment to get New Zealand “back on track”, but now, the polls say increasing numbers of people think ...2 weeks ago
- People can’t be measured on a balance sheet
Opinion: Recent discussions on proposals to exclude humanities and social sciences from future Marsden Fund grants have raised widespread concern. Yet this controversy has also sparked an overdue conversation about the value of the humanities and social sciences.These discussions pose fundamental questions:Can the importance of research outcomes always be measured ...2 weeks ago
- New roles a ‘Christmas miracle’ for redundancy casualties
Just two hours after Nicola Segal left the final-stage job interview, she received a call offering her the role – and asking if she could start immediately. Segal, a sales and marketing manager, had been out of work for more than four months after taking voluntary redundancy from her previous company, ...2 weeks ago
- Closing the gender pay gap, one disclosure at a time
The gender pay gap remains a persistent and prickly issue in New Zealand, but the Government is attempting to address it by amending a Bill and introducing a new calculator.As of late 2024, the gap is about 8.2 percent, meaning women earn on average 8.2 percent less than men for ...2 weeks ago
- Final Emissions Reduction Plan ‘Woefully Inadequate’ – WWF-New Zealand
WWF-New Zealand’s CEO, Dr Kayla Kingdon-Bebb, says the utter lack of ambition in the plan shows the Government is not serious about tackling emissions in line with New Zealand’s international commitments and the Prime Minister’s own ‘performance ...2 weeks ago
- Council Urges Government To Drop Treaty Principles Bill
The Council has particular concerns that the Bill would negatively impact the trust and collaboration underpinning its long-standing relationship with Ngāi Tahu. ...2 weeks ago
- ‘A sick wish fulfilment fantasy, so badly written’: Harry Ricketts’ biggest book regret
Welcome to The Spinoff Books Confessional, in which we get to know the reading habits of Aotearoa writers, and guests. This week: Harry Ricketts – poet, literary scholar and author of memoir First Things and around 30 other books. The book I wish I’d written Byron’s comic verse-novel Don Juan. ...2 weeks ago
- Pure SEO Report Reveals Carbon Footprint Of New Zealand MPs
The critical analysis of MPs’ travel emissions reveals inefficiencies and discrepancies across all major parties. National leads in both expenses and emissions, with Labour close behind, reflecting the significant environmental impact of the dominant parties. ...2 weeks ago
- Kirihimete gift guide 2024: cool stuff from Māori and Pasifika-led brands
Our legendary guide is back to help you through another silly season. Note: When we first published this guide six years ago, it was about finding the small labels and makers out there and pointing hungry shoppers in their direction. Since then, there has been huge and exciting growth in ...2 weeks ago
- Five classic summer road trips, with burgers to match
Lollies and chips can only sustain you so far. Here are five of our favourite New Zealand road trips, with burger pairings to enjoy along the way. Auckland to Northland I know not everyone is a fan of new roads being built, but the drive from Auckland to Northland is ...2 weeks ago
- Stuff ‘consciously uncouples’ into two separate digital and print businesses
Exclusive: Leaked emails and documents show that the media giant will soon be two legal entities – opening up a range of options for owner Sinead Boucher. Duncan Greive analyses the move. News media giant Stuff will soon be two separate businesses, as it splits into one built around the ...2 weeks ago
- With its daily news bulletin scrapped, what’s next for Whakaata Māori?
With funding stagnant since 2008, the broadcaster is racing to adapt to a digital world – and a hard pivot might be the key to ensuring its survival. Last week, Whakaata Māori announced the end of its flagship daily news bulletin, Te Ao Māori News, which has been a fixture ...2 weeks ago
- PSA Takes Legal Action To Stop Govt Cutting Working From Home Arrangements
The PSA has filed a claim with the Employment Relations Authority to stop the Government restricting flexible workplace practices, including the recent directive on working from home. "The PSA is firmly of the view that the Government is unable to do ...2 weeks ago
- Greyhound racing sprints toward the finish line
Some in the industry say a small number of negligent trainers ‘buggered it’ for everyone else, writes Stewart Sowman-Lund for The Bulletin. To receive The Bulletin in full each weekday, sign up here. ...2 weeks ago
- Auckland Council opposes new housing because motorists won’t be able to see a hill
Over the motorway from Sylvia Park is Mutukāroa / Hamlins Hill Regional Park. Parts of it can be seen from the motorway and Auckland Council is fighting to keep that view sacred. If there’s one rule for being a safe driver, it’s keeping your eyes on the road. That may ...2 weeks ago
- How does New Zealand produce so many successful child actors?
Alex Casey takes a look back at the long history of Aotearoa’s child stars shining on the world stage and asks: are they our greatest export? If you too feel as if your sense of national pride is sinking into oblivion like a pavlova left outside in the forthcoming hottest ...2 weeks ago
- The most electric place in Auckland this year? Penrose 1061
A much maligned old friend is reborn as a field of dreams. In a year with too few causes to celebrate, in a city that still feels a few chips short of a scoop, one beacon shone bright and long and radiant. In the perfunctory suburb of Penrose, postcode 1061, ...2 weeks ago
- A Historic Victory For Greyhounds In New Zealand
"This is a huge win for greyhounds across New Zealand and sets a powerful precedent on the global stage," says Danette Wereta, spokesperson for the Animal Justice Party. "There are so many amazing ways to have fun that don’t harm animals or put them ...2 weeks ago
- No More Complicity! Aotearoa National Rally For Palestine
For over a year, thousands of New Zealanders have joined the millions across the world in taking to the streets to call for an end to the genocide in Gaza. ...2 weeks ago
- PSA Demand End To Sexist Pay Discrimination
"Thousands more women employed or funded by government are moving through the pay equity process to address the undervaluation of their work," Davies said. ...2 weeks ago
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