Written By:
Zetetic - Date published:
12:33 pm, September 1st, 2010 - 14 comments
Categories: john key, Satire -
Tags: obama
Key says his personal relationship with Obama (met the guy twice) means he can call him. Don’t think it’s your winning grin mate. Think it’s because you’re PM of New Zealand.
Anyway, this ain’t a game of collecting phone numbers, John. You’ve got to deliver something concrete. How’s that free trade deal coming?
How do you reckon their phone calls go? Like this?
The current rise of populism challenges the way we think about people’s relationship to the economy.We seem to be entering an era of populism, in which leadership in a democracy is based on preferences of the population which do not seem entirely rational nor serving their longer interests. ...
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Key’s need to be liked, his need for approval, especially from men in power, borders on the psychopathic. Daddy complex – it’s not just for girls anymore…
John Key has confused the role of Prime Minister with that of CEO.
Or confused with this ? http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Guy_Smiley
heh! Yep. either that Muppet or this one singing King John The Clueless Of Charmalot’s favourite word:
“me me, me me me me me me, me me me, me me me me me me me me me me me”
“me” is single syllable and two letters, John the Clueless might just be able to manage that word……
“Hello, White House, how may I help you?”
“Yeah, look, coupla things, it’s the Right Honourable John Key here, yeah, take a step back, balanced approach, can I talk to Barack, please?”
“I’m sorry, the President is not available, would you like me to transfer you to the Group Tours and Official Souvenirs Department?”
“Er, no, look, coupla things, it’s me, John, and Baz said I could call him any time. From New Zealand!”
“New Jersey? Let me transfer you to our Newark office …”
“No, New Zealand. You know, nuclear-free, and … and the rest! All Blacks!”
“Arrest all blacks? Sir, I must inform you that calls to the White House switchboard are automatically recorded, and the FBI will seriously investigate any incitement to racial hatred, thank you for calling, y’all have a nice day now …”
“But, but … it’s John!”
(line goes dead …)
I’m sure John would be relaxed about that.
Hilarious, gobsmacked! 😀
Deb
This could be a fun game. My turn:
“Fill in the caller ID wouldya Dolores – New Cylinder nutjob – and find out how they got this number”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissism
Hey Labour co National conpirators in search and surveillance. Who would want to know Obama anyway. He’s not a real democrat. He’s a corporate plant.
Here’s a little quote from Obama’s foreign policy advisor and mentor “Zbigniew Brzezinski” which I’m sure you’ve seen and won’t share with the rest of NZ.
The Technotronic era involves the gradual appearance of a more controlled society. Such a society would be dominated by an elite, unrestrained by traditional values. Soon it will be possible to assert almost continuous surveillance over every citizen and maintain up-to-date complete files containing even the most personal information about the citizen. These files will be subject to instantaneous retrieval by the authorities.
Both National and Labour are selling us out with the Nats being better at doing it.
And don’t pretend you don’t know whats going down and that you won’t sell us all out just like is happening in the UK, Canada, Australia etc.
We’ll see if you dare to publish this comment.