On behalf of Gen X, we wholly and irrevocably disown Stodge Munter. Sad to see Simon go. He was a laugh a minute. Glad to see Bennett go. She's about as warm and embraceable as gorse.
"You have had the five million locked up in Cindy's Kindy with a daily political party broadcast with an incredibly compliant media who have been in her bubble." Jacinda's been holding us hostage, and the media are all apparently prostrate at the altar of...
I love anecdotal evidence. It basically amounts to "I heard from Gladys down at the Four Square that Eunice Carlyle in number seven eats cats. That's why your Fluffy's been missing for six weeks." Eric Trump reckons the virus is a hoax concocted by the ...
Oh no. Jacinda's pushing legislation through under urgency. In the face of a global pandemic. National never did that whole urgency thing. Ever. Not even one time. Some people believe they're special. That the rules don't apply to them. That they have some...
If people weren't so prone to behaving like petulant toddlers, perhaps she wouldn't have to treat them like children. "Don't go outside and wander aimlessly about. You might contract a potentially fatal illness, spread it to your family, and everyone could...
I watched him with Jack Tame last night. It was basically "Economy, economy, economy, and the economy. Furthermore, economy, economy. Oh, and have I mentioned the economy?" It was like listening to my fifth form maths teacher explaining algebra all over ...
Bridges wins at losing. Again. At least he's consistently useless and the government couldn't ask for a more inept Leader of the Opposition. Collins and friends must be inwardly seething.
Thanks for clearing that up for me, mate. Cheers.
You're a better person than me, Weka. And no, I'm not being facetious.
No. No, they wouldn't. But life is hard when you can't get your tips frosted, get rolling drunk with your homies, or go to the mall with Stephanie and Monique.
Not a lot concerns me. I find being perpetually unconcerned about things is the best way to manage my mental health. (And puts me at low risk of developing a stomach ulcer.) But I understand where you're coming from in terms of not wanting JA to end up ...
We don't know. I don't know. You don't know. But your insinuation couldn't be any clearer. "Jacinda's gagging people! Police State! The fascists are on the march!" Let's all sit down, have a nice cup of tea, breathe, and wait. Getting all bent out of shape...
It's nice to see we haven't progressed far beyond baying mobs chanting "Burn the witch!" I mean, "Arrest Bill Gates!"? I try hard not to ridicule people like this because it's not terribly constructive... but they just make it so fucking easy. I work with ...
What we really need in these trying times of crisis, especially if you've just been made redundant, is to hear windbag television personalities crapping on about their anxiety. Those poor dabs. I don't know how they cope.
National did such a sterling job with the Christchurch earthquakes, Gerry Brownlee has a park bench dedicated to him. The plaque on it is somewhat unflattering, but not everyone has their own park bench. I'm sure Gerry's chuffed.
Probably the only person in the entire country who would trust the health minister to do that… Tinfoil hat. Take it off your head. Not everything is a government conspiracy orchestrated by that machiavellian schemer, Jacinda Ardern. I know the right are ...
Bridges was given the option of a personal in-depth explanation of the legal advice the government received from Crown Law. He declined, of course, because it's all about rarking up the vested interests and the tinfoil hats who believe Jacinda wants to ...
This is it exactly. Bridges knows there's no point throwing a tantrum if there's no one around to witness it. He's showboating.
Can you trust the private sector to not attempt to enrich themselves by cutting corners wherever possible? Probably not. ("It's not enough that we're being paid millions of dollars to do something! We'll use cheap labour and substandard materials to do it,...
He's probably ambitious and desperately hoping that being unpleasant and dense will see him rise within the National Party ranks. Depending on the level of unpleasantness and mental ineptitude displayed, and his ability (or lack thereof) to disguise it, ...
Careful, mate. If you carry on like that there'll be a puff piece in Stuff about poor Mark Richardson being bullied by horrible internet trolls and how his kids cry themselves to sleep at night. It's been a while since the last one.
Watching Jacinda's pained expressions when repeatedly asked the same asinine questions is always entertaining. You can almost hear the voice in her head saying, "Oh, for fuck's sake. Seriously?!" And her "Is it?" to Tova's attempted defence of the bleach ...
Yeah... I don't think it's anger management. Just really shit judgement. He reads the mood of the nation like a blind man with a sack over his head.
12. Some people are so selfish and devoid of common sense they will put at risk entire communities... so they can go surfing. Or for a tiki tour. Or so they can get drunk with their bros at the gang pad. 13. David Clark is only half aware of what's going ...
Yes... there are tiny islands of guilt, shame and remorse, even amongst the innards of a giant tentacled abomination like Amazon. Sadly, most people end up subsumed into the rapacious whole, and the individual evils they witness each day all blend into a ...
I don't still understand why anyone gives a toss about anything Roger Douglas violently expels from his diseased maw. He's a hideous old vampire who has caused untold hurt to this nation through his ideological fanaticism. He needs to shuffle quietly off ...
These pirates should be audited with extreme prejudice, particularly given their penchant for shafting their workers. I would be incredibly suspicious of that money being used appropriately. (There's a fancy mansion to complete and green fees to pay.) ...
Nice to see Key hasn't changed. Still a smirking bag of poison with a condescending and dismissive attitude toward the suffering of the peasantry. I wonder if Goodfellow and friends have had a quiet word with him about propping up the ailing fortunes of ...
He'll need those nice men from Crosby-Textor to instruct him on how to keep a lid on his more insane utterances.
Probably the only person who could 'out-nice' Jacinda Ardern is Suzy Cato. Last I checked she didn't have any political aspirations. Paula 'Bride of Frankenstein' Bennett is irredeemably awful, ambitious and an opportunist, which is probably why she's ...
True. And at this point, you could draw a smiley face on a watermelon and it'd be more popular than Bridges.
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