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Open mike 21/08/2024
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Daily review 20/08/2024
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Open mike 20/08/2024
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Daily review 19/08/2024
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Open mike 19/08/2024
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Open mike 18/08/2024
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Open mike 17/08/2024
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Daily review 16/08/2024
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Open mike 16/08/2024
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Daily review 15/08/2024
Written By: - Date published: 5:30 pm, August 15th, 2024 - 36 comments
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Open mike 15/08/2024
Written By: - Date published: 6:00 am, August 15th, 2024 - 77 comments
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Daily review 14/08/2024
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Open mike 14/08/2024
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Daily review 13/08/2024
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Open mike 13/08/2024
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Daily review 12/08/2024
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Open mike 12/08/2024
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Open mike 11/08/2024
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Open mike 10/08/2024
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Daily review 09/08/2024
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Open mike 09/08/2024
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Daily review 08/08/2024
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Open mike 08/08/2024
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Daily review 07/08/2024
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Open mike 07/08/2024
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Daily review 06/08/2024
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Open mike 06/08/2024
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Daily review 05/08/2024
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Open mike 05/08/2024
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Open mike 04/08/2024
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Open mike 03/08/2024
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- Waitangi Day: PM won’t confirm if he will attend commemorations at Waitangi
Christopher Luxon said he had received "a number of invitations" to Waitangi Day commemorations but hasn't yet decided his schedule. ...7 days ago - HYEFU preview: Pre-emptive blame game ahead of opening of the books
The latest economic and fiscal update is expected to show a sluggish economy and weaker tax take will lead to bigger deficits for longer. ...7 days ago
- Windbag: Tear down the City to Sea Bridge
Why demolishing the bridge would make Te Ngākau Civic Square a much better public space. Earlier this month, Wellington City Council voted to demolish the City to Sea Bridge and replace it with a ground-level pedestrian crossing on Jervois Quay. A new pedestrian bridge will be considered for funding at ...7 days ago - What can we learn from Australia’s version of the Marsden Fund furore?
Humanities and social science research topics being tweaked rhetorically to seem airy-fairy, impractical and/or ‘woke’ is nothing new. Joanne Wilkes explains how political intervention in funding for academic research played out across the ditch. As a retired academic from an arts faculty – I taught English literature at Auckland University ...7 days ago
- Daily crossword, Tuesday 17 December
The post Daily crossword, Tuesday 17 December appeared first on Newsroom. ...7 days ago - Trump’s declaration of war on universities
Opinion: Public support for US universities is relatively low, and highly polarised The post Trump’s declaration of war on universities appeared first on Newsroom. ...7 days ago
- Govt fails KPI because of ‘rushed lawmaking’
Analysis: A drafting error delays oil and gas ban repeal, after bill was initially rushed through Parliament The post Govt fails KPI because of ‘rushed lawmaking’ appeared first on Newsroom. ...7 days ago
- Newsroom daily quiz, Tuesday 17 December
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- NZ can’t keep H5N1 bird flu virus out for ever
Analysis: Avian influenza keeps popping up in our newsfeeds, and we are reminded of the unpredictable and unwieldy nature of infectious diseases that threaten our health. Given that we are still dusting ourselves off from Covid-19, no one is particularly keen to hear about another imminent viral threat. Just what ...7 days ago
- Warning over cosmetic cowboys as industry pins hopes on new regulation
Therapeutic Products Act Repeal Bill clears the way for new legislation that will safeguard consumers from rogue practitioners The post Warning over cosmetic cowboys as industry pins hopes on new regulation appeared first on Newsroom. ...7 days ago
- ‘Luxon Hustle’ targets foreign tech and infrastructure investors
By leveraging the fast-track in closed doors meetings, the PM hoped deep pockets would invest in NZ development The post ‘Luxon Hustle’ targets foreign tech and infrastructure investors appeared first on Newsroom. ...7 days ago
- How cities are reinventing the public-private partnership − 4 lessons from around the globe
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Debra Lam, Founding Director of the Partnership for Inclusive Innovation, Enterprise Innovation Institute, Georgia Institute of Technology Cities tackle a vast array of responsibilities – from building transit networks to running schools – and sometimes they can use a little help. That’s ...7 days ago - US on target in Guam with first Marine redeployment and missile test
By Mar-Vic Cagurangan in Hagatna, Guam The United States is advancing the fortification of its territory closest to China with the arrival of the first Marines from Okinawa and its first interceptor missile test in Guam last week. About 100 Marines from Japan landed on Saturday, the vanguard of about ...1 week ago
- Wellbeing provisions distracting councils from core job – Simeon Brown
The local government minister says they're also driving up rates - Labour says it's "a complete fabrication". ...1 week ago
- Government warned operating Aratere ferry until 2029 ‘simply not possible’
A leaked report authored by the government's expert ministerial advisory group warns the Aratere should be retired as early as next year. ...1 week ago
- Government Washes Its Hands Of “Unethical” Plastic Waste Exports
Chai says the Government’s final decision to reject her petition “gives a lot of reasons for doing nothing”. ...1 week ago - Ngāti Kahungunu Submits In Opposition To The Treaty Principles Bill
The Ngāti Kahungunu submission clearly states the reasons why it opposes the Treaty Principles Bill, “due to its inherent contradictions and potential for detrimental consequences. Each principle, while seemingly benign, harbours flaws that necessitate ...1 week ago
- More coal and gas, less renewables: what a nuclear power plan for Australia would really mean
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By John Quiggin, Professor, School of Economics, The University of Queensland Bilanol/Shutterstock Opposition Leader Peter Dutton’s plan for nuclear power in Australia has provoked a great deal of discussion and analysis – most of it critical. Experts point out the Coalition’s long-awaited ...1 week ago
- Fast-track project publication a brick through window of democracy
It beggars belief that the government has redacted the wannabe seabed miner Trans Tasman Resources application's economic benefits to Aotearoa New Zealand, for a bill whose only purpose is the economic benefit to Aotearoa New Zealand. ...1 week ago
- What Christopher Luxon makes of his government’s 2024 efforts
The PM says 2024 has been a good start - but "I'll be the first to tell you we have a lot more to do". ...1 week ago
- What is a dark comet? A quick guide to the ‘new’ kids in the Solar System
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Rebecca Allen, Co-Director Space Technology and Industry Institute, Swinburne University of Technology Artist’s impression of ‘Oumuamua. ESA/Hubble, NASA, ESO, M. Kornmesser In 2017, NASA discovered and later confirmed the first interstellar object to enter our Solar System. It wasn’t aliens. But ...1 week ago
- Homelessness biggest driver of youth crime – advocate
An advocate for young homeless people says it's clear Oranga Tamariki needs more funding to care for teenagers and children. ...1 week ago
- Live: Chrisopher Luxon at year’s last post-Cabinet briefing
The PM says 2024 has been a good start - but "I'll be the first to tell you we have a lot more to do". ...1 week ago
- Chalmers unveils new look Reserve Bank, with women in the majority on both its boards
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Michelle Grattan, Professorial Fellow, University of Canberra A person with long experience in the financial services sector, Marnie Baker, and a distinguished academic economist, Renée Fry-McKibbin, have been appointed to serve on the Reserve Bank’s new monetary policy board: Treasurer Jim Chalmers ...1 week ago
- Push For Police To Charge For Presence At Public Events A Deterrent On Free Speech
Police have a duty to protect the public from physical harm, and the public fund them to do so. Event organisers should not be put off hosting events due to imposed costs from Police. ...1 week ago
- Open Letter On Importance Of Research In The Social Sciences And Humanities
The role of the Royal Society Te Apārangi, as set out in the Royal Society of New Zealand Act, is to advance and promote science, technology, and the humanities, and to provide expert advice on important public issues to the Government and people ...1 week ago
- Greenpeace Slams Late Release Of Redacted Fast Track Seabed Mining Documents
Over 20,000 people have signed an open letter pledging resistance to companies opting into the fast track, and a further 45,000 have signed a petition calling on the Government to ban seabed mining outright. ...1 week ago
- New to streaming: What to watch on Netflix NZ, Neon and more this week
We round up everything coming to streaming services this week, including Netflix, Amazon Prime, Disney+, Apple TV+, ThreeNow, Neon and TVNZ+. If you enjoy local documentaries: Shortland Street: Reflecting a Nation (TVNZ+, December 19) Since arriving on our screens in 1992, the iconic soap opera Shortland Street and ...1 week ago
- Govt Announces No Christmas For Children In Persistent Poverty For The Next 10 Years
CPAG calls on the current government and all political parties to work towards a future where all tamariki grow up surrounded by loving, thriving whānau within supportive communities where there are resources, opportunities and systems to enable them to ...1 week ago
- NZ police officers’ China trip had all the hallmarks of foreign interference operation –...
The SIS has IDed China as the major source of foreign interference activities - and the police should take heed, Anne-Marie Brady says. ...1 week ago
- Announcing the Vince Geddes In-Depth Journalism Fund
A new fund has been launched to provide freelance writers with grants to work on ambitious, in-depth journalism. The Vince Geddes In-Depth Journalism Fund, supported by the Auckland Radio Trust (ART), has been established to provide much-needed financial and editorial support to talented freelance journalists, empowering them to produce ...1 week ago
- Police China trip a classic bid to ‘curry favour’ – Andrew Little
Andrew Little says it "ought to be a worry" that 33 police staff visited China in October. ...1 week ago
- Number of youths kept in police cells 10 times higher than two years ago
The number of young people kept overnight in police cells was 418 in the year ended June. ...1 week ago
- 20 Years On: Has The Supreme Court Delivered?
Two decades after its creation, is the Supreme Court hearing the right cases and meeting its statutory objectives? ...1 week ago
- Auckland City Mission delivers dignity and holiday cheer, but faces funding uncertainty
Months of planning, scores of volunteers and thousands of food boxes are all part of Auckland City Mission – Te Tāpui Atawhai’s annual Christmas celebration. But without an ongoing funding commitment from the government, the future of this community support is uncertain. Volunteer Uncle Mike arrives at Grafton’s Boston Road, ...1 week ago
- I made it to the end of 2024 without finding out what ‘hawk tuah’ means
As soon as a new viral moment started circulating six months ago, Alex Casey made a choice to avoid it for as long as humanly possible. This is her story. It’s not that I’m totally ignorant. I know the two words: hawk tuah. I know that these two words relate ...1 week ago
- Letter From Winners Of The Prime Minister’s MacDiarmid Emerging Scientist Prize
We write to voice our disagreement with the decision to alter the Terms of Reference of the Marsden Fund such that "approximately 50 percent of funds will go towards supporting proposals with economic benefits to New Zealand". We urge the Government ...1 week ago
- What is it about Holloway Road? The ghosts of Wellington’s most atmospheric street
Claire Mabey explores the past and present of Holloway Road, one of Wellington’s most mysterious and storied communities. All photos by Claire Mabey. A pair of long-eared goats graze high on the verdant hillside. There’s a near-constant shriek of kākā flying overhead, passing over like fantastical creatures. The Lilliput library ...1 week ago
- NZ police officers’ China trip had all the hallmarks of foreign influence operation – ex...
The SIS has IDed China as the major source of foreign interference activities - and the police should take heed, Anne-Marie Brady says. ...1 week ago
- What’s left on the parliament agenda for 2024?
Get ready for the pre-Christmas push, writes The Bulletin’s Stewart Sowman-Lund. To receive The Bulletin in full each weekday, sign up here. ...1 week ago
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