Imperator Fish Exclusive: Leaked Government Poverty Plan

Written By: - Date published: 1:57 pm, August 30th, 2012 - 20 comments
Categories: national, poverty, Satire - Tags:

Scott at Imperator Fish has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts from his blog – the original of this post is here.

Child poverty seems to be the political issue of the moment. All parties will want to be seen to be doing something about the growing number of children living in poverty.

But it can be difficult to separate the spin from the serious policy. Luckily, I have managed to get my hands on a top-secret document that sets out in detail National’s plan to tackle the child poverty issue.

Click the image below to read the document in full.

20 comments on “Imperator Fish Exclusive: Leaked Government Poverty Plan ”

  1. Shouldn’t the plan at least have a title to distinguish it from any blank piece of paper? There could be a page number at the bottom too. 😉

  2. Dr Terry 2

    I am unable to bring up the document on my PC

  3. captain hook 3

    wise up Dr Terry.
    thats the plan!

  4. weka 4

    You have to admit it has a certain aesthetic about it, not to mention an honesty. Would love to know how much CT got paid for that presentation.

  5. Blue 5

    The saddest part of this was that the blank document wasn’t necessary.

    The headline is satire enough on its own.

  6. tracey 6

    It took me a few goes to realise it wasnt supposed to terry

  7. weka 7

    Comment from IF’s post:

    “That document moves in and out of policy on a daily basis.”
     

  8. Plastic Tolstoy 8

    I thought from the headline it was going to be a plan to increase poverty, thinking the Nats had decided the sheeple were now tame enough to handle the truth about the intentions behind their policies.

  9. Ianmac from Vietnam 9

    There is absolutely nothing in that plan that I/we/they could disagree with.

  10. Leopold 10

    It got me. I thought it was going to be Dr Swift’s ‘Modest Proposal’

  11. captain hook 11

    show us the money.

  12. Chris 12

    Just like jkey.Blank.

  13. blue leopard 13

    Jolly good work Imperative Fish and The Standard
    Appreciate the laugh
    …and succinct summary of the leaked plans
    Very good indeed

  14. BernyD 14

    Plain packaging works according to them

  15. peterlepaysan 15

    I have read this stuff before.

    Where the hell are the footnotes and citations?

    • blue leopard 15.1

      Yes. No expert support for their conclusions, so typically lacking in substance for a National party approach.

  16. hazza 16

    Quite amusing, pity it isn’t also a Rick Roll.

  17. Roy 17

    Hmmm, just as I suspected.

  18. peterlepaysan 18

    This matches the braying dunny at the Venice thingy.

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