She'd love nothing more than for this to explode because it's the only way she stands a chance of winning. People need to die, the plague needs to spread, and Judith will be cackling with malevolent glee throughout it all and snarling, "Yes! Everything's ...
"We have displeased the Horned God! He demands a sacrifice! Gather the children!"
Yeah, she's genuinely unpleasant. Probably the last person you'd want in charge of things during a global pandemic. (Well, her and Billy TK, who is borderline delusional.)
God knows we've tried. Sadly, the MSM still wheel him out to hold court on behalf of the big end of town. "Former Prime Minister, John Key, says... blah, blah, economy, drone, drone, business, etc." It would be nice if he'd just quietly retire to Hawaii ...
Incidentally, was there ever a man with a more unsuitable name than Peter Goodfellow?
I don't think anyone's disputing that JLR is a self-serving muppet, but watching him knife his former compatriots with their own bloody cleaver is poetry in motion. As far as I'm concerned, the more muck expunged from the open sewer that is the National ...
But... he was a woodwork teacher!
That was some quality verse. I lolled. And that almost never happens.
Granny hasn't been taking her meds.
Hosking's intense dislike of Jacinda Ardern is borderline creepy, to be honest. The man's so partisan I suspect he's erected a shrine to John 'Ponytail' Key in his living room. Also, expecting NewsTalkZB to exhibit any kind of editorial discretion is ...
There's probably a seat cushion in the debating chamber that's exceptionally comfy and very popular on the opposition side of the house. "Seat Cushion 2020 - The Comfortable Choice!" And it won't tell lies, send inappropriate pictures to teenagers, or be ...
I don't know about four terms. Even if National continue the self-mutilation and Labour don't engage in some unforeseen clusterfuck of epic proportions, there's a natural attrition that takes place over time due to the boredom of the voting public and ...
This. They're just dishonest shits and they routinely treat the public with contempt and disdain. Granted, I'm fairly left-wing, but I can't see why someone would vote for these arseholes, even if the last two weeks hadn't happened. They're like the ...
"They are both talented politicians with an acute understanding of the issues our country faces." Nice to see Key still telling porkies.
"Mum! I can't find my skateboard!"
Prostrate at the feet of his betters is his natural pose. "Whatever it takes to win!" It's the National way, which is part of the reason why their party is now a raging dumpster fire. Enjoying the schadenfreude, which probably makes me a terrible person......
Well, she's not entirely wrong. He IS a performer. His recent interviews have been most entertaining.
Yeah... all that saving the country from a virulent contagion currently ravaging half the planet, while doing her best to take care of workers and ensure the economy doesn't throw itself off a building. Who needs that load of old nonsense? National - we ...
They know it's a virus, right? It's not like Collins can take it out into the car park and give it a good kicking.
He's probably out getting horrendously drunk in celebration now his wildest and most perverse fantasies have been realised.
Unpopular with women? I can't for the life of me think why.
Awesome. Just what the country needs. Some sort of creepy alien parasite running the National Party. Still... it wouldn't be the first time.
So... a bit like drug cartels, then?
She doesn't seem to understand how democracy works. You don't 'take' anything. It's given to you to manage until such time as you demonstrate you are no longer capable. (Or the opposing team smears you into oblivion or bribes their way into power with the ...
I still find it hilarious people are using the terms 'moral' and 'National Party' in the same sentence. I suspect they might mean 'amoral'.
I wouldn't hold my breath. It's been said you could pin a blue rosette on a goat down there and they'd vote for it.
Happens to me all the time. I've lost count of how many times I've been 'accidentally' sent confidential government files. I've had to set up multiple e-mail accounts just to evade the torrents of scandal-ridden spam I'm sent on a daily basis. But ...
So Chris Penk's book could be roughly summarised as "Labour saved us from a global pandemic... but they did it in a way I didn't really like because it made everyone who wasn't Labour look like carping shit-wizards with nothing remotely resembling a ...
I've been a fan of Charlie Brooker's since he wrote for nerdy games mag, PC Zone during the '90s. He's viciously hilarious and his books are great. They should really make him PM.
She might have to go back on the benefit, you reckon? I wonder if she'll get that Training Incentive Allowance.
Yes. Another turd successfully polished.
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