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Daily review 06/09/2024
Written By: - Date published: 5:30 pm, September 6th, 2024 - 7 comments
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Open mike 06/09/2024
Written By: - Date published: 6:00 am, September 6th, 2024 - 48 comments
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Daily review 05/09/2024
Written By: - Date published: 5:30 pm, September 5th, 2024 - 7 comments
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Open mike 05/09/2024
Written By: - Date published: 6:00 am, September 5th, 2024 - 51 comments
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Daily review 04/09/2024
Written By: - Date published: 5:30 pm, September 4th, 2024 - 17 comments
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Open mike 04/09/2024
Written By: - Date published: 6:00 am, September 4th, 2024 - 69 comments
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Daily review 03/09/2024
Written By: - Date published: 5:30 pm, September 3rd, 2024 - 2 comments
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National’s eternal road obsession
Written By: - Date published: 8:58 am, September 3rd, 2024 - 39 comments
The year is 2035 and after the McAnaulty-Sepuloni Government is removed from power new National Prime Minister Simeon Brown makes his first new announcement. Guess what it is?
Open mike 03/09/2024
Written By: - Date published: 6:00 am, September 3rd, 2024 - 43 comments
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Daily review 02/09/2024
Written By: - Date published: 5:30 pm, September 2nd, 2024 - 12 comments
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Open mike 02/09/2024
Written By: - Date published: 6:00 am, September 2nd, 2024 - 15 comments
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Open mike 01/09/2024
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Open mike 31/08/2024
Written By: - Date published: 6:00 am, August 31st, 2024 - 26 comments
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Daily review 30/08/2024
Written By: - Date published: 5:30 pm, August 30th, 2024 - 12 comments
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Open mike 30/08/2024
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Daily review 29/08/2024
Written By: - Date published: 5:30 pm, August 29th, 2024 - 8 comments
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Open mike 29/08/2024
Written By: - Date published: 6:00 am, August 29th, 2024 - 92 comments
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Daily review 28/08/2024
Written By: - Date published: 5:30 pm, August 28th, 2024 - 5 comments
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Open mike 28/08/2024
Written By: - Date published: 6:00 am, August 28th, 2024 - 29 comments
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Daily review 27/08/2024
Written By: - Date published: 5:30 pm, August 27th, 2024 - 18 comments
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Open mike 27/08/2024
Written By: - Date published: 6:00 am, August 27th, 2024 - 34 comments
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Daily review 26/08/2024
Written By: - Date published: 5:30 pm, August 26th, 2024 - 17 comments
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Open mike 26/08/2024
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Open mike 25/08/2024
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And now for something completely different
Written By: - Date published: 5:16 pm, August 24th, 2024 - 9 comments
Ok that is different. So appropriate. And I wonder how the Royal Navy will respond.
Open mike 24/08/2024
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Daily review 23/08/2024
Written By: - Date published: 5:30 pm, August 23rd, 2024 - 5 comments
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Open mike 23/08/2024
Written By: - Date published: 6:00 am, August 23rd, 2024 - 45 comments
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Daily review 22/08/2024
Written By: - Date published: 5:30 pm, August 22nd, 2024 - 10 comments
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Open mike 22/08/2024
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Daily review 21/08/2024
Written By: - Date published: 5:30 pm, August 21st, 2024 - 4 comments
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- HYEFU revealed: Nicola Willis deploys convenient new measure amid bleak books
Analysis - The opening of the books at Treasury has revealed a bleak economic outlook, and a new measure to improve that picture. ...6 days ago - New Zealanders Be Warned – More Brutal Cuts To Public Services Coming
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The results of our reader survey of the best books of the year. Over 300 Spinoff members responded to our call out to discover what people enjoyed reading locally and internationally this year. The results show a healthy crossover with The Spinoff’s best New Zealand books of 2024, with some ...6 days ago - Now We Know Why Nicola Willis Didn’t Want Experts In The Room: Changes OBEGAL Calculation To Appea...
“Nicola Willis is guilty of manipulating the fiscal indicators in the same way then Opposition Finance Spokesperson Nicola Willis jumped up-and-down about when Grant Robertson changed the way Net Core-Crown Debt was calculated to make the numbers ...6 days ago
- Minimum Wage Decision A Conscious Decision To Increase Poverty
It is an indefensible attack on working people and will only serve to inflame poverty and undermine a weak economy. ...6 days ago
- What makes a great sports coach? We identified 17 of the world’s best, and found some patterns
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Cliff Mallett, Professor of Sport Psychology and Coaching, The University of Queensland red mango/Shutterstock The study of leadership in high-performance coaching aims to deepen the understanding of how and why coaches lead the way they do, rather than just what they ...6 days ago - Government makes it easier for businesses to hire migrants
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- HYEFU: Government books to stay deep in deficit until 2029
And Nicola Willis has adopted a new measure for its finances, excluding the impact of ACC, which it said distorted previous forecasts. ...6 days ago
- Forecast surplus delayed two years, Willis vows earlier end to deficit
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- How can you stay safe from cyber attacks? Here are 2 simple checklists from experts
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Jing Jia, Senior Lecturer, Business School, University of Newcastle cottonbro studios/Pexels “Cyber security” may sound like a far-off worry for big corporations or telcos, but that’s far from the case. Cyber security simply means the practice of safeguarding your sensitive data ...6 days ago
- NZTA settles High Court battle with Transmission Gully builder
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- Minimum Wage Announcement “A Pay Cut For The Most Vulnerable”
“The Government has made another callous decision which will make in-work poverty even worse in Aotearoa,” E tū Assistant National Secretary, Annie Newman says. ...6 days ago
- The Spinoff’s favourite TV shows of 2024
From evil penguins to globe-trotting jackals, here are the TV shows that we were animals for this year. We’ve already covered off our favourite local television moments of the year, but there is still so much more to dive into beyond our televisual shores. It was predicted that 2024 would ...6 days ago
- Smallest minimum wage increase ‘since the 1990s’
The minimum wage will rise by 1.5 percent to $23.50 from April 1, it was announced Tuesday. ...6 days ago
- Wellington Council moves ahead with submission against Treaty Principles Bill
One councillor called it a waste of time and ratepayers' money, saying the council should keep out of "central government barn politics". ...6 days ago
- Media Should Make Point Of Speaking To The CTU This Afternoon On HYEFU
Banning the CTU, the Taxpayers’ Union, and groups like Business NZ and the Federated Farmers is not a strategy to get back to surplus. At best, it’s a cheap PR ploy to attempt to control the media narrative. ...6 days ago
- ‘Taken the local out of local government’: Councils react to crackdown
Mayors are accusing ministers of taking "the local out of local government" with proposed changes to rates and spending rules. ...6 days ago
- Empty classrooms, silent language: Kōhanga reo faces a crisis
As the fight to revitalise te reo Māori continues, kōhanga reo are grappling with severe teacher shortages, outdated facilities, and a lack of trust in their national leadership. Te Reo Māori is integral to understanding the Māori worldview. It provides a window into te ao Māori that is nearly impossible ...6 days ago
- NZCTU Put Brooke Van Velden On Notice Over WorkSafe Cuts
The NZCTU Te Kauae Kaimahi have sent an open letter to Minister for Workplace Relations and Safety Brooke van Velden, following another round of devastating job cuts at WorkSafe. ...6 days ago
- Open Letter Urges Govt Not To Accept Appointment Of New Israeli Ambassador
Those who have signed the letter are urging the New Zealand government to not maintain diplomatic relations with Israel until it is prepared to comply with international law. ...6 days ago
- ‘Enormous mismatch’: What can you do when your leave doesn’t cover the school holi...
The a new movement is encouraging employers to focus more on output, not the number of hours worked. ...7 days ago
- The cost of being: A public servant and mum who’s saving for a house deposit
As part of our series exploring how New Zealanders live and our relationship with money, a 47-year-old public servant, mother and musician shares her approach to spending and saving. Want to be part of The Cost of Being? Fill out the questionnaire here. Gender: Female. Age: 47. Ethnicity: Pākehā. Role: Public ...7 days ago
- Minimum wage set to get modest bump to $23.50 in April
The increase strikes a "balance" between supporting workers and limiting further costs on business, the Workplace Relations and Safety Minister says. ...7 days ago
- Should non-disclosure agreements be restricted in cases of workplace sexual harassment? Here’s wha...
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Lisa Heap, Senior Researcher Centre for Future Work at the Australia Institute; Sessional Academic RMIT University, The Australia Institute Tomasz Trojanowski/Shutterstock Non-disclosure agreements (NDAs) are again in the spotlight – mostly because of how they can affect the way companies deal ...7 days ago
- Fantasia 2000: celebrating 25 years of a concertless film in search of a concert
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Will Jeffery, Sessional Academic, Discipline of Film Studies, University of Sydney IMDB/Disney Imagine attending a concert including excerpts from Ludwig van Beethoven’s 5th Symphony, Ottorino Respighi’s Pines of Rome, George Gershwin’s Rhapsody in Blue, Dmitri Shostakovich’s 2nd Piano Concerto, Camille Saint-Saëns’s ...7 days ago
- Live: ‘Pipes before cycleways’: Christopher Luxon on council spending crackdown
"I don't think roof top gardens on bus stops are a great idea," the prime minister says at the government removes "wellbeing" provisions from the Local Government Act. ...7 days ago
- An imaging company gave its patients’ X-rays and CT scans to an AI company. How did this happen?
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Stacy Carter, Professor and Director, Australian Centre for Health Engagement, Evidence and Values, University of Wollongong Zamrznuti tonovi/Shutterstock Australia’s biggest radiology provider, I-MED, has provided de-identified patient data to an artificial intelligence company without explicit patient consent, Crikey reported recently. ...7 days ago
- 5 things to know before boarding your dog or cat this summer
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Melissa Starling, Postdoctoral Researcher in Veterinary Science, University of Sydney Tatiana Kovaleva/Shutterstock Around this time of year, pet owners across the country are scrambling to finalise holiday care arrangements. Some lucky animals go to the home of a familiar family member, ...7 days ago
- NZ’s government may ask the public to underwrite the risk of fossil fuel exploration – this coul...
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Nathan Cooper, Associate Professor of Law, University of Waikato Hagen Hopkins/Getty Images After reversing the ban on new offshore oil and gas exploration permits, New Zealand’s coalition government is now considering whether to share the risks of exploration with the fossil ...7 days ago
- More Australian families are choosing private schools – we need to understand why
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Sally Larsen, Senior Lecturer in Education, University of New England The shape of Australia’s school system is undergoing a significant change. Enrolments in independent schools are growing, while fewer students are going to public schools. Why are more families choosing an ...7 days ago
- When you wish upon a star, is it already dead? An astronomer crunches the numbers
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Laura Nicole Driessen, Postdoctoral researcher in radio astronomy, University of Sydney ESO/Luis Calçada/Herbert Zodet, CC BY When you wish upon a star, Jiminy Cricket told us, your dreams come true. But according to an idea doing the rounds on social media, ...7 days ago
- Harold Holt is a meme today, but when the prime minister went missing in December 1967, it was no la...
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Joshua Black, Visitor, School of History, Australian National University At some point, Australians stopped grieving Harold Holt’s death and many started to laugh about it instead. The sudden disappearance of a prime minister at a Victorian beach in December 1967 has furnished ...7 days ago
- Advocates plea for scrapping of boot camps in open letter to the prime minister
Youth advocates want the government to scrap a bill which would make boot camps permanent. ...7 days ago
- Councils back on the government’s naughty step
Sharp rates increases are the latest target for the PM and Simeon Brown, explains The Bulletin’s Stewart Sowman-Lund. To receive The Bulletin in full each weekday, sign up here. ...7 days ago
- Commerce Commission clampdown won’t stop ‘insane’ card surcharges
Further cuts to bank interchange charges expected this week – even though new data shows card surcharges have only increased The post Commerce Commission clampdown won’t stop ‘insane’ card surcharges appeared first on Newsroom. ...7 days ago
- Hundreds of MBIE workers begin strike action after 0% pay offer
"Offensive" zero percent pay offers could see a wave of strike action across the public sector in coming months, the Public Service Association is warning. ...7 days ago
- Te Pāti Māori roasts Electoral Commission over Manurewa marae apology
Debbie Ngarewa-Packer is accusing the commission of bowing to "a bit of political heat" after it apologised for using Manurewa marae as a voting place. ...7 days ago
- Xmas: the best nonfiction book of 2024
Up and down the motu, house to house, party to party, tangi to tangi, car to car, Talia Marshall is always on the move in her memoir Whaea Blue. She’s running from something, or to something. In the space of 350 pages we move from the Mormon church in which ...7 days ago
- Live: Larger deficits expected as the government opens its books
Treasury will release its half-year economic and fiscal update today. ...7 days ago
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